Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67026
I'd fuck Hillary.
Just to say been there done that.
Banged a first lady.

And if she were Pres.,
then I'd fuck Slick Willy too.
Maybe a three-way!
Haiku #67026
Posted: March 5, 2020 8:08 pm ET
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