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Haiku # 67014 March 3, 2020 9:29 pm ET
by Brokersjix of Brokers
There's this guy I know
Trying to baptize a cat
Not really sure why
Haiku # 67013 March 3, 2020 7:48 pm ET
by Anomalous Poet
science fiction i
suppose, but discord sez hot
dogs are on fridays
Haiku # 67012 March 3, 2020 2:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
6K years ago
god was making fake fossils
why? to test our faith
Haiku # 67011 March 3, 2020 12:07 pm ET
by scotch of i fail, see you in hell
shrugs...cats in hats, a
tendency to turn ourselves
to idols of chance
Haiku # 67010 March 3, 2020 9:59 am ET
by vhs
i believe in you
and i believe in your poo
god, now wash your hands
Haiku # 67009 March 2, 2020 9:21 pm ET
by scotch of scatotheology
We are all God here.
See, I created something.
Same in the bathroom.
Haiku # 67008 March 2, 2020 7:27 pm ET
by of
thing about santa:
he knows who's naughty and nice
you're all getting coal
Haiku # 67007 March 2, 2020 11:19 am ET
by scotch of the melting North Pole
The thing about God
is that He IS omniscient.
And that's our problem.
Haiku # 67006 March 2, 2020 7:58 am ET
by Presence/Absence of the Creator
if god's omniscient
he knew that i would post that
at the beginning
Haiku # 67005 March 2, 2020 2:19 am ET
by scotch of all things, so it's part of the plan i guess
i believe in God
if you do not then that is
not my issue here
Haiku # 67004 March 2, 2020 12:03 am ET
by vhs
god can count to five
'cause the bible tell us so
(in chapter "numbers")
Haiku # 67003 March 1, 2020 10:29 pm ET
by scotch of checked my syllable count, saw no issue
That Japanese stuff:
Anime, weird esthetics.
It becomes boring.
Haiku # 67002 March 1, 2020 8:21 pm ET
by Harajuku of Shinjuku
You are the story.
God is the author of it.
So bring Him glory!
Haiku # 67001 March 1, 2020 1:42 pm ET
by Theology of Telenovelas
god can count to 5
so he's more omniscient
than those who cannot
Haiku # 67000 March 1, 2020 7:23 am ET
by ash
god's not omniscient
god is not omnipotent
god is a story
Haiku # 66999 March 1, 2020 1:18 am ET
by scotch of He told me so Himself
omniscience traps god
if god knows all, it follows:
god has no free will
Haiku # 66998 March 1, 2020 1:17 am ET
by scotch of see Watchmen "A God Walks into a Bar"
Some scientists say
That the universe is flat
That's hilarious
Haiku # 66997 February 29, 2020 2:59 pm ET
by Anomalous Poet
I can't stand this shit.
God is omniscient, and just,
but we are so lost.
Haiku # 66996 February 29, 2020 1:44 pm ET
by Calvinist Doctrine of the Ongoing Reformation
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust. We all fall down.
Ring around Rosie.
Haiku # 66995 February 29, 2020 12:54 pm ET
by Extinction Excitement of Thanatos
corona virus
sailing out to take us all
a sampandemic
Haiku # 66994 February 28, 2020 8:31 pm ET
by ash
subjected choices
confected predications
toss a word salad
Haiku # 66993 February 28, 2020 8:26 pm ET
by ash
Whistleblower killed.
Obamacided. Yeah, right.
Phukk the See Eye Ay.
Haiku # 66992 February 28, 2020 6:10 pm ET
by something happened of SHOPPING
nothing wrong with dogs
but me, i'm a cat person
tail, claws and the rest
Haiku # 66991 February 28, 2020 12:33 pm ET
by scotch of licking my butt - what?
No thumbs: learned English
Government experiment
I'm a real good boy
https://memeguy.com/photos/images/be-cool-man-be-cool-66009.jpg
Haiku # 66990 February 28, 2020 1:34 am ET
by Dog of Internet
i don't know my arce
from a big hole in the ground
but I can google
Haiku # 66989 February 27, 2020 10:56 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of the intertubes
the second-person
singular present active
imperative of...
