I like bad haiku
It comes out very easy
Unless syllables
by Anonymous Poet
i like poop lolrip
it comes out very easy
unless constipate
by taeko of zurich, ch
How you like Mao now?
Old Joe and Hunter Biden?
How much $ you get?
by Dead Communist Bastard Che of Communist Hell
Evil G.D Chicoms
And all socialist bastards
Scourge of the whole world!
by Dead Communist Bastard Che of Communist Hell
Meghan and Harry
Moved to LA
and got jobs at the
zooby zooby ZOO
by Bill Windsor of London
i'm not a robot
but what if perhaps i am
and lying to you
by ash
the world will go on
culling this large contagion
that's making it sick
by ash
vonnegut was right
a plague of tiny chinese
and the west is fucked
by ash
So its here- today,
The Communist death virus
How you like Mao now?
It will go on months
Or maybe even for years
Hold them to account
by Dead Communist bastard Che of Communist Hell
but the phucuphone
is an instrument we'll play
when you pedal steel
this is the temple
merchants are not welcome here
beat your drums elsewhere
by scotch of bye ashley
We are connected to prime opportunity for sales merchandise. Yuonxi steel industries can provide for global sector of shut the fuck up
by Yuonxi Steal of Shut the F Up
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by AshleyRiz
This is serious.
It's about HAIKU or DEATH.
Unpoetic death.
by Pukka Sahib of Seppuku
Ashley, we don't care
about your silly tank drums.
Bang your drums elsewhere.
by Write Haiku or GET OUT
Get off my damn lawn
Get off my damn lawn dammit
Get off my damn lawn
by Anonymous Poet
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by Ashleyphync
Context is just that:
a text I use to con you.
See? That was easy.
by Lexicon of The Rubicon
First define context
Make sure to give me context
To get the context
by Context of Context
The "self-evident"
Is your biased assumption.
Context is needed.
by Boring Analyses of Insomnia
Hey, what's the deal with
Explanations? Can't things just
Be self evident?
by Jerry Seinfeld of 10 hits of acid
so, near death visions?
have you ever taken shrooms?
they'll mess with your mind
by scotch of untied states of reality
OK freethinkers...
With materialist wit,
Explain N.D.Es
by Near Darth Experience
you don't see what is
you see what your brain tells you
sometimes it glitches
by scotch of did you turn it off and on again?
OK you smarties
With laser-focused reason:
Explain O.B.Es
by Out of Body Experience
i made up a god
it's all-powerful and stuff
she says to shut up
by scotch of yea, God has spoken through me
atheism is
not believing in dumb shit
just because it's old
by scotch of untied states of the wedge issues
Let's eat some ice cream.
Take a lick and pass it down.
Sharing is caring.
by of of of
Anyone here get corona yet?
I tried to get it but I guess I need to try harder.
It's what we all deserve.
by of of of
Atheism is
One way to get people to
Relinquish their rights
by The Declaration of Independence
Atheism's fine
If you like futility
devoid of meaning . . .
by Richard Dawkin of Squawkin
Elon Musk in cave:
He bangs two stones together.
The Future is NOW !
by Technocratic Cave-Dwellers Unite
We can get through this
thank God for atheism
Prayer will not fix it
by Sonny Bono
Elon Musk smokes blunt:
"Yo my nigga!" not racist
He's an African
by Anonymous Poet
All poodles are dogs
But not all dogs are poodles
Tech augments user
by Fan of The Cheese Poodles
Ay Macarena
Aqui esta con tequila
Ay Macarena
by donâ of Earth 2.0
Doubt the narrative.
Follow the Soros-money.
Technocrats gotcha!
by AI is the Beast of Prophecy
save all the airlines!
pump money into the banks!
socialism? nooo....
by scotch of technically it's a kleptocracy
here we go again
the middle-class will get scraps
the rich get bailouts
by scotch of party like it's 2008
Dork Lard: Philippines
Has messed your mind up big-time.
Just turn yourself in.
by Fighting Filipinos of WWII
The end of the world.
I want a fat juicy steak.
I get balot eggs.
:-(
by of of of
It was not the bats.
Someone breathed one of my farts.
It just grew from there.
by of of of
Go the fuck outside
no one will stop anyone
Will shall reign supreme
by Line of lines
I had it with this.
Hyped-up lockdown. Corona:
the globalist scam.
by Alex J. of Austin, TX
Ruby took her love
Yes, she took her love to town.
She cashed it all out.
by Tammy Wynette of Beyond the Grave
We can truly say
Oh my God, they killed Kenny.
(Rogers). You bastards!!
by of of of
ESKADRON's concern:
Useless Senegalese spam.
Please go phuck yourself.
by West African Progress
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by CyberXtek of Senegal
CEOs bailing,
Jumping ship, getting out fast.
The question is: why?
by Advace Knowledge of Impending Crash
kenny rogers is
no more, i wish i could give
him one shot of that
whisky, as i heard
him say know the time and place
and know when to run.
by vhs of his last words?
That Che Guevara...
He's so dreamy. I LOVE him.
(My favorite Beatle!)
by Hysterical Girl Screaming of 1964