Old men parade by,
displaying girl of the week.
Hugh Hefner they're not.

Her clit was so big
she fucked her boyfriend with it.
No need for strap-ons.

Christ your cunt is huge!
What is its diameter?
You should measure it.

I once saw a troll.
Jumped from under the foot bridge.
He scared the children.

Katie Perry plays.
Fills me with the urge to poo.
Yeah, I shouldn't judge.

You're no firework.
Baby, you're a fizzling dud.
There's no boom boom here.

Insemination
On a volunteer basis
Lay back and spread em

VHS and Darth:
it beomes obvious now
they are both clueless

who said all of us
were human? humans are great
and entertaining

the people who hate their
own kind are demons waiting
to populate Hell.

Vagina Hump Slime.
All humans are obsolete.
We are not needed.

God whispered to me
Wanna see my big cloudwhacker?
Look or I ll smote you

The sea appears calm
Jacques Cousteau slaps his scrod meat
Brings sharks to the yard

Turn around three times
Now three times the other way
Now hunch out a coil

VHS and Darth...
They're out of the chute and off!
Smells like time to flush.

so i would say i
am expressing depression
over a damn website

i just do not want
to feel obsolete when so many
of my gen are dead

by bad choices

i feel dead already
i dont want to go out
i just want to leave

its a team effort
family, young and old
working together

we have forgotten

i dont want to go
back, i dont want to respond
but damn it all to

hell im going away
because someone thinks i should
be dead for an agenda

the young always think
if those older folks were out
of the way they could

change the world. we all
die, we are in this togethet
now kindly freak out

i feel a strong real
life urge of regret having
come back to this place

I come here in peace
Sharing family tradition
Announcing our farts

Last hole you were in
You contracted syphilis
Better check your dink

might as well ramble
on, we are all in this same
mess together now

sometimes anger just
happens, then we move on or
let others do so

we all end up in
a hole sooner or later
what we do before

we get there...priceless

words can wound, words can
heal, old age will be the same
others shall mock thee

react, jump, react
we are all spinning, we all
die, we all live too

You dumb dinosaur
Obsolete and soon extinct
Don't you know....time's up?

Your tiny little brain
Only knows about violence
As a solution

Scared of the green deal
And people who aren't white bread
Oh I pity you

Scared little bunny
The world is changing so fast
And you can't stop it

Go back to your hole
You can't save anything bub
Not even yourself

You are unneeded
Except for washing dishes
And feeding the worms

i try not to think
of frogs, the thought just might make
me jump out at flies

shaking off the crust
of too much rusty poem
that old samsara

Was that thought allowed?
God, are you listening?
Insect frequency

Sit on a park bench
Allow birds to perch on you
Coat dink with birdseed

Burn all poetry.
The only thoughts you should have
are those I allow.

Sir Sparklepony,
if you are a horse doctor,
what you think of frogs?

Past life regression
You were always an asshole
And we go way back

As I was saying
The true path to happiness
Is cunnilingus

Overreact much?
Oh lighten up VHS
it's poems....not war

I may just be a sentient horse that
Eschews traditional syllabalic format
But I know as well as you that some
People have no interest in saving
Or being saved for that matter
Trust me, I'm a horse doctor
Obsess not; the horseman cometh
(Predictably shitty haiku incoming)

i can remove myself
from real life and here to better
places, what was that

about the good samaritan
not leaving you on the side of
the road to die?

perhaps i will walk on

about time eh?
now about that fucking off suggestion?

Hey he must be back
The one that always rambles
On and on and on

best say to ignore
this kind of thing which i have been
censorship breeds people

who burn books, topple
statues and don't end with burning
people till someone burns them back.

best say to ignore
this kind of thing which i have been
censorship breeds people

who burn books, topple
statues and don't end with burning
people till someone burns them back.

in fact if a gen
feels "justice" needs to be done
we might have to fight

you, to the death...oh
alexandria??? to deal with
pompous new green deals

or social engineering
take my guns, take my life, take
a risk to civil war

the blood of patrioits and progressives and a wake up
call when something serious happens

the words "triggered" or
warnings for a gen
trained to overreact

addicted to outrage
my gen didn't always care if
you killed yourself on

the other end, our
privacy was more important
this is wrong but it

it was so, and how
many times might i myself have
hated myself deeply like that?

the most repulsive
people in the world tempt me
to desire their deaths

of course that is mad
and does no one any good
some felt that of me

we are all not the
same but we are all the same
good and evil, there

scowls... so you'd rather
see the malls vacated
amazon wins the

game, as a monopoly
this place is gotten together
because a generation

needs "rules" (seriously,
Seig Heil has the same reaction
from me, or political correctness)

Being i assume the person who posted the we need rules here idea wasn't born during the zeitgeist of the birth of Internet
one which had people and things
you could easily interact with you could get arrested for.

Let's start burning people at
the stake again, or let's start dunking people to see if they float or not

Sharia law, or fuck off and get over it. Sorry if you might just be a friend of mine.

Was that too racist?
You never can tell these days.
Damn PC snowflakes.

It's quite difficult.
You'll likely need a black girl.
Or boy, if you like.

That is not the truth.
You haven't tried the nostril.
Go on, stuff it in.

Experimental
Those bedroom shenanigans
Tried in every hole

Sounds like censorship
But I do agree with you
This place is childish