Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 161 Days and 77042 Haiku later...

I'm going to cum.
I just thought you should know that
I'm thinking of you.
Haiku # 67198, April 1, 2020 10:35 pm ET
by Social Distancing 101 of In my dining room spying on the neighbors through the window blinds.
You guys got boring.
Got that boring going ON.
Uhm uhm uhm. Damn right.
Haiku # 67197, April 1, 2020 10:22 pm ET
by Tyrone of Boredom Detective
once again i'll play
a song on my phucuphone:
Haiku # 67196, April 1, 2020 4:34 pm ET
by scotch
art and adverts, yay
did i cuss my world as drag
decendeth on down
Haiku # 67195, April 1, 2020 4:08 pm ET
by vhs

Glucophone is a reed percussion contraption on which you can pit oneself against with your hands and specialized sticks.
The uniqueness of this thingy lies in the fact that ALL AND SUNDRY MAY PLAY ON IT.
Playing on it, you will event ring vibrations that will shroud you and everyone who is handy, filling with balance and joy. It is not without percipience that this gizmo is called Happy Drum (Drum of Elation) abroad. The prominence which has directed to the playing on the glucophone switches from the set internal dialogues, algorithms, and ratings to the deliberate weaving of the musical pattern. The feeling, at the unvaried on one occasion, is filled with felicity from originative venture and actively forms strange neural connections, and the essence and consciousness are immersed in a submit of the waves moderation at the beck consonant vibrations, similar in tinge and paint to a bell ringing.

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Haiku # 67194, April 1, 2020 4:02 pm ET
by DaynaKip
i don't really care
got nothing to prove just be
as you will be now
Haiku # 67193, April 1, 2020 3:19 pm ET
by vhs
i'd love to see that
just give me a little proof
then i might believe
Haiku # 67192, April 1, 2020 2:15 pm ET
by scotch of note: gesturing at everything does not count as proof of your religious beliefs
if i see a talking
snake im getting a spot
on a damn talk show
Haiku # 67191, April 1, 2020 1:56 pm ET
by vhs
weird science the
tulpa bits and pieces of
belief become God
Haiku # 67190, April 1, 2020 1:49 pm ET
by vhs
people will believe
most things that their elders say
even talking snakes
Haiku # 67189, April 1, 2020 1:48 pm ET
by scotch
clearly demonstrates that we're
wired for belief
Haiku # 67188, April 1, 2020 1:47 pm ET
by scotch of science
i've never read it
there are no requirements
except non-belief
Haiku # 67187, April 1, 2020 1:45 pm ET
by scotch of yawn
anton lavey, the
satanic bible, pretty
much sums up atheism
Haiku # 67186, April 1, 2020 1:41 pm ET
by vhs
mark twain, seen the film
claymation, what the heck do
you want. i cant give

it to you. too much
narcissism and lack of
self awareness, only

Haiku # 67185, April 1, 2020 1:40 pm ET
by vhs
here's some good reading:
"The Rise and Fall of Adam
and Eve", clears things up
Haiku # 67184, April 1, 2020 1:33 pm ET
by scotch of many books, not just the one
there's your loving god
and his loving worshipper
hoping i'll be damned
Haiku # 67183, April 1, 2020 1:31 pm ET
by scotch of to eternal, infinite torture, praise jebeus!
I am not going
to change your mind, or you mine
now go back to your donkey porn
Haiku # 67182, April 1, 2020 1:12 pm ET
by vhs
i hear the sipping
of water, the drip drip drip
of routines and my

evil anger builds.
sip, type...just routines...and here
i am with mine now
Haiku # 67181, April 1, 2020 1:11 pm ET
by vhs
i shut this damn web
site off because this bring this
side of me out once

said it is done, but
picture me on a public
scale, real life not

caring, knowing i will
have to take fucking task
with the words i said

here, now, and later
on, how tired i get of the
people making lunch and

saying it will never
change....God how humans are
too easily cowed by

a deliberate attack
a fucking bug...Sputnik!
Heavy metal, feminazis

destroying faulkner, ought
to bash the bitch's head in for
doing that send a message

to the other whack jobs
Haiku # 67180, April 1, 2020 1:08 pm ET
by vhs
once the words are said
i tend to think atheists
are murder suicides

putting the gun to
their own heads once they've murdered
everyone else with

lack of faith
Haiku # 67179, April 1, 2020 1:05 pm ET
by vhs
but of course i
am provoked and i know i
believe even if

