Sit on a park bench
Allow birds to perch on you
Coat dink with birdseed

Burn all poetry.
The only thoughts you should have
are those I allow.

Sir Sparklepony,
if you are a horse doctor,
what you think of frogs?

Past life regression
You were always an asshole
And we go way back

As I was saying
The true path to happiness
Is cunnilingus

Overreact much?
Oh lighten up VHS
it's poems....not war

I may just be a sentient horse that
Eschews traditional syllabalic format
But I know as well as you that some
People have no interest in saving
Or being saved for that matter
Trust me, I'm a horse doctor
Obsess not; the horseman cometh
(Predictably shitty haiku incoming)

i can remove myself
from real life and here to better
places, what was that

about the good samaritan
not leaving you on the side of
the road to die?

perhaps i will walk on

about time eh?
now about that fucking off suggestion?

Hey he must be back
The one that always rambles
On and on and on

best say to ignore
this kind of thing which i have been
censorship breeds people

who burn books, topple
statues and don't end with burning
people till someone burns them back.

best say to ignore
this kind of thing which i have been
censorship breeds people

who burn books, topple
statues and don't end with burning
people till someone burns them back.

in fact if a gen
feels "justice" needs to be done
we might have to fight

you, to the death...oh
alexandria??? to deal with
pompous new green deals

or social engineering
take my guns, take my life, take
a risk to civil war

the blood of patrioits and progressives and a wake up
call when something serious happens

the words "triggered" or
warnings for a gen
trained to overreact

addicted to outrage
my gen didn't always care if
you killed yourself on

the other end, our
privacy was more important
this is wrong but it

it was so, and how
many times might i myself have
hated myself deeply like that?

the most repulsive
people in the world tempt me
to desire their deaths

of course that is mad
and does no one any good
some felt that of me

we are all not the
same but we are all the same
good and evil, there

scowls... so you'd rather
see the malls vacated
amazon wins the

game, as a monopoly
this place is gotten together
because a generation

needs "rules" (seriously,
Seig Heil has the same reaction
from me, or political correctness)

Being i assume the person who posted the we need rules here idea wasn't born during the zeitgeist of the birth of Internet
one which had people and things
you could easily interact with you could get arrested for.

Let's start burning people at
the stake again, or let's start dunking people to see if they float or not

Sharia law, or fuck off and get over it. Sorry if you might just be a friend of mine.

Was that too racist?
You never can tell these days.
Damn PC snowflakes.

It's quite difficult.
You'll likely need a black girl.
Or boy, if you like.

That is not the truth.
You haven't tried the nostril.
Go on, stuff it in.

Experimental
Those bedroom shenanigans
Tried in every hole

Sounds like censorship
But I do agree with you
This place is childish

Grandma wore a bib
When she was eating lobster
Or blowing Grandpa

Excuse me... 23 year experiment.

Well, you don't make people log in, any old angry bastard with erectile dysfunction or zit-face virgin living with mommy can get on here and say whatever.... Yeah, this site needs a serious overhaul.
(1) Log in.
(2) Poems only go public once approved.

I mean, this fucking turds and "Jesus fucks your grandma" and all that garbage... If you want to read the thoughts of sick demented worms, then keep it as is.

Otherwise, I'd just assume see this 21 year experiment shitcanned if it can't be upgraded.

All you Facebook clowns
Instead of Mark Zuckerberg
Johnwaynegaceybook

His shaft was rock hard
Bit off the end with a SNAP!
Like Essem hot dogs

Father's suck off little boys
Banners burnt after eating the literal shit of my fesis

He asked if he/she could eat me
But I was grossed out by the fact that the pics tacs did nothing to cover up
His shit breath

Must've been from sucking off his own shit from Jesus the big head Lucifer's dick

This just came to mind
Has anyone ever fucked
A chunk of feces?

Historic outhouse
Our founding fathers made splat
On this splintered slat

Amazing volume:
the sheer verbiage you type...
most of it boring

Haiku erection
FIVE inches plus SEVEN plus
FIVE more hard inches

So I looked it up.
DINK -- Dual income, no kids.
And there you have it.

Now Google for "cock".
You'll find huge shlongs all over
your computer screen.

Popping pimpled pores
From the edge of Moher Cliffs
Flying face guano

Life hands you lemons
Open a lemonade stand
In your own trousers

More entertaining
if we superglued his "dink"
down between his legs.

No more urinal.
He'd have to pee like a girl.
Forget erections.

Hanging by his hat
Old Superglue commercial
Someone suck his dink

Is it just bad luck
If the church steeple falls off
And lands right on you

High at work today
Smelling coworkers armpits
I wear Birkenstocks

When killing someone
Be sure to cut the head off
Before eating it

When shooting oneself
Make sure the walls are covered
In case blood splatters

At the Last Supper
Jesus pulled the tablecloth
Oh, what a showman!

Let's diss Muhammad.
I mean, he fucked little girls.
And quite likely goats.

Jesus wiped for thee
Behold the Shroud of Turin
Prototype Charmin

Those tears that you see
Running down my leg are pee
Holy water s free

Cry boo hoo
Says weeping Jesus
We enjoy your tears keep giving us Fame
You're nothing but a fucking lame

No virgin I see
Nothing but a crawling whore to us that see.
Don't worry bout him he's with me

Put it in your mouth
If you want to kill yourself
Not to your temple

Greatest touch without being there
I felt his presence in the air
Through the mind it was taken there
And burst of pleasure in the air
Virgin twin woah water everywhere

The only way to do this is to get a new car and then get a new truck and then get a new one for me to go to shop for a new house

Morning health smoothie
Made from elite athlete s poop
You will get the runs