Original Sin:
The idea that birth is
The primary sin
by False Doctrine of McChurch
Virtue-signaling
has infected everyone
including Christ's church.
by Your Nonexistent Virtue
pointless has a big
point like chaos, a theory
to get to a point
by vhs
who said i had these
ideas things, i just stole one
then relabelled it
by vhs of mine!
few things more pointless
than badhaiku bug reports
except the haiku
by scotch of untied states of ocd
few things more pointless
than badhaiku bug reports
except the haiku
by scotch of untied states of ocd
margin right of 10
on css class poem
would fix that^ issue
by scotch of frontend developers untie!
here's a real shocker:
the u.s. has more poor folks
than all of china
by scotch of https://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2015/10/14/credit-suisse-wealth-report-there-are-more-poor-people-in-america-than-china
When out of ideas
You can just hit them with your
Canadian Club
by Trudeau of Bludgeoning
when out of ideas,
threaten us with a good time.
boo! it's Canada
by scotch of and the rest of the developed world, but all you know is Venezuela
Hey kids! You can try
COMMUNISM! It's like how
Things are now but with
Way less food and rights!
by Salesman of Communism Rebranding Effort
You are such little
Rascals, typing haikus with
Your little fingers
by Doting Guardian Figure of Bad Haiku
May the lines blur and
I be legally allowed
To slaughter you, bitch
by Line of lines
This is a haiku
This is not a good haiku
This was a haiku
by Andrew
I can't stand money.
I know money can't stand me.
But I need money.
by Co-dependent Mess of Mammon
A Gary Busey
Pokemon, wanders into battle:
Just stands there - won't leave
by high HP, though
spoonful of sugar
heals damage and cures poison
umbrella is whack
by scotch of the imperial march from star wars is very close to spoonful of sugar , btw
here's a crazy thought:
Mary Poppins pokemon
think of her attacks
by scotch of courtesy of my nine year old son
i've posted sonnets
also a few limericks
bend, don't break the rules
-----
there once was a guy, name of scott
who posted joku here a lot
and a sonnet or two
when he sniffed some glue
but limericks, no he did not
by scotch/scott of counting syllables
purity is an
illusion created by
the dogmas of Man
by vhs
i have not been here
in a while now, do i care?
sometimes, sometimes no
by vhs
Haiku must reign soon.
All non-haiku to be PURGED.
(Restore True Haiku)
by Bloody Upheavals of Haiku
I was born haiku
But feel like I'm a sonnet.
Please call me "Sonnet".
by Poetic Dysphoria of Damaged Goods
You make haiku. Ungh!
We make haiku together.
Ungh! Haiku. Ungh, UNGH!
by SEcret CoDE of GrUntiNG
I will report you
To Haiku Purity Squad.
You will change your ways.
by State Guidelines of Haiku
I'd write more but the
Garden gnome under my bed
Won't leave me alone
by Schizofabulous
My non-haiku identify as haiku
If you don't respect that you're a Nazi
Ree
by Syllable Justice Warrior of Trans-Syllable Equality Movement
Say it in haiku
Or don't bother to say it.
This site is haiku.
by Prose is not Poetry
my new policy:
i will ignore non-haiku
did you say something?
by scotch of the rules must be respected
i'm more concerned with "forever chemicals" and glyphosate in the water table nationwide; plants breathe co2 not micro plastics and bpa, personal solution: water and air filters - derpocrats too busy for anything but scooby doo chase to impeach orange man, improve self: improve world... something > nothing
by Oog
sins of climate change
do in fact cross party lines
who cares? let's fix it
by scotch of I'd vote Republican if they worked for the planet
southern strategy
conveniently forgotten
by republiKlans
by scotch
The first kkk's goal was to destroy
Republican state governments
Often using terrorism
Some people claim to love life
So much they get an abortion
Cognitive dissonance is bipartisan
Suppression of new energy tech is real
Goes deeper than Orange Man Bad
by Oog of Boog
some people love tech
but also reject science
how do they do it?
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
probably, we're screwed
civilization is toast
so, should we give up?
by scotch of i'm not
solar investments
are finally paying off
in spite of reagan
by scotch of you know he took solar panels off the white house, and doubled down on cheap oil?
Get off fossil fuels?
Mean de-industrialize?
A high tech stone age
by Oogaloo of Boogaloo
half the country's poor
trickle down was piss and shit
that sure owns the libs
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
get off fossil fuels
end the corporate handouts
nah, let's "own the libs"
by scotch of priorities
"this should own the libs"
the republican's platform
nothing else matters
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
We work as a team
to makes the Nanny State scream:
the Boogaloo meme.
by Break Dance of Secession
You should stop eating.
All people who eat have died.
That's a proven fact.
by of
Seriously though,
What's the longest time you've fucked?
Stay in forever.
by of
I am part robot.
Do not ask which part that is.
That is not polite.
by of
Voting is stupid.
You know the whole thing is rigged.
Search your feelings, Luke.
by of
Communist goat rope!
Democrats going crazy
Which loser will run?
by Ronald Raygun of Good times past
What now Democrats?
All your base belong to us.
What will you do?
When you lose bigly?
Burn cities and wild riots?
Or will you wise up?
All your Candidates
Going down in flames damn fast
Its funny as hell!
by Ronald Raygun of Good times past
Mike Bloomberg swoops in...
To China - the Super Cuck
Pimps out his daughter
by True Story
I have a penis.
And sometimes it is happy.
And that's a good thing.
by of
How to be rapper:
Your name is two random words
Preceded by "Lil"
by Lil Scribble Coin
