picture their love-child:
roger ailes and dick nixon.
it's sean hannity
Haiku #67042, by scotch of https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/richard-nixon-and-roger-ailes-1970s-plan-to-put-the-gop-on-tv/2011/07/01/AG1W March 9, 2020 1:28 pm ET
as it was designed,
"Fox News" works for the party.
Haiku #67041, by scotch of https://www.rawstory.com/2020/03/fox-news-sean-hannity-tailored-his-shows-to-trump-campaigns-suggestions-in-2016-fbi-documents/ March 9, 2020 1:25 pm ET
He entertained us.
Why would I care if he's gay?
He entered anus.
Haiku #67040, by of of of robot robot robot March 9, 2020 1:38 am ET
They don't look like shit...
Those chicks are true goddesses.
(They're just a bit used).
Haiku #67039, by Subversion of the Pornocracy March 8, 2020 10:02 pm ET
You know what sucks ass?
Getting past a relationship with a girl who you were absolutely crazy about and then for bad reasons you both had to end it... but then after some time you try to jack off to porn, but can't because those chicks just look like shit.
That truly sucks ass!
Complain if you want.
A long seven syllables.
Ask me if I care!