Haiku # 66988 February 27, 2020 10:52 pm ET
by scotch of arceÅ
So now the question
Is, what does the word "arce" mean?
You dangum sumbit
Haiku # 66987 February 27, 2020 8:35 pm ET
by Anomalous Poet
meaning of laurice:
the foetus of the rabbit
eaten as a treat
Haiku # 66986 February 27, 2020 6:52 pm ET
by scotch, yum yum of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurices
"prove humanity"
the sumbit page entreats us
and then you post links
Haiku # 66985 February 27, 2020 6:49 pm ET
by scotch of oh, the humanity (and yeah, page title is sumbit, which sounds like a cowboy curse)
so there's bad haiku
and then there's bad rambling prose
beyond bad, there's this
Haiku # 66984 February 27, 2020 6:47 pm ET
by scotch of speechless, but not haiku-less
You, Laurie Arce,
Are the greatest poetess.
What great links you have!
Haiku # 66983 February 27, 2020 7:40 am ET
by Bot-Generated Marketing of Haiku Timeshare
Global Warming fears:
Alternative religion
For the atheists.
Haiku # 66976 February 27, 2020 4:04 am ET
by Mystical Myths of Doom
babies are sinful
only a twisted fucker
could come up with that
Haiku # 66975 February 26, 2020 12:15 pm ET
by scotch of i mean, overpopulation yes
but st. augustine
had major momma issues
he said sex was sin
Haiku # 66974 February 26, 2020 12:14 pm ET
by scotch of "The Rise and Fall of Adam and Eve" by Stephen Greenblatt
i think sin is in.
cheat on your wives with porn stars
you're the messiah
Haiku # 66973 February 26, 2020 11:19 am ET
by scotch of untied states of hypocrisy
When virtue becomes
A swear word what will come next?
Righteousness, Heaven?
Haiku # 66972 February 26, 2020 11:10 am ET
by Manipulation of Population (Matt 18;2-4)
We ARE born into sin...
But the virtue-signaling
Drives me up the wall.
Haiku # 66971 February 26, 2020 11:07 am ET
by St. Knox Von Calvin of Saxony
Original Sin:
The idea that birth is
The primary sin
Haiku # 66970 February 26, 2020 10:37 am ET
by False Doctrine of McChurch
Virtue-signaling
has infected everyone
including Christ's church.
Haiku # 66969 February 26, 2020 8:59 am ET
by Your Nonexistent Virtue
pointless has a big
point like chaos, a theory
to get to a point
Haiku # 66968 February 25, 2020 10:52 pm ET
by vhs
who said i had these
ideas things, i just stole one
then relabelled it
Haiku # 66967 February 24, 2020 10:58 pm ET
by vhs of mine!
few things more pointless
than badhaiku bug reports
except the haiku
Haiku # 66966 February 24, 2020 7:42 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of ocd
few things more pointless
than badhaiku bug reports
except the haiku
Haiku # 66965 February 24, 2020 7:42 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of ocd
margin right of 10
on css class poem
would fix that^ issue
Haiku # 66964 February 24, 2020 2:20 pm ET
by scotch of frontend developers untie!
here's a real shocker:
the u.s. has more poor folks
than all of china
Haiku # 66963 February 24, 2020 1:10 pm ET
by scotch of https://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2015/10/14/credit-suisse-wealth-report-there-are-more-poor-people-in-america-than-china
When out of ideas
You can just hit them with your
Canadian Club
Haiku # 66962 February 24, 2020 10:37 am ET
by Trudeau of Bludgeoning
when out of ideas,
threaten us with a good time.
boo! it's Canada
Haiku # 66961 February 24, 2020 12:13 am ET
by scotch of and the rest of the developed world, but all you know is Venezuela
Hey kids! You can try
COMMUNISM! It's like how
Things are now but with
Way less food and rights!
Haiku # 66960 February 23, 2020 9:19 pm ET
by Salesman of Communism Rebranding Effort
You are such little
Rascals, typing haikus with
Your little fingers
Haiku # 66959 February 23, 2020 9:16 pm ET
by Doting Guardian Figure of Bad Haiku
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