Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 217 Days and 77133 Haiku later...

Ashley, we don't care
about your silly tank drums.
Bang your drums elsewhere.
Haiku # 67148, March 28, 2020 9:26 am ET
by Write Haiku or GET OUT
Get off my damn lawn
Get off my damn lawn dammit
Get off my damn lawn
Haiku # 67147, March 28, 2020 8:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

In Europe and America, they are called steel vernacular drums or tank drums. The glucophone has a pentatonic echo pattern in three octaves, so any notes, which were played, harmoniously sound with each other. This means that to sport this tool there is no demand to have on the agenda c trick a lilting education, it is ample supply to take a sense of rhythm. They be a party to b manipulate it with both hands and sticks (they are a tip object of the whatsit). The agency is a vast and economical alternative to the recoil from drum and is proficient to appeal anyone who even long ago touches its sounding.
The glucophone is mythical for the development of hearing and time, helps to decrease, tune into meditation and overwhelm into the waves of dulcet vibrations.
Glucophone is a to a great extent childish musical gadget that appeared in the 2000s. In the face this, it has fit very in fashion in the midst people of any seniority, because even a insignificant stripling can gamble it.

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Haiku # 67146, March 28, 2020 2:09 am ET
by Ashleyphync
Context is just that:
a text I use to con you.
See? That was easy.
Haiku # 67145, March 27, 2020 3:39 pm ET
by Lexicon of The Rubicon
First define context
Make sure to give me context
To get the context
Haiku # 67144, March 27, 2020 12:06 pm ET
by Context of Context

The "self-evident"
Is your biased assumption.
Context is needed.
Haiku # 67143, March 27, 2020 4:25 am ET
by Boring Analyses of Insomnia
Hey, what's the deal with
Explanations? Can't things just
Be self evident?
Haiku # 67142, March 26, 2020 9:06 pm ET
by Jerry Seinfeld of 10 hits of acid
so, near death visions?
have you ever taken shrooms?
they'll mess with your mind
Haiku # 67141, March 26, 2020 6:31 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of reality

OK freethinkers...
With materialist wit,
Explain N.D.Es
Haiku # 67140, March 26, 2020 2:52 pm ET
by Near Darth Experience
you don't see what is
you see what your brain tells you
sometimes it glitches
Haiku # 67139, March 26, 2020 11:07 am ET
by scotch of did you turn it off and on again?
OK you smarties
With laser-focused reason:
Explain O.B.Es
Haiku # 67138, March 26, 2020 9:58 am ET
by Out of Body Experience
i made up a god
it's all-powerful and stuff
she says to shut up
Haiku # 67137, March 26, 2020 1:46 am ET
by scotch of yea, God has spoken through me
atheism is
not believing in dumb shit
just because it's old
Haiku # 67136, March 26, 2020 1:41 am ET
by scotch of untied states of the wedge issues
Let's eat some ice cream.
Take a lick and pass it down.
Sharing is caring.
Haiku # 67135, March 25, 2020 9:23 pm ET
by of of of
Anyone here get corona yet?
I tried to get it but I guess I need to try harder.
It's what we all deserve.
Haiku # 67134, March 25, 2020 8:33 pm ET
by of of of
Atheism is
One way to get people to
Relinquish their rights
Haiku # 67133, March 25, 2020 8:07 pm ET
by The Declaration of Independence
Atheism's fine
If you like futility
devoid of meaning . . .
Haiku # 67132, March 25, 2020 11:14 am ET
by Richard Dawkin of Squawkin
Elon Musk in cave:
He bangs two stones together.
The Future is NOW !
Haiku # 67131, March 25, 2020 11:11 am ET
by Technocratic Cave-Dwellers Unite
We can get through this
thank God for atheism
Prayer will not fix it
Haiku # 67130, March 25, 2020 11:11 am ET
by Sonny Bono
Elon Musk smokes blunt:
"Yo my nigga!" not racist
He's an African
Haiku # 67129, March 25, 2020 2:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
All poodles are dogs
But not all dogs are poodles
Tech augments user
Haiku # 67128, March 25, 2020 2:08 am ET
by Fan of The Cheese Poodles
Ay Macarena
Aqui esta con tequila
Ay Macarena
Haiku # 67127, March 24, 2020 11:43 pm ET
by donâ of Earth 2.0
Doubt the narrative.
Follow the Soros-money.
Technocrats gotcha!
Haiku # 67126, March 24, 2020 4:09 pm ET
by AI is the Beast of Prophecy
save all the airlines!
pump money into the banks!
socialism? nooo....
Haiku # 67125, March 24, 2020 3:41 pm ET
by scotch of technically it's a kleptocracy
here we go again
the middle-class will get scraps
the rich get bailouts
Haiku # 67124, March 24, 2020 3:37 pm ET
by scotch of party like it's 2008
Dork Lard: Philippines
Has messed your mind up big-time.
Just turn yourself in.
Haiku # 67123, March 24, 2020 12:30 pm ET
by Fighting Filipinos of WWII
The end of the world.
I want a fat juicy steak.
I get balot eggs.
Haiku # 67122, March 24, 2020 11:39 am ET
by of of of
It was not the bats.
Someone breathed one of my farts.
It just grew from there.
Haiku # 67121, March 24, 2020 11:37 am ET
by of of of
Go the fuck outside
no one will stop anyone
Will shall reign supreme
Haiku # 67120, March 23, 2020 6:26 pm ET
by Line of lines
I had it with this.
Hyped-up lockdown. Corona:
the globalist scam.
Haiku # 67119, March 22, 2020 10:00 pm ET
by Alex J. of Austin, TX
Ruby took her love
Yes, she took her love to town.
She cashed it all out.
Haiku # 67118, March 22, 2020 9:57 pm ET
by Tammy Wynette of Beyond the Grave
We can truly say
Oh my God, they killed Kenny.
(Rogers). You bastards!!
Haiku # 67117, March 22, 2020 4:47 pm ET
by of of of
ESKADRON's concern:
Useless Senegalese spam.
Please go phuck yourself.
Haiku # 67116, March 22, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by West African Progress
Eskadron is one of the most appreciated high-street manufacturers in the entire world that focuses primarily on the creation of high-quality equestrian clothing and equipment. This German concern was set by Pikeur wanting to meet the jockeys' needs, have been looking for professional but also fashionable equestrian accessories. Thus, what makes Eskadron so special and why their selections are therefore popular among riders?Eskadron -- why would riders from all around the world love this new brand?
Eskadron has been tremendously popular among horseriding fans for a dozen or more years today. This new products are characterized by their own high quality attention to detail. Eskadron can also be appreciated for their unique practicality, elegance, and innovativeness of their endeavors, modern design, and accessibility. The brand's offer includes both pro items and ones for recreational riders. Thus, you can discover basic design clothes, professional design, and various accessories necessary for your proper saddling of a horse. Eskadron offers saddle fabrics, halters, rugs, bell boots for horses, vases, fly vases, drapes, however also hoodies, tshirts, breeches, even show coats. All products include the eu, which in addition verifies their quality.Eskadron's collections
Eskadron has many selections. Some are seasonal, many others are constantly available in their deal. The most popular collections of this brand are:
Vintage Sports - established twice per year, this lineup is made up exclusively of horse riding equipment. Services and products from this collection are very straightforward, in conventional soft colors but at the same time quite tasteful.
Platinum Card - launches once a year for those who prefer conventional solutions. You will mostly find gray and black shades combined with delicate picture motifs.
Young Star - line for children that begin their experience with horse riding. It has basic horse riding accessories in bright colours and exceptional designs.
Equestrian Fanatics - clothing line created for riders that like to stick outside. Available coats, hoodies, and backpacks successfully combine casual clothing with equestrianism.
Vintage offer - Their steady offer of clothing, equipment, and accessories. You'll find services and products used for training and everyday rides but additionally elegant reveal clothing.

