drunk decisions are
Leading to pregnancies but
Just gunna send it
by Burrito boy of Mars
when there is no line
There is something that distracts
And that wins us all
by tittys donâ of San Diego
Well... somebody's got
Some extremely serious
Mommy-love issues
by Backing Away Slowly of Bad Haiku
I need Hillary
Mothering, smothering me
Globally sweaty
by Traveler of AR
I'd fuck Hillary.
Just to say been there done that.
Banged a first lady.
And if she were Pres.,
then I'd fuck Slick Willy too.
Maybe a three-way!
by of of of
Stuck on Hillary?
I think you are hot for her
You must like pantsuits
by Jesus is lard
Presidents task force:
Dudes who don't believe science
We are going to die
by Jesus is lard
Money was laundered
Truth got snorted up noses
Witnesses silenced
by Hillbillary of Scotch Tape
lesser minds can't see
her innocence proves her guilt
this blog explains it
by scotch of no thanks!
she is so guilty!
although never convicted.
proof of the deep state
by scotch of the rabbit hole
Those Arkansas tricks:
I went down the rabbit hole...
Found lots of bodies.
by Hillbillary's Team of Fake Lawyers
hil and obama
still hatching their evil schemes
in their secret lairs
by scotch of can anyone stop them? Oh, look, up in the sky!
Rose Law Whitewater
Mena Cocaine Gunrunning
(Arkancided All)
by Hillbillary of Global Village
for all shopping needs:
badhaiku dot com website
if your needs are few
by scotch of minimalism
We are sell fine watch
Huanjin trading company
There. I made haiku.
by Greatest Salesman of Central Party Command Structure
go forex elsewhere
this site has no currency
bye hungary ghost
by scotch of wind in the trees
https://currency-trading-brokers.com/forex-comparisons-ratings-reviews-hungary.html Listája szabályozott forex brókerek-alkuszok.
by Brokersjix of Brokers
There's this guy I know
Trying to baptize a cat
Not really sure why
by Anomalous Poet
science fiction i
suppose, but discord sez hot
dogs are on fridays
by Anonymous Poet
6K years ago
god was making fake fossils
why? to test our faith
by scotch of i fail, see you in hell
shrugs...cats in hats, a
tendency to turn ourselves
to idols of chance
by vhs
i believe in you
and i believe in your poo
god, now wash your hands
by scotch of scatotheology
We are all God here.
See, I created something.
Same in the bathroom.
by of
thing about santa:
he knows who's naughty and nice
you're all getting coal
by scotch of the melting North Pole
The thing about God
is that He IS omniscient.
And that's our problem.
by Presence/Absence of the Creator
if god's omniscient
he knew that i would post that
at the beginning
by scotch of all things, so it's part of the plan i guess
i believe in God
if you do not then that is
not my issue here
by vhs
god can count to five
'cause the bible tell us so
(in chapter "numbers")
by scotch of checked my syllable count, saw no issue
That Japanese stuff:
Anime, weird esthetics.
It becomes boring.
by Harajuku of Shinjuku
You are the story.
God is the author of it.
So bring Him glory!
by Theology of Telenovelas
god can count to 5
so he's more omniscient
than those who cannot
by ash
god's not omniscient
god is not omnipotent
god is a story
by scotch of He told me so Himself
omniscience traps god
if god knows all, it follows:
god has no free will
by scotch of see Watchmen "A God Walks into a Bar"
Some scientists say
That the universe is flat
That's hilarious
by Anomalous Poet
I can't stand this shit.
God is omniscient, and just,
but we are so lost.
by Calvinist Doctrine of the Ongoing Reformation
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust. We all fall down.
Ring around Rosie.
by Extinction Excitement of Thanatos
corona virus
sailing out to take us all
a sampandemic
by ash
subjected choices
confected predications
toss a word salad
by ash
Whistleblower killed.
Obamacided. Yeah, right.
Phukk the See Eye Ay.
by something happened of SHOPPING
nothing wrong with dogs
but me, i'm a cat person
tail, claws and the rest
by scotch of licking my butt - what?
No thumbs: learned English
Government experiment
I'm a real good boy
https://memeguy.com/photos/images/be-cool-man-be-cool-66009.jpg
by Dog of Internet
i don't know my arce
from a big hole in the ground
but I can google
by scotch of untied states of the intertubes
the second-person
singular present active
imperative of...
by scotch of arceÅ
So now the question
Is, what does the word "arce" mean?
You dangum sumbit
by Anomalous Poet
meaning of laurice:
the foetus of the rabbit
eaten as a treat
by scotch, yum yum of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurices
"prove humanity"
the sumbit page entreats us
and then you post links
by scotch of oh, the humanity (and yeah, page title is sumbit, which sounds like a cowboy curse)
so there's bad haiku
and then there's bad rambling prose
beyond bad, there's this
by scotch of speechless, but not haiku-less
You, Laurie Arce,
Are the greatest poetess.
What great links you have!
by Bot-Generated Marketing of Haiku Timeshare
Global Warming fears:
Alternative religion
For the atheists.
by Mystical Myths of Doom
babies are sinful
only a twisted fucker
could come up with that
by scotch of i mean, overpopulation yes
