lmao

Your lame poetry
makes me hate myself much less.
Thank God I'm not you!

Adolph Hitler called.
Yep, a collect call from hell.
He said I'm evil.

Holding YOUR photo
Jizzing on your bad poems
Why my pants are down

Grandpa's pants are down
for YOU, every time, it seems.
Is that why you're nuts?

Next time God smotes ya
Look up in the sky and ask
Fuck s your problem,Dude?

Every single time
I go to visit Grandpa
He s got his pants down

another day goes
by, I am still here, and the
time comes when i go.

Popular Science
Gross! Pages stuck together..
Poetry Robot

Oh Redundant One
Let me help you hate yourself
in perfect Haiku

I think I need some goddamn waves... seriously.
Damn the fat wife and family... they are better off without me. I need to be eaten by a great white or bash out what little is left of my brain on a reef... fucking waves punish me over and over, pummeling, pounding, humiliating me and I love them more than life itself, goddamn it and I cannot deny what I am, just downright rotten bastard piece of selfish shit and I offer no apologies. I know what I need. Fuck. I hate myself, but that's okay.

I know about rage.
I've come to quite enjoy it.
Therefore I am Darth.

Sadly, there's no Force.
If there were, I'd be like God.
Rage, hatred, and greed.

I've become evil.
And I do not regret it.
I am a monster.

Too many wedgies
I'd gotten in middle school.
Oh the tragedy.

no rest for the wicked
evil thoughts consume me for
eternity becons my spirit

to hellfire, just my luck
im thrown i to the frying
pan instead at work

why cannot todats
youth just shut the fuck up and
enjoy the coachella

air and the transgender fetish
futa all that, thats all it is
wear a skirt, get the girl

i want to let go
of the past my undereyes
black with the weight

of percieved failure
yearsnhere busted dead or
alive my own fault

there are professors
i still feel rage at, long gone
i wanted to just

enjoy art, i stll
want to give the long dead a
boot to the rear end

restless these four walls
restless yesterday writing
is a sickness yes

this is the pus, the
poison, the infection comes
out on these pages

a wall of ice and
more ice builds up inside i
literal zombie

i cannot sleep, i
had no rest over this place on
yesterday...goodbye

just shut up they said
shrugs, it became no fun when
he just kept going

some dsy we will all
realize weve forgotten of
these places, and

we play chess at noon
at the coffee house, say screw
the evil liberal menace

to the barrista
oh thats just vhs

i get wound up and
i am rough on myself now
imagine putting

interbalizing this stuff
in real life at work, thinking
overthing, indigestion

just i cant quite sleep
at not quite an old age but
not young anymore

i dont think you want
to know why i have been up
blood in the sheets then

not much. just you know
what if i turn into someone
who really talks about

injuries, but this
was from the gym, pulled a
shoulder, hemmeroids

im getting older
and fuck the new green desl
farying cows? i pray

for that lady

people would know i
was gone but theyd no idea
it was this old place

there is joy in things
left behind when a troll
devours itself

we have all been one
the dreamers, the self harm
shove the wine bottle

up 'his' ass, art

painted in toxic words

that have no meaning behind wslls

Been up all night?
Go to bed, men our age need lots of rest. And teenage prostitutes, but that's another thing.

Maybe he's "iamback".
W00t w00t and gravity bong a fifth of Jim Beam with ICP blaring in the background.

hah, if i offed myself
over this place then youd know
that it is over

for me, no moving
on, no one like that cares, they
troll a dead person

The funny thing is...
Maybe he's me, maybe you.
And no one will know.

you get what you put
into it, leave it be, i want
it to be around

i was considering
what it would be like to off
myself over this

place, thats how bad my mood
was yesterday

vhs, the man is a "professional" troll... I childish nerd. He lives for pissing you off and he's kicking back with glass of wine savoring how he's angered you.
South Part kind of did a series of shows on internet trolling. They love this stuff. The only way to combat them is just realize what they are and laugh at them. Not with, at.

Yes, it is indeed
a toxic viper pit that
needs to be filled in.

Get the bulldozers.
And seven more silly bulls.
And a matador.

spearing bovines
top quality kobe beef
I'd like mine rare please

so seriously
you who call a man clueless
behind a wall you go

wailing and gnashing of teeth
that sort of thing
getting ready to cut things out of my life here

who gives a crap, the
thing is if a place is toxic
time to move on

All accusations
made against me are more than
likely to be true.

i took it to heart
felt nervous in real life, heart
felt like it would blow

over this place, stuck in
amber, moods, stuck in time poof
what is the whole point

frustration projects
sometimes it becomes the urge
to control, accuse

mccarthy trials, dead from drink
in 1957

shrugs, words on a screen
accusations, left behind then
what, its all a dream

Goddman dope made me want ice cream... sigh.

And a billion fucking dollars and a fleet of jet fighters and space shuttles and I want to launch nuclear warheads at the moon b/c I mean, why the hell not.
If that's too much to ask, then fuck alla yous, I'll go smoke some dope.

Ice cream and hot chicks
with big tits and tight pussies.
It's too much to ask?!

I want some ice cream.
Real fucking dairy ice cream.
It's too much to ask?!

Low hanging smoke rings
Ring round Andy Williams dink
Fucked him back alive

Old men parade by,
displaying girl of the week.
Hugh Hefner they're not.

Her clit was so big
she fucked her boyfriend with it.
No need for strap-ons.

Christ your cunt is huge!
What is its diameter?
You should measure it.

I once saw a troll.
Jumped from under the foot bridge.
He scared the children.

Katie Perry plays.
Fills me with the urge to poo.
Yeah, I shouldn't judge.

You're no firework.
Baby, you're a fizzling dud.
There's no boom boom here.

Insemination
On a volunteer basis
Lay back and spread em

VHS and Darth:
it beomes obvious now
they are both clueless

who said all of us
were human? humans are great
and entertaining

the people who hate their
own kind are demons waiting
to populate Hell.