Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 22 Days and 76196 Haiku later...

I produce dork lard
at least several times a day.
Care for a milk shake?
Haiku # 67238, April 6, 2020 2:56 am ET
by of
As far as I know
Moxie is now VHS
and I am Dork Lard
Haiku # 67237, April 5, 2020 6:46 pm ET
by Or Maybe Not
Where has Moxie gone
with all the time that has passed
miss the vitriol
Haiku # 67236, April 5, 2020 6:21 pm ET
by oedipa of empty streets of SF
Janis was OK
if you like smell of wet dog.
(At least it's not meth.)
Haiku # 67235, April 5, 2020 1:31 pm ET
by Take Another Little Piece of My Art
i have to wonder:
does janis still read the site?
did god go away
Haiku # 67234, April 5, 2020 12:51 pm ET
by scotch of on business, business
we watched 9 to 5
with dolly parton last night
dated, but still fun
Haiku # 67233, April 5, 2020 12:49 pm ET
by scotch of did i say dated?
Hey Dead Communist
have we met before while in
a tango dance camp?
Haiku # 67232, April 4, 2020 9:13 pm ET
by oedipa of Stalin for time
I think I know who
posted the Dolly Parton
haiku to this site
Haiku # 67231, April 4, 2020 9:11 pm ET
by Oedipa of Not in Tennessee
A plague on the world
GD Communist bastards
how you like Mao now?
Haiku # 67230, April 4, 2020 6:08 pm ET
by Dead Communist bastard Lenin of People's Hell below earth
https i badhaiku take Whi that be php?startNum=17002 not no unsanitary 3d but at posted least haiku did can new it's while could it com i index meth i longer solace
unsanitary

but i take solace
that i did it while i could
at least it's not meth

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Haiku # 67229, April 4, 2020 3:51 pm ET
by fnord
Dolly Parton rules!
True American artist.
God bless all her fans.
Haiku # 67228, April 4, 2020 10:01 am ET
by Gospel Dolly of YouTube
of my greatest hits
back in the time of 3d
this might be the best:

https://badhaiku.com/index.php?startNum=17018
Haiku # 67227, April 3, 2020 3:50 pm ET
by scotch of no, time to waste
"did it while i could"
would be a good epigraph
what's yours, in haiku?
Haiku # 67226, April 3, 2020 3:09 pm ET
by scotch
new 3d haiku
can no longer be posted
unsanitary

but i take solace
that i did it while i could
at least it's not meth

https://badhaiku.com/index.php?startNum=17002
Haiku # 67225, April 3, 2020 1:01 pm ET
by scotch of wb
like migrating geese
gone for years, now returning
to write bad haiku
Haiku # 67224, April 3, 2020 12:55 pm ET
by scotch of mixed metaphors over mixed drinks
as I recall things
isn't this from Canada
the bad haiku site
Haiku # 67223, April 3, 2020 2:46 am ET
by oedipa of nowhere
23 years of
bad haiku for you (and me)
we come back to home
Haiku # 67222, April 3, 2020 2:45 am ET
by oedipa of ground zero
sanitizing data
inputs is like washing hands
in corona times
Haiku # 67221, April 3, 2020 2:43 am ET
by oedipa of the middle of it
select * from '
Haiku # 67220, April 3, 2020 2:42 am ET
by asda of ads
when scotch is consumed
sadness is in the spring air
shot glass turned over
Haiku # 67219, April 3, 2020 2:41 am ET
by oedipa of corona central
"at least it's not scotch"
said no one with taste ever
but please, do go on
Haiku # 67218, April 2, 2020 11:37 pm ET
by scotch of scotch
Beer drinking wesite
Will leave you fat, potbellied
"at least it's not scotch"
Haiku # 67217, April 2, 2020 9:55 pm ET
by Clean Up Your Meth Right Now
sex-dating website
will leave you sad, horny, broke
at least it's not meth
Haiku # 67216, April 2, 2020 8:04 pm ET
by scotch
McDonald's Big Mac.
Might give you a heart attack.
At least it's not meth.
Haiku # 67215, April 2, 2020 7:13 pm ET
by By God, you're right. of I'm craving McDo now! Supersize the fries!
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Haiku # 67214, April 2, 2020 6:11 pm ET
by JamillaSk of Germany
opiates of the
masses mind you, not really
opiates really
Haiku # 67213, April 2, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by vhs
"at least it's not meth"
a good marketing slogan
for well, everything
Haiku # 67212, April 2, 2020 2:19 pm ET
by scotch of except meth
Coffee anally.
Grande latte enema.
At least it's not meth.
Haiku # 67211, April 2, 2020 12:36 pm ET
by Darth Divorced Soon Figpucker of Your local Starbucks
all right, coffee in
hand, latex worn for armor
against viruses
Haiku # 67210, April 2, 2020 12:19 pm ET
by vhs
just seventeen beats
some might call it restrictive
like kinky get-ups
Haiku # 67209, April 2, 2020 10:50 am ET
by scotch of you're all a bunch of preverts
if i was boring
i was just practicing drills
working on a bit
Haiku # 67208, April 2, 2020 10:48 am ET
by scotch of puns 'r us
bad haiku is dead!
toast, finished, dead, expired...
long live bad haiku!
Haiku # 67207, April 2, 2020 10:44 am ET
by scotch
pigs will still squeal, for
the wallows fill with mud but
raise by a dog, the

