Communist sumvitches
turn loose a world pandemic
That's how commies roll
by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
Bernie can't decide
Which mansion he should hide in
Hypocrite Bolshie!
by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
Dem's open border-
They let in all diseases
Then bitch about Trump
Who's shutting it down
Not a chance in hell for you fool
Craven damn grifters
by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
Democrats haters
The whole country knows it now
Hate the USA-
Loser Idiots
Communist Baby San- nuts
You will lose again
by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
Glad you are here, Keith.
Love all your guitar playing.
And . . . you like haiku!
by You've Got the Silver of RocknRoll
Neil deGrasse Tyson
is full of it. And so is
Michio Kaku
by Futilities of Atheism
Cherry petals float past my
window but I don't give a shit
cos I got the corona blues
by Keith Richards of Good to be anywhere
bernie is my dad
now shut up
i really dont care 'bout you
by mmmmmmmm
6 girls, and 6 boys
Finally,
We can now have an orgy
by Female Hentai Protagonist
hate takes too much work
the only "ism" we need
is pragmatism
by scotch of sober reflection, as I'm out of booze
Clarified butter.
I don't hate every Hindu...
But that last ghee? Ommmmm...
by Mahamantra of Sanatana Dharma
i should clarify:
i don't hate every human
but that last guy? sure
by scotch of in a very half-hearted way
Looking for human
To hate? Just start with yourself!
For you it's easy!
by Fortune Cookie of Bad Haiku
can't get a hard-on?
don't bother with viagra
try pangolin balls
by scotch of hating humanity...https://planetsmag.com/2020-03-12/pangolin-balls-erectile-dysfunction-chinese-wet-market-virus/
chinese wet markets:
capitalism's big fail.
government must act
by scotch of ok, so it's not all "wet markets", but free the pangolin (https://www.latimes.com/food/story/2020-03-11/coronavirus-ch
"Repubs hate Science":
That's a stupid thing to say.
It's just meaningless.
by 0bservableTestableRepeatableFalsifiable
Let's pray it away
Works like a sanitizer
For your sick old soul
by Jesus is lard
Eagle Claw Village?
The village idiot speaks
And makes little sense.
Repubs hate science
Disbanding Pandemic group
Wss done by Trupm too
Get your facts straight first
Before acting like a fool
I will pray for you
by Jesus is lard
Godless progressives
All murmuring nervously . . .
Virus got them SHOOK!
by Foibles of Atheists
The Democrats want
Our borders open
All disease welcome.
Such stupidity
a type never seen before
in all history
by Yue Fei of Eagle Claw Village
Hard to believe it
a Chicom disease- terror
tormenting the world.
Best the west wakes up
Communist rule is deadly
To every nation
by Yue Fei of Eagle Claw Village
Dainty, wrinkled frame
Wrapped in onyx robes with a
Wonderful jabot.
by Anonymous Poet
df suckles on
pence's teat, cooing softly:
don't believe science... now
by available as oil painting
There is no virus.
But there is an asteroid.
Either way we're fucked.
by of of of
The coercive state
has Trump Derangement Syndrome
at global level.
by Believe Only Half of It
"Never let crises
Go to waste" - especially
Manufactured ones
by Looking At You, Government
All of this set up,
Global virus and meltdown,
To discredit Trump?
by Sense of Reality
see the panic rise
heart of darkness is coming
apocalypse soon
by ash
Now, haiku is life...
And life is a filthy joke.
Where does that leave us?
by Hu Wan of Wuhan
Origin China
Mao Xi could have contained it
But instead lied.
Good Chinese people
Know the real truth about it
And try to fight back
by Yue Fei of Eagle Claw Village
The Wuhan Virus
Was covered up by Mao Xi
Hunts down truth tellers
Murder and torture
Concentration camps- terror.
For seventy years
by Yue Fei of Eagle claw Village
The men in their masks
scrub, mop, wipe and disinfect.
When they're done, I spit.
by of of of
10,000 neutron bombs
dropped on the the major population centers and the world would be a better place and the future would be brighter.
by Donald Trumps arm pit lump.
My step mother used to make the best fucking lasagna in the universe and I don't care if this is a haiku or not so suck my tiny little stinky balls until they smell like your mouth wash.
by of of of
You cannot stop it.
Inevitability.
Now go fuck some whores.
by Viruses are awesome! of But not lethal enough. We need a nuclear war.
I want the virus.
Lick escalator hand rails.
Thrown out of the mall.
But do not worry.
When I catch it, I will share.
Sharing is caring.
by of of of of of
A celebration;
The plague's acceleration:
Our coronation!
by Crown us with Many Crowns
Get ready for it
The Corona Holiday
Three weeks of paid leave
by Jesus is lard
Gray green aliens
spread their legs for your dollars.
Some mighty strange strange.
Sex with aliens.
There's no chance of STDs.
Incompatible.
by Warp 6, Mr. Sulu!
It is better to
doodle your noodle than to
diddle your poodle.
by You know you miss me!
not a lumberjack
i really don't sleep all night
does this look like work?
by scotch of full disclosure in untied states of insomnia
i'm a lumberjack
and I'm OK, sleep all night
and i work all day
I sleep all night and I work all day
by scotch of everyone sing
I am a man's man.
I go four-wheelin' and shoot.
Now, where's my handbag?
by Big )l' Redneck in High Heels
God does not love you.
That's because you're a poet.
Now go be a man!
by Miyamoto Musashi and his 8 mistresses.
Joseph ate pussy.
Jesus loved some vagina.
They think it's holy.
by Wholly holy holes. of Holly folly trolly. Ding ding sings the bell.
Hippopotamus.
Scissor-tail fly catcher.
Duck-billed platypus.
Proof that God exists.
If you say no, then fuck you...
and your pachyderm.
by of of of
Kim Kardashian's
enormous rancid cooter
for next president.
by KK's Kunt 2020
Corona event:
Solar ejection from crown
The seventh seal loosed
by Jest a Lil' Old Studint of Eschatology
the GOP are
*disaster* capitalists
dems are regular
by scotch of untied states of taking off ideological blinders
dems are no commies
they are backed by billionaires
bernie's centrist-left
by scotch of bring back FDR
