Goats: think they're quite smart
Sheep: want to just graze and whatnot
Cuttlefish: *blends in*
by Cuttlefish Prime of Advanced Camoflage System
Softly chirping bird
Seeking sustenance, support
Partner soars at dawn
by MONARCH
It's Bible Study
With Ben! Hey... why are you both
Scowling at me now?
by Ben Adam of equity: making everyone equally uncomfortable
satan's much better
he's earthy, loves sex, music
(also fictional)
by scotch of hail seitan
Where there's a Father
There is also a Mother
That's who gives birth, duh
by Ben Adam of "Mainstream" Christianity is Satanic
Spirit births spirit
And flesh begets flesh - and thus
God indeed: Spirit
by Ben Adam of Romans 1;3-4
You'll get straightened out
When you meet the Trinity.
So save those questions.
by Stay Mad of Stay Saved
but "god and jesus"?
get your mythology straight
holy ghost: missing
by scotch of jesus is the son of God, and is God too, and so is his own dad who he sent to sacrifice himself to himself to absolve us of is o
i'm triggered by fools
not even specific ones
just the aggregate
by scotch of you're not special
Ooooh. You are triggered.
Triggered by God and Jesus.
I sorry for you !
by Stay Mad of Stay Glad
I'm stupid? So what?
That's just how Jesus wants me
His flock of dumb sheep
by Buddah
You are all stupid
Dumbest bunch of asshole rot
Worse than infowars
by Jesus is lard
I like bad haiku
It comes out very easy
Unless syllables
by Anonymous Poet
i like poop lolrip
it comes out very easy
unless constipate
by taeko of zurich, ch
How you like Mao now?
Old Joe and Hunter Biden?
How much $ you get?
by Dead Communist Bastard Che of Communist Hell
Evil G.D Chicoms
And all socialist bastards
Scourge of the whole world!
by Dead Communist Bastard Che of Communist Hell
Meghan and Harry
Moved to LA
and got jobs at the
zooby zooby ZOO
by Bill Windsor of London
i'm not a robot
but what if perhaps i am
and lying to you
by ash
the world will go on
culling this large contagion
that's making it sick
by ash
vonnegut was right
a plague of tiny chinese
and the west is fucked
by ash
So its here- today,
The Communist death virus
How you like Mao now?
It will go on months
Or maybe even for years
Hold them to account
by Dead Communist bastard Che of Communist Hell
but the phucuphone
is an instrument we'll play
when you pedal steel
this is the temple
merchants are not welcome here
beat your drums elsewhere
by scotch of bye ashley
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by Yuonxi Steal of Shut the F Up
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by AshleyRiz
This is serious.
It's about HAIKU or DEATH.
Unpoetic death.
by Pukka Sahib of Seppuku
Ashley, we don't care
about your silly tank drums.
Bang your drums elsewhere.
by Write Haiku or GET OUT
Get off my damn lawn
Get off my damn lawn dammit
Get off my damn lawn
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by Ashleyphync
Context is just that:
a text I use to con you.
See? That was easy.
by Lexicon of The Rubicon
First define context
Make sure to give me context
To get the context
by Context of Context
The "self-evident"
Is your biased assumption.
Context is needed.
by Boring Analyses of Insomnia
Hey, what's the deal with
Explanations? Can't things just
Be self evident?
by Jerry Seinfeld of 10 hits of acid
so, near death visions?
have you ever taken shrooms?
they'll mess with your mind
by scotch of untied states of reality
OK freethinkers...
With materialist wit,
Explain N.D.Es
by Near Darth Experience
you don't see what is
you see what your brain tells you
sometimes it glitches
by scotch of did you turn it off and on again?
OK you smarties
With laser-focused reason:
Explain O.B.Es
by Out of Body Experience
i made up a god
it's all-powerful and stuff
she says to shut up
by scotch of yea, God has spoken through me
atheism is
not believing in dumb shit
just because it's old
by scotch of untied states of the wedge issues
Let's eat some ice cream.
Take a lick and pass it down.
Sharing is caring.
by of of of
Anyone here get corona yet?
I tried to get it but I guess I need to try harder.
It's what we all deserve.
by of of of
Atheism is
One way to get people to
Relinquish their rights
by The Declaration of Independence
Atheism's fine
If you like futility
devoid of meaning . . .
by Richard Dawkin of Squawkin
Elon Musk in cave:
He bangs two stones together.
The Future is NOW !
by Technocratic Cave-Dwellers Unite
We can get through this
thank God for atheism
Prayer will not fix it
by Sonny Bono
Elon Musk smokes blunt:
"Yo my nigga!" not racist
He's an African
by Anonymous Poet
All poodles are dogs
But not all dogs are poodles
Tech augments user
by Fan of The Cheese Poodles
Ay Macarena
Aqui esta con tequila
Ay Macarena
by donâ of Earth 2.0
Doubt the narrative.
Follow the Soros-money.
Technocrats gotcha!
by AI is the Beast of Prophecy
save all the airlines!
pump money into the banks!
socialism? nooo....
by scotch of technically it's a kleptocracy
here we go again
the middle-class will get scraps
the rich get bailouts
by scotch of party like it's 2008