Return of Dork Lard:
Tremble before his methane!
(Poetic methane.)
by Lard of God's Frying Pan
Let the vomit flow.
From virus or poetry.
Bloody chunks of hate.
by Darth Tootsalot of I'm not just sure, I'm corona positive!
Did you cum in me?!
What if I become pregnant?!
All up in my ass?!
by Darth Tootsalot's ladyboy loverlover. of Pataya Thailand
So I have returned.
And you fuckers run and hide.
Am I that stinky?
by Darth Tootsalot of Panic Buying Bean-O at WalMart
I boofed some Pine-sol.
Air freshener flatulence.
vhs approves.
by My name is Stinky Politician of Nowhere, Alabama, and I approve this message.
I'm enjoying this.
What the human race deserves.
Let me cough on you.
by Darth Tootsalot of Stinking up an elevator near you.
i always wonder
why not a three line limit?
god has her reasons
by scotch of haikulogy
that's the new moxie
barkers barking up wrong trees
selling wares nowhere
by scotch of spamisnowhere
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by CyberXtek of Senegal
Will Dolly Parton
leave her tits to medical
science? Or PornHub?
by of
I produce dork lard
at least several times a day.
Care for a milk shake?
by of
As far as I know
Moxie is now VHS
and I am Dork Lard
by Or Maybe Not
Where has Moxie gone
with all the time that has passed
miss the vitriol
by oedipa of empty streets of SF
Janis was OK
if you like smell of wet dog.
(At least it's not meth.)
by Take Another Little Piece of My Art
i have to wonder:
does janis still read the site?
did god go away
by scotch of on business, business
we watched 9 to 5
with dolly parton last night
dated, but still fun
by scotch of did i say dated?
Hey Dead Communist
have we met before while in
a tango dance camp?
by oedipa of Stalin for time
I think I know who
posted the Dolly Parton
haiku to this site
by Oedipa of Not in Tennessee
A plague on the world
GD Communist bastards
how you like Mao now?
by Dead Communist bastard Lenin of People's Hell below earth
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but i take solace
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by fnord
Dolly Parton rules!
True American artist.
God bless all her fans.
by Gospel Dolly of YouTube
of my greatest hits
back in the time of 3d
this might be the best:
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by scotch of no, time to waste
"did it while i could"
would be a good epigraph
what's yours, in haiku?
by scotch
new 3d haiku
can no longer be posted
unsanitary
but i take solace
that i did it while i could
at least it's not meth
https://badhaiku.com/index.php?startNum=17002
by scotch of wb
like migrating geese
gone for years, now returning
to write bad haiku
by scotch of mixed metaphors over mixed drinks
as I recall things
isn't this from Canada
the bad haiku site
by oedipa of nowhere
23 years of
bad haiku for you (and me)
we come back to home
by oedipa of ground zero
sanitizing data
inputs is like washing hands
in corona times
by oedipa of the middle of it
select * from '
by asda of ads
when scotch is consumed
sadness is in the spring air
shot glass turned over
by oedipa of corona central
"at least it's not scotch"
said no one with taste ever
but please, do go on
by scotch of scotch
Beer drinking wesite
Will leave you fat, potbellied
"at least it's not scotch"
by Clean Up Your Meth Right Now
sex-dating website
will leave you sad, horny, broke
at least it's not meth
by scotch
McDonald's Big Mac.
Might give you a heart attack.
At least it's not meth.
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opiates of the
masses mind you, not really
opiates really
by vhs
"at least it's not meth"
a good marketing slogan
for well, everything
by scotch of except meth
Coffee anally.
Grande latte enema.
At least it's not meth.
by Darth Divorced Soon Figpucker of Your local Starbucks
all right, coffee in
hand, latex worn for armor
against viruses
by vhs
just seventeen beats
some might call it restrictive
like kinky get-ups
by scotch of you're all a bunch of preverts
if i was boring
i was just practicing drills
working on a bit
by scotch of puns 'r us
bad haiku is dead!
toast, finished, dead, expired...
long live bad haiku!
by scotch
pigs will still squeal, for
the wallows fill with mud but
raise by a dog, the
pig will think they are a dog
by vhs
i wish randy rhodes
was still alive but talent
sometimes dies too soon
by Anonymous Poet
even scotch brandy will
move on once the silence reigns
supreme, belief sucks ...stuff
by vhs
this place is not up
for doing a thing about
my own mental peace
by vhs
in the end this will
be the empty space of a
dying narcissism
by vhs
people are dying
people are living, in the
end i do not know
by vhs
nice try...
judas priest is my favorite band
by vhs
This is all God's work.
Satan only does orgies
and heavy metal.
The plagues are all God.
You read the Bible, don't you?
God laughs when you pray.
by Hail Satan of Ozzy Osbourne's house enjoying undercooked bat soup.