pig will think they are a dog
Haiku # 67206, April 2, 2020 10:15 am ET
by vhs
i wish randy rhodes
was still alive but talent
sometimes dies too soon
Haiku # 67205, April 2, 2020 10:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
even scotch brandy will
move on once the silence reigns
supreme, belief sucks ...stuff
Haiku # 67204, April 2, 2020 10:10 am ET
by vhs
this place is not up
for doing a thing about
my own mental peace
Haiku # 67203, April 2, 2020 10:09 am ET
by vhs
in the end this will
be the empty space of a
dying narcissism
Haiku # 67202, April 2, 2020 10:03 am ET
by vhs
people are dying
people are living, in the
end i do not know
Haiku # 67201, April 2, 2020 9:54 am ET
by vhs
nice try...

judas priest is my favorite band
Haiku # 67200, April 1, 2020 10:58 pm ET
by vhs
This is all God's work.
Satan only does orgies
and heavy metal.

The plagues are all God.
You read the Bible, don't you?
God laughs when you pray.
Haiku # 67199, April 1, 2020 10:39 pm ET
by Hail Satan of Ozzy Osbourne's house enjoying undercooked bat soup.
I'm going to cum.
I just thought you should know that
I'm thinking of you.
Haiku # 67198, April 1, 2020 10:35 pm ET
by Social Distancing 101 of In my dining room spying on the neighbors through the window blinds.
You guys got boring.
Got that boring going ON.
Uhm uhm uhm. Damn right.
Haiku # 67197, April 1, 2020 10:22 pm ET
by Tyrone of Boredom Detective
once again i'll play
a song on my phucuphone:
ð
Haiku # 67196, April 1, 2020 4:34 pm ET
by scotch
art and adverts, yay
did i cuss my world as drag
decendeth on down
Haiku # 67195, April 1, 2020 4:08 pm ET
by vhs

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Haiku # 67194, April 1, 2020 4:02 pm ET
by DaynaKip
i don't really care
got nothing to prove just be
as you will be now
Haiku # 67193, April 1, 2020 3:19 pm ET
by vhs
i'd love to see that
just give me a little proof
then i might believe
Haiku # 67192, April 1, 2020 2:15 pm ET
by scotch of note: gesturing at everything does not count as proof of your religious beliefs
if i see a talking
snake im getting a spot
on a damn talk show
Haiku # 67191, April 1, 2020 1:56 pm ET
by vhs
weird science the
tulpa bits and pieces of
belief become God
Haiku # 67190, April 1, 2020 1:49 pm ET
by vhs
people will believe
most things that their elders say
even talking snakes
Haiku # 67189, April 1, 2020 1:48 pm ET
by scotch
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