I'm being an asshole
Haiku # 67178, April 1, 2020 12:59 pm ET
by vhs
even the demons
believe and tremble, but I'm
just a Satanic

asshole...there's 11
laws from Satan, he says there is
no God, only this life

Read Anton LaVey
and get back to me when your
"atheism" gets you

in a foxhole...
Haiku # 67177, April 1, 2020 12:59 pm ET
by vhs
glares at non CHRISTIAN
with eyes glowing red, fuck you
and fuck your atheism
Haiku # 67176, April 1, 2020 12:56 pm ET
by vhs
Humans are programmed
For unbelief and so they
Make big excuses.
Haiku # 67175, April 1, 2020 6:15 am ET
by Excused of Excuses
Goats: think they're quite smart
Sheep: want to just graze and whatnot
Cuttlefish: *blends in*
Haiku # 67174, March 31, 2020 11:29 pm ET
by Cuttlefish Prime of Advanced Camoflage System
Softly chirping bird
Seeking sustenance, support
Partner soars at dawn
Haiku # 67173, March 31, 2020 11:13 pm ET
It's Bible Study
With Ben! Hey... why are you both
Scowling at me now?
Haiku # 67171, March 31, 2020 11:01 pm ET
by Ben Adam of equity: making everyone equally uncomfortable
satan's much better
he's earthy, loves sex, music
(also fictional)
Haiku # 67170, March 31, 2020 11:01 pm ET
by scotch of hail seitan
Where there's a Father
There is also a Mother
That's who gives birth, duh
Haiku # 67169, March 31, 2020 10:37 pm ET
by Ben Adam of "Mainstream" Christianity is Satanic
Spirit births spirit
And flesh begets flesh - and thus
God indeed: Spirit
Haiku # 67168, March 31, 2020 10:21 pm ET
by Ben Adam of Romans 1;3-4
You'll get straightened out
When you meet the Trinity.
So save those questions.
Haiku # 67167, March 31, 2020 10:06 pm ET
by Stay Mad of Stay Saved
but "god and jesus"?
get your mythology straight
holy ghost: missing
Haiku # 67166, March 31, 2020 5:30 pm ET
by scotch of jesus is the son of God, and is God too, and so is his own dad who he sent to sacrifice himself to himself to absolve us of is o
i'm triggered by fools
not even specific ones
just the aggregate
Haiku # 67165, March 31, 2020 5:27 pm ET
by scotch of you're not special
Ooooh. You are triggered.
Triggered by God and Jesus.
I sorry for you !
Haiku # 67164, March 31, 2020 3:20 pm ET
by Stay Mad of Stay Glad
I'm stupid? So what?
That's just how Jesus wants me
His flock of dumb sheep
Haiku # 67163, March 31, 2020 1:01 pm ET
by Buddah
You are all stupid
Dumbest bunch of asshole rot
Worse than infowars
Haiku # 67162, March 31, 2020 10:35 am ET
by Jesus is lard
I like bad haiku
It comes out very easy
Unless syllables
Haiku # 67161, March 31, 2020 12:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i like poop lolrip
it comes out very easy
unless constipate
Haiku # 67160, March 30, 2020 4:02 pm ET
by taeko of zurich, ch
How you like Mao now?
Old Joe and Hunter Biden?
How much $ you get?
Haiku # 67159, March 30, 2020 1:59 pm ET
by Dead Communist Bastard Che of Communist Hell
Evil G.D Chicoms
And all socialist bastards
Scourge of the whole world!
Haiku # 67158, March 30, 2020 1:54 pm ET
by Dead Communist Bastard Che of Communist Hell
Meghan and Harry
Moved to LA
and got jobs at the
zooby zooby ZOO
Haiku # 67157, March 30, 2020 12:46 pm ET
by Bill Windsor of London
i'm not a robot
but what if perhaps i am
and lying to you
Haiku # 67156, March 30, 2020 7:35 am ET
by ash
the world will go on
culling this large contagion
that's making it sick
Haiku # 67155, March 30, 2020 7:31 am ET
by ash
vonnegut was right
a plague of tiny chinese
and the west is fucked
Haiku # 67154, March 30, 2020 7:23 am ET
by ash
So its here- today,
The Communist death virus
How you like Mao now?

It will go on months
Or maybe even for years
Hold them to account
Haiku # 67153, March 30, 2020 2:01 am ET
by Dead Communist bastard Che of Communist Hell
but the phucuphone
is an instrument we'll play
when you pedal steel

this is the temple
merchants are not welcome here
beat your drums elsewhere
Haiku # 67152, March 30, 2020 1:50 am ET
by scotch of bye ashley
We are connected to prime opportunity for sales merchandise. Yuonxi steel industries can provide for global sector of shut the fuck up
Haiku # 67151, March 28, 2020 3:26 pm ET
by Yuonxi Steal of Shut the F Up

The glucophone is a conductor to the engrossed aver of impromptu improvisation. Because of this break-up in everyday soul, we infiltrate the â
Haiku # 67150, March 28, 2020 2:09 pm ET
by AshleyRiz
This is serious.
It's about HAIKU or DEATH.
Unpoetic death.
Haiku # 67149, March 28, 2020 1:02 pm ET
by Pukka Sahib of Seppuku
Ashley, we don't care
about your silly tank drums.
Bang your drums elsewhere.
Haiku # 67148, March 28, 2020 9:26 am ET
by Write Haiku or GET OUT
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