Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

You, Laurie Arce,
Are the greatest poetess.
What great links you have!
Haiku # 66983, February 27, 2020 7:40 am ET
by Bot-Generated Marketing of Haiku Timeshare
Global Warming fears:
Alternative religion
For the atheists.
Haiku # 66976, February 27, 2020 4:04 am ET
by Mystical Myths of Doom
babies are sinful
only a twisted fucker
could come up with that
Haiku # 66975, February 26, 2020 12:15 pm ET
by scotch of i mean, overpopulation yes
but st. augustine
had major momma issues
he said sex was sin
Haiku # 66974, February 26, 2020 12:14 pm ET
by scotch of "The Rise and Fall of Adam and Eve" by Stephen Greenblatt
i think sin is in.
cheat on your wives with porn stars
you're the messiah
Haiku # 66973, February 26, 2020 11:19 am ET
by scotch of untied states of hypocrisy
When virtue becomes
A swear word what will come next?
Righteousness, Heaven?
Haiku # 66972, February 26, 2020 11:10 am ET
by Manipulation of Population (Matt 18;2-4)
We ARE born into sin...
But the virtue-signaling
Drives me up the wall.
Haiku # 66971, February 26, 2020 11:07 am ET
by St. Knox Von Calvin of Saxony
Original Sin:
The idea that birth is
The primary sin
Haiku # 66970, February 26, 2020 10:37 am ET
by False Doctrine of McChurch
Virtue-signaling
has infected everyone
including Christ's church.
Haiku # 66969, February 26, 2020 8:59 am ET
by Your Nonexistent Virtue
pointless has a big
point like chaos, a theory
to get to a point
Haiku # 66968, February 25, 2020 10:52 pm ET
by vhs
who said i had these
ideas things, i just stole one
then relabelled it
Haiku # 66967, February 24, 2020 10:58 pm ET
by vhs of mine!
few things more pointless
than badhaiku bug reports
except the haiku
Haiku # 66966, February 24, 2020 7:42 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of ocd
few things more pointless
than badhaiku bug reports
except the haiku
Haiku # 66965, February 24, 2020 7:42 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of ocd
margin right of 10
on css class poem
would fix that^ issue
Haiku # 66964, February 24, 2020 2:20 pm ET
by scotch of frontend developers untie!
here's a real shocker:
the u.s. has more poor folks
than all of china
Haiku # 66963, February 24, 2020 1:10 pm ET
by scotch of https://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2015/10/14/credit-suisse-wealth-report-there-are-more-poor-people-in-america-than-china
When out of ideas
You can just hit them with your
Canadian Club
Haiku # 66962, February 24, 2020 10:37 am ET
by Trudeau of Bludgeoning
when out of ideas,
threaten us with a good time.
boo! it's Canada
Haiku # 66961, February 24, 2020 12:13 am ET
by scotch of and the rest of the developed world, but all you know is Venezuela
Hey kids! You can try
COMMUNISM! It's like how
Things are now but with
Way less food and rights!
Haiku # 66960, February 23, 2020 9:19 pm ET
by Salesman of Communism Rebranding Effort
You are such little
Rascals, typing haikus with
Your little fingers
Haiku # 66959, February 23, 2020 9:16 pm ET
by Doting Guardian Figure of Bad Haiku
May the lines blur and
I be legally allowed
To slaughter you, bitch
Haiku # 66958, February 23, 2020 7:56 pm ET
by Line of lines
This is a haiku
This is not a good haiku
This was a haiku
Haiku # 66957, February 23, 2020 7:45 pm ET
by Andrew
I can't stand money.
I know money can't stand me.
But I need money.
Haiku # 66956, February 23, 2020 2:58 pm ET
by Co-dependent Mess of Mammon
A Gary Busey
Pokemon, wanders into battle:
Just stands there - won't leave
Haiku # 66955, February 23, 2020 10:22 am ET
by high HP, though
spoonful of sugar
heals damage and cures poison
umbrella is whack
Haiku # 66954, February 22, 2020 5:09 pm ET
by scotch of the imperial march from star wars is very close to spoonful of sugar , btw
here's a crazy thought:
Mary Poppins pokemon
think of her attacks
Haiku # 66953, February 22, 2020 11:25 am ET
by scotch of courtesy of my nine year old son
i've posted sonnets
also a few limericks
bend, don't break the rules

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there once was a guy, name of scott
who posted joku here a lot
and a sonnet or two
when he sniffed some glue
but limericks, no he did not
Haiku # 66952, February 22, 2020 11:24 am ET
by scotch/scott of counting syllables
purity is an
illusion created by
the dogmas of Man
Haiku # 66951, February 22, 2020 10:31 am ET
by vhs
i have not been here
in a while now, do i care?
sometimes, sometimes no
Haiku # 66950, February 22, 2020 10:30 am ET
by vhs
Haiku must reign soon.
