Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #65194
More entertaining
if we superglued his "dink"
down between his legs.

No more urinal.
He'd have to pee like a girl.
Forget erections.
Haiku #65194
Posted: July 9, 2019 12:55 am ET
Poet & location: "dink" is so gay... can we just say cock like normal people... oh, but of course, I forgot, you're a "poet".