"did it while i could"
would be a good epigraph
what's yours, in haiku?
by scotch
new 3d haiku
can no longer be posted
unsanitary
but i take solace
that i did it while i could
at least it's not meth
https://badhaiku.com/index.php?startNum=17002
by scotch of wb
like migrating geese
gone for years, now returning
to write bad haiku
by scotch of mixed metaphors over mixed drinks
as I recall things
isn't this from Canada
the bad haiku site
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23 years of
bad haiku for you (and me)
we come back to home
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sanitizing data
inputs is like washing hands
in corona times
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select * from '
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when scotch is consumed
sadness is in the spring air
shot glass turned over
by oedipa of corona central
"at least it's not scotch"
said no one with taste ever
but please, do go on
by scotch of scotch
Beer drinking wesite
Will leave you fat, potbellied
"at least it's not scotch"
by Clean Up Your Meth Right Now
sex-dating website
will leave you sad, horny, broke
at least it's not meth
by scotch
McDonald's Big Mac.
Might give you a heart attack.
At least it's not meth.
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opiates of the
masses mind you, not really
opiates really
by vhs
"at least it's not meth"
a good marketing slogan
for well, everything
by scotch of except meth
Coffee anally.
Grande latte enema.
At least it's not meth.
by Darth Divorced Soon Figpucker of Your local Starbucks
all right, coffee in
hand, latex worn for armor
against viruses
by vhs
just seventeen beats
some might call it restrictive
like kinky get-ups
by scotch of you're all a bunch of preverts
if i was boring
i was just practicing drills
working on a bit
by scotch of puns 'r us
bad haiku is dead!
toast, finished, dead, expired...
long live bad haiku!
by scotch
pigs will still squeal, for
the wallows fill with mud but
raise by a dog, the
pig will think they are a dog
by vhs
i wish randy rhodes
was still alive but talent
sometimes dies too soon
by Anonymous Poet
even scotch brandy will
move on once the silence reigns
supreme, belief sucks ...stuff
by vhs
this place is not up
for doing a thing about
my own mental peace
by vhs
in the end this will
be the empty space of a
dying narcissism
by vhs
people are dying
people are living, in the
end i do not know
by vhs
nice try...
judas priest is my favorite band
by vhs
This is all God's work.
Satan only does orgies
and heavy metal.
The plagues are all God.
You read the Bible, don't you?
God laughs when you pray.
by Hail Satan of Ozzy Osbourne's house enjoying undercooked bat soup.
I'm going to cum.
I just thought you should know that
I'm thinking of you.
by Social Distancing 101 of In my dining room spying on the neighbors through the window blinds.
You guys got boring.
Got that boring going ON.
Uhm uhm uhm. Damn right.
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once again i'll play
a song on my phucuphone:
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by scotch
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did i cuss my world as drag
decendeth on down
by vhs
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i don't really care
got nothing to prove just be
as you will be now
by vhs
i'd love to see that
just give me a little proof
then i might believe
by scotch of note: gesturing at everything does not count as proof of your religious beliefs
if i see a talking
snake im getting a spot
on a damn talk show
by vhs
weird science the
tulpa bits and pieces of
belief become God
by vhs
people will believe
most things that their elders say
even talking snakes
by scotch
apophenia
clearly demonstrates that we're
wired for belief
by scotch of science
i've never read it
there are no requirements
except non-belief
by scotch of yawn
anton lavey, the
satanic bible, pretty
much sums up atheism
by vhs
mark twain, seen the film
claymation, what the heck do
you want. i cant give
it to you. too much
narcissism and lack of
self awareness, only
cause
by vhs
here's some good reading:
"The Rise and Fall of Adam
and Eve", clears things up
by scotch of many books, not just the one
there's your loving god
and his loving worshipper
hoping i'll be damned
by scotch of to eternal, infinite torture, praise jebeus!
I am not going
to change your mind, or you mine
now go back to your donkey porn
by vhs
i hear the sipping
of water, the drip drip drip
of routines and my
evil anger builds.
sip, type...just routines...and here
i am with mine now
by vhs
i shut this damn web
site off because this bring this
side of me out once
said it is done, but
picture me on a public
scale, real life not
caring, knowing i will
have to take fucking task
with the words i said
here, now, and later
on, how tired i get of the
people making lunch and
saying it will never
change....God how humans are
too easily cowed by
a deliberate attack
a fucking bug...Sputnik!
Heavy metal, feminazis
destroying faulkner, ought
to bash the bitch's head in for
doing that send a message
to the other whack jobs
GO to HELL
by vhs
once the words are said
i tend to think atheists
are murder suicides
putting the gun to
their own heads once they've murdered
everyone else with
lack of faith
by vhs
but of course i
am provoked and i know i
believe even if
I'm being an asshole
by vhs
even the demons
believe and tremble, but I'm
just a Satanic
asshole...there's 11
laws from Satan, he says there is
no God, only this life
Read Anton LaVey
and get back to me when your
"atheism" gets you
in a foxhole...
by vhs