Democrats haters
The whole country knows it now
Hate the USA-

Loser Idiots
Communist Baby San- nuts
You will lose again

Glad you are here, Keith.
Love all your guitar playing.
And . . . you like haiku!

Neil deGrasse Tyson
is full of it. And so is
Michio Kaku

Cherry petals float past my
window but I don't give a shit
cos I got the corona blues

bernie is my dad
now shut up
i really dont care 'bout you

6 girls, and 6 boys
Finally,
We can now have an orgy

hate takes too much work
the only "ism" we need
is pragmatism

Clarified butter.
I don't hate every Hindu...
But that last ghee? Ommmmm...

i should clarify:
i don't hate every human
but that last guy? sure

Looking for human
To hate? Just start with yourself!
For you it's easy!

can't get a hard-on?
don't bother with viagra
try pangolin balls

chinese wet markets:
capitalism's big fail.
government must act

"Repubs hate Science":
That's a stupid thing to say.
It's just meaningless.

Let's pray it away
Works like a sanitizer
For your sick old soul

Eagle Claw Village?
The village idiot speaks
And makes little sense.

Repubs hate science
Disbanding Pandemic group
Wss done by Trupm too

Get your facts straight first
Before acting like a fool
I will pray for you

Godless progressives
All murmuring nervously . . .
Virus got them SHOOK!

The Democrats want
Our borders open
All disease welcome.

Such stupidity
a type never seen before
in all history

Hard to believe it
a Chicom disease- terror
tormenting the world.

Best the west wakes up
Communist rule is deadly
To every nation

Dainty, wrinkled frame
Wrapped in onyx robes with a
Wonderful jabot.

df suckles on
pence's teat, cooing softly:
don't believe science... now

There is no virus.
But there is an asteroid.
Either way we're fucked.

The coercive state
has Trump Derangement Syndrome
at global level.

"Never let crises
Go to waste" - especially
Manufactured ones

All of this set up,
Global virus and meltdown,
To discredit Trump?

see the panic rise
heart of darkness is coming
apocalypse soon

Now, haiku is life...
And life is a filthy joke.
Where does that leave us?

Origin China
Mao Xi could have contained it
But instead lied.

Good Chinese people
Know the real truth about it
And try to fight back

The Wuhan Virus
Was covered up by Mao Xi
Hunts down truth tellers

Murder and torture
Concentration camps- terror.
For seventy years

The men in their masks
scrub, mop, wipe and disinfect.
When they're done, I spit.

10,000 neutron bombs
dropped on the the major population centers and the world would be a better place and the future would be brighter.

My step mother used to make the best fucking lasagna in the universe and I don't care if this is a haiku or not so suck my tiny little stinky balls until they smell like your mouth wash.

You cannot stop it.
Inevitability.
Now go fuck some whores.

I want the virus.
Lick escalator hand rails.
Thrown out of the mall.

But do not worry.
When I catch it, I will share.
Sharing is caring.

A celebration;
The plague's acceleration:
Our coronation!

Get ready for it
The Corona Holiday
Three weeks of paid leave

Gray green aliens
spread their legs for your dollars.
Some mighty strange strange.

Sex with aliens.
There's no chance of STDs.
Incompatible.

It is better to
doodle your noodle than to
diddle your poodle.

not a lumberjack
i really don't sleep all night
does this look like work?

i'm a lumberjack
and I'm OK, sleep all night
and i work all day


I sleep all night and I work all day

I am a man's man.
I go four-wheelin' and shoot.
Now, where's my handbag?

God does not love you.
That's because you're a poet.
Now go be a man!

Joseph ate pussy.
Jesus loved some vagina.
They think it's holy.

Hippopotamus.
Scissor-tail fly catcher.
Duck-billed platypus.

Proof that God exists.
If you say no, then fuck you...
and your pachyderm.

Kim Kardashian's
enormous rancid cooter
for next president.

Corona event:
Solar ejection from crown
The seventh seal loosed

the GOP are
*disaster* capitalists
dems are regular

dems are no commies
they are backed by billionaires
bernie's centrist-left

if he's put back in
i'll suffer with the planet
and write bad haiku

real hate crimes go up
wherever trump holds rallies
and bernie scares you?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/03/22/trumps-rhetoric-does-inspire-more-hate-crimes/

https://pjmedia.com/trending/schumers-scotus-threats-should-place-him-on-red-flag-list-gun-rights-leader-says/

When Bernies threaten
To burn cities down and kill
Is that common talk?

Americans are now wise
To leftist do as I say
Jive turkey talk

Four more years baby
You will cry hellish loud
And get violent.