Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #65256
I once saw a troll.
Jumped from under the foot bridge.
He scared the children.

Katie Perry plays.
Fills me with the urge to poo.
Yeah, I shouldn't judge.

You're no firework.
Baby, you're a fizzling dud.
There's no boom boom here.
Haiku #65256
Posted: July 12, 2019 12:57 am ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet