BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
239 Days
and
67695 Haikus
later...
BDSM is
A great way to explore my
Anal cavity
Haiku #67031, by Boners in butts of 2020
March 6, 2020 3:56 am ET

drunk decisions are
Leading to pregnancies but
Just gunna send it
Haiku #67030, by Burrito boy of Mars
March 6, 2020 3:53 am ET

when there is no line
There is something that distracts
And that wins us all
Haiku #67029, by tittys donâ of San Diego
March 6, 2020 3:52 am ET

Well... somebody's got
Some extremely serious
Mommy-love issues
Haiku #67028, by Backing Away Slowly of Bad Haiku
March 5, 2020 11:08 pm ET

I need Hillary
Mothering, smothering me
Globally sweaty
Haiku #67027, by Traveler of AR
March 5, 2020 9:27 pm ET

I'd fuck Hillary.
Just to say been there done that.
Banged a first lady.

And if she were Pres.,
then I'd fuck Slick Willy too.
Maybe a three-way!
Haiku #67026, by of of of
March 5, 2020 8:08 pm ET

Stuck on Hillary?
I think you are hot for her
You must like pantsuits
Haiku #67025, by Jesus is lard
March 5, 2020 6:03 pm ET

Presidents task force:
Dudes who don't believe science
We are going to die
Haiku #67024, by Jesus is lard
March 5, 2020 5:59 pm ET

Money was laundered
Truth got snorted up noses
Witnesses silenced
Haiku #67023, by Hillbillary of Scotch Tape
March 5, 2020 2:37 pm ET

lesser minds can't see
her innocence proves her guilt
this blog explains it
Haiku #67022, by scotch of no thanks!
March 5, 2020 11:19 am ET

she is so guilty!
although never convicted.
proof of the deep state
Haiku #67021, by scotch of the rabbit hole
March 5, 2020 11:14 am ET

Those Arkansas tricks:
I went down the rabbit hole...
Found lots of bodies.
Haiku #67020, by Hillbillary's Team of Fake Lawyers
March 5, 2020 10:58 am ET

hil and obama
still hatching their evil schemes
in their secret lairs
Haiku #67019, by scotch of can anyone stop them? Oh, look, up in the sky!
March 5, 2020 1:53 am ET

Rose Law Whitewater
Mena Cocaine Gunrunning
(Arkancided All)
Haiku #67018, by Hillbillary of Global Village
March 4, 2020 8:23 pm ET

for all shopping needs:
badhaiku dot com website
if your needs are few
Haiku #67017, by scotch of minimalism
March 4, 2020 12:34 pm ET

We are sell fine watch
Huanjin trading company
There. I made haiku.
Haiku #67016, by Greatest Salesman of Central Party Command Structure
March 4, 2020 7:40 am ET

go forex elsewhere
this site has no currency
bye hungary ghost
Haiku #67015, by scotch of wind in the trees
March 4, 2020 1:42 am ET

https://currency-trading-brokers.com/forex-comparisons-ratings-reviews-hungary.html Listája szabályozott forex brókerek-alkuszok.
Haiku #67014, by Brokersjix of Brokers
March 3, 2020 9:29 pm ET

There's this guy I know
Trying to baptize a cat
Not really sure why
Haiku #67013, by Anomalous Poet
March 3, 2020 7:48 pm ET

science fiction i
suppose, but discord sez hot
dogs are on fridays
Haiku #67012, by Anonymous Poet
March 3, 2020 2:37 pm ET

6K years ago
god was making fake fossils
why? to test our faith
Haiku #67011, by scotch of i fail, see you in hell
March 3, 2020 12:07 pm ET

shrugs...cats in hats, a
tendency to turn ourselves
to idols of chance
Haiku #67010, by vhs
March 3, 2020 9:59 am ET

i believe in you
and i believe in your poo
god, now wash your hands
Haiku #67009, by scotch of scatotheology
March 2, 2020 9:21 pm ET

We are all God here.
See, I created something.
Same in the bathroom.
Haiku #67008, by of
March 2, 2020 7:27 pm ET

thing about santa:
he knows who's naughty and nice
you're all getting coal
Haiku #67007, by scotch of the melting North Pole
March 2, 2020 11:19 am ET

The thing about God
is that He IS omniscient.
And that's our problem.
Haiku #67006, by Presence/Absence of the Creator
March 2, 2020 7:58 am ET

if god's omniscient
he knew that i would post that
at the beginning
Haiku #67005, by scotch of all things, so it's part of the plan i guess
March 2, 2020 2:19 am ET

i believe in God
if you do not then that is
not my issue here
Haiku #67004, by vhs
March 2, 2020 12:03 am ET

god can count to five
'cause the bible tell us so
(in chapter "numbers")
Haiku #67003, by scotch of checked my syllable count, saw no issue
March 1, 2020 10:29 pm ET

That Japanese stuff:
Anime, weird esthetics.
It becomes boring.
Haiku #67002, by Harajuku of Shinjuku
March 1, 2020 8:21 pm ET

You are the story.
God is the author of it.
So bring Him glory!
Haiku #67001, by Theology of Telenovelas
March 1, 2020 1:42 pm ET

god can count to 5
so he's more omniscient
than those who cannot
Haiku #67000, by ash
March 1, 2020 7:23 am ET

god's not omniscient
god is not omnipotent
god is a story
Haiku #66999, by scotch of He told me so Himself
March 1, 2020 1:18 am ET

omniscience traps god
if god knows all, it follows:
god has no free will
Haiku #66998, by scotch of see Watchmen "A God Walks into a Bar"
March 1, 2020 1:17 am ET

Some scientists say
That the universe is flat
That's hilarious
Haiku #66997, by Anomalous Poet
February 29, 2020 2:59 pm ET

I can't stand this shit.
God is omniscient, and just,
but we are so lost.
Haiku #66996, by Calvinist Doctrine of the Ongoing Reformation
February 29, 2020 1:44 pm ET

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust. We all fall down.
Ring around Rosie.
Haiku #66995, by Extinction Excitement of Thanatos
February 29, 2020 12:54 pm ET

corona virus
sailing out to take us all
a sampandemic
Haiku #66994, by ash
February 28, 2020 8:31 pm ET

subjected choices
confected predications
toss a word salad
Haiku #66993, by ash
February 28, 2020 8:26 pm ET

Whistleblower killed.
Obamacided. Yeah, right.
Phukk the See Eye Ay.
Haiku #66992, by something happened of SHOPPING
February 28, 2020 6:10 pm ET

nothing wrong with dogs
but me, i'm a cat person
tail, claws and the rest
Haiku #66991, by scotch of licking my butt - what?
February 28, 2020 12:33 pm ET

No thumbs: learned English
Government experiment
I'm a real good boy
https://memeguy.com/photos/images/be-cool-man-be-cool-66009.jpg
Haiku #66990, by Dog of Internet
February 28, 2020 1:34 am ET

i don't know my arce
from a big hole in the ground
but I can google
Haiku #66989, by scotch of untied states of the intertubes
February 27, 2020 10:56 pm ET

the second-person
singular present active
imperative of...
Haiku #66988, by scotch of arceÅ
February 27, 2020 10:52 pm ET

So now the question
Is, what does the word "arce" mean?
You dangum sumbit
Haiku #66987, by Anomalous Poet
February 27, 2020 8:35 pm ET

meaning of laurice:
the foetus of the rabbit
eaten as a treat
Haiku #66986, by scotch, yum yum of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurices
February 27, 2020 6:52 pm ET

"prove humanity"
the sumbit page entreats us
and then you post links
Haiku #66985, by scotch of oh, the humanity (and yeah, page title is sumbit, which sounds like a cowboy curse)
February 27, 2020 6:49 pm ET

so there's bad haiku
and then there's bad rambling prose
beyond bad, there's this
Haiku #66984, by scotch of speechless, but not haiku-less
February 27, 2020 6:47 pm ET

You, Laurie Arce,
Are the greatest poetess.
What great links you have!
Haiku #66983, by Bot-Generated Marketing of Haiku Timeshare
February 27, 2020 7:40 am ET

http://www.celebrationng.org/
Haiku #66982, by http://www.celebrationng.org/ of laurice arce
February 27, 2020 6:32 am ET