Will Dolly Parton
leave her tits to medical
science? Or PornHub?

I produce dork lard
at least several times a day.
Care for a milk shake?

As far as I know
Moxie is now VHS
and I am Dork Lard

Where has Moxie gone
with all the time that has passed
miss the vitriol

Janis was OK
if you like smell of wet dog.
(At least it's not meth.)

i have to wonder:
does janis still read the site?
did god go away

we watched 9 to 5
with dolly parton last night
dated, but still fun

Hey Dead Communist
have we met before while in
a tango dance camp?

I think I know who
posted the Dolly Parton
haiku to this site

A plague on the world
GD Communist bastards
how you like Mao now?

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but i take solace
that i did it while i could
at least it's not meth

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Dolly Parton rules!
True American artist.
God bless all her fans.

of my greatest hits
back in the time of 3d
this might be the best:

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"did it while i could"
would be a good epigraph
what's yours, in haiku?

new 3d haiku
can no longer be posted
unsanitary

but i take solace
that i did it while i could
at least it's not meth

https://badhaiku.com/index.php?startNum=17002

like migrating geese
gone for years, now returning
to write bad haiku

as I recall things
isn't this from Canada
the bad haiku site

23 years of
bad haiku for you (and me)
we come back to home

sanitizing data
inputs is like washing hands
in corona times

select * from '

when scotch is consumed
sadness is in the spring air
shot glass turned over

"at least it's not scotch"
said no one with taste ever
but please, do go on

Beer drinking wesite
Will leave you fat, potbellied
"at least it's not scotch"

sex-dating website
will leave you sad, horny, broke
at least it's not meth

McDonald's Big Mac.
Might give you a heart attack.
At least it's not meth.

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opiates of the
masses mind you, not really
opiates really

"at least it's not meth"
a good marketing slogan
for well, everything

Coffee anally.
Grande latte enema.
At least it's not meth.

all right, coffee in
hand, latex worn for armor
against viruses

just seventeen beats
some might call it restrictive
like kinky get-ups

if i was boring
i was just practicing drills
working on a bit

bad haiku is dead!
toast, finished, dead, expired...
long live bad haiku!

pigs will still squeal, for
the wallows fill with mud but
raise by a dog, the

pig will think they are a dog

i wish randy rhodes
was still alive but talent
sometimes dies too soon

even scotch brandy will
move on once the silence reigns
supreme, belief sucks ...stuff

this place is not up
for doing a thing about
my own mental peace

in the end this will
be the empty space of a
dying narcissism

people are dying
people are living, in the
end i do not know

nice try...

judas priest is my favorite band

This is all God's work.
Satan only does orgies
and heavy metal.

The plagues are all God.
You read the Bible, don't you?
God laughs when you pray.

I'm going to cum.
I just thought you should know that
I'm thinking of you.

You guys got boring.
Got that boring going ON.
Uhm uhm uhm. Damn right.

once again i'll play
a song on my phucuphone:
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did i cuss my world as drag
decendeth on down

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i don't really care
got nothing to prove just be
as you will be now

i'd love to see that
just give me a little proof
then i might believe

if i see a talking
snake im getting a spot
on a damn talk show

weird science the
tulpa bits and pieces of
belief become God