All non-haiku to be PURGED.
(Restore True Haiku)
Haiku # 66949, February 22, 2020 10:09 am ET
by Bloody Upheavals of Haiku
I was born haiku
But feel like I'm a sonnet.
Please call me "Sonnet".
Haiku # 66948, February 22, 2020 10:06 am ET
by Poetic Dysphoria of Damaged Goods
You make haiku. Ungh!
We make haiku together.
Ungh! Haiku. Ungh, UNGH!
Haiku # 66947, February 22, 2020 10:03 am ET
by SEcret CoDE of GrUntiNG
I will report you
To Haiku Purity Squad.
You will change your ways.
Haiku # 66946, February 22, 2020 9:14 am ET
by State Guidelines of Haiku
I'd write more but the
Garden gnome under my bed
Won't leave me alone
Haiku # 66945, February 21, 2020 8:06 pm ET
by Schizofabulous
My non-haiku identify as haiku
If you don't respect that you're a Nazi
Ree
Haiku # 66944, February 21, 2020 8:04 pm ET
by Syllable Justice Warrior of Trans-Syllable Equality Movement
Say it in haiku
Or don't bother to say it.
This site is haiku.
Haiku # 66943, February 21, 2020 7:59 pm ET
by Prose is not Poetry
my new policy:
i will ignore non-haiku
did you say something?
Haiku # 66942, February 21, 2020 5:29 pm ET
by scotch of the rules must be respected
i'm more concerned with "forever chemicals" and glyphosate in the water table nationwide; plants breathe co2 not micro plastics and bpa, personal solution: water and air filters - derpocrats too busy for anything but scooby doo chase to impeach orange man, improve self: improve world... something > nothing
Haiku # 66941, February 21, 2020 5:13 pm ET
by Oog
sins of climate change
do in fact cross party lines
who cares? let's fix it
Haiku # 66940, February 21, 2020 4:35 pm ET
by scotch of I'd vote Republican if they worked for the planet
southern strategy
conveniently forgotten
by republiKlans
Haiku # 66939, February 21, 2020 4:17 pm ET
by scotch
The first kkk's goal was to destroy
Republican state governments
Often using terrorism
Some people claim to love life
So much they get an abortion
Cognitive dissonance is bipartisan
Suppression of new energy tech is real
Goes deeper than Orange Man Bad
Haiku # 66938, February 21, 2020 3:58 pm ET
by Oog of Boog
some people love tech
but also reject science
how do they do it?
Haiku # 66937, February 21, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
probably, we're screwed
civilization is toast
so, should we give up?
Haiku # 66936, February 21, 2020 3:44 pm ET
by scotch of i'm not
solar investments
are finally paying off
in spite of reagan
Haiku # 66935, February 21, 2020 3:39 pm ET
by scotch of you know he took solar panels off the white house, and doubled down on cheap oil?
Get off fossil fuels?
Mean de-industrialize?
A high tech stone age
Haiku # 66934, February 21, 2020 2:46 pm ET
by Oogaloo of Boogaloo
half the country's poor
trickle down was piss and shit
that sure owns the libs
Haiku # 66933, February 21, 2020 2:43 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
get off fossil fuels
end the corporate handouts
nah, let's "own the libs"
Haiku # 66932, February 21, 2020 2:39 pm ET
by scotch of priorities
"this should own the libs"
the republican's platform
nothing else matters
Haiku # 66931, February 21, 2020 2:01 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
We work as a team
to makes the Nanny State scream:
the Boogaloo meme.
Haiku # 66930, February 21, 2020 8:14 am ET
by Break Dance of Secession
You should stop eating.
All people who eat have died.
That's a proven fact.
Haiku # 66929, February 21, 2020 3:21 am ET
by of
Seriously though,
What's the longest time you've fucked?
Stay in forever.
Haiku # 66928, February 21, 2020 3:04 am ET
by of
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