Eskadron can be a new used by riders from all around the world. For the sake of safety and riding both yours and your horse's, it is worth buying top quality articles, which would enable you to fully enjoy this exceptional sport.
Haiku # 67115, March 22, 2020 2:50 pm ET
by CyberXtek of Senegal
CEOs bailing,
Jumping ship, getting out fast.
The question is: why?
Haiku # 67114, March 22, 2020 7:40 am ET
by Advace Knowledge of Impending Crash
kenny rogers is
no more, i wish i could give
him one shot of that

whisky, as i heard
him say know the time and place
and know when to run.
Haiku # 67113, March 21, 2020 4:38 pm ET
by vhs of his last words?
That Che Guevara...
He's so dreamy. I LOVE him.
(My favorite Beatle!)
Haiku # 67112, March 21, 2020 3:45 pm ET
by Hysterical Girl Screaming of 1964
Nanny-state pipedreams:
Their one-world technocracy
Will never prevail.
Haiku # 67111, March 21, 2020 3:35 pm ET
by Sovereignty of God
Globalists are worse:
Like data-driven commies
But with more money.
Haiku # 67110, March 21, 2020 3:31 pm ET
by NGOs of Hell
Ezra Pound blathers;
Ku-to-yen, Cho-fu-sa (snort)
Lame-ass poetry.
Haiku # 67109, March 21, 2020 3:29 pm ET
by Raku-Hoku of Wei
Communist sumvitches
turn loose a world pandemic
That's how commies roll
Haiku # 67108, March 21, 2020 2:32 pm ET
by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
Bernie can't decide
Which mansion he should hide in
Hypocrite Bolshie!
Haiku # 67107, March 21, 2020 2:27 pm ET
by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
Dem's open border-
They let in all diseases
Then bitch about Trump

Who's shutting it down
Not a chance in hell for you fool
Craven damn grifters
Haiku # 67106, March 21, 2020 2:24 pm ET
by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
Democrats haters
The whole country knows it now
Hate the USA-

Loser Idiots
Communist Baby San- nuts
You will lose again
Haiku # 67105, March 21, 2020 2:20 pm ET
by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
Glad you are here, Keith.
Love all your guitar playing.
And . . . you like haiku!
Haiku # 67104, March 21, 2020 11:32 am ET
by You've Got the Silver of RocknRoll
Neil deGrasse Tyson
is full of it. And so is
Michio Kaku
Haiku # 67103, March 21, 2020 9:16 am ET
by Futilities of Atheism
Cherry petals float past my
window but I don't give a shit
cos I got the corona blues
Haiku # 67102, March 21, 2020 3:56 am ET
by Keith Richards of Good to be anywhere
bernie is my dad
now shut up
i really dont care 'bout you
Haiku # 67101, March 20, 2020 10:55 pm ET
by mmmmmmmm
6 girls, and 6 boys
We can now have an orgy
Haiku # 67100, March 20, 2020 10:46 pm ET
by Female Hentai Protagonist
hate takes too much work
the only "ism" we need
is pragmatism
Haiku # 67099, March 20, 2020 4:20 pm ET
by scotch of sober reflection, as I'm out of booze
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