And a billion fucking dollars and a fleet of jet fighters and space shuttles and I want to launch nuclear warheads at the moon b/c I mean, why the hell not.
If that's too much to ask, then fuck alla yous, I'll go smoke some dope.
I may just be a sentient horse that
Eschews traditional syllabalic format
But I know as well as you that some
People have no interest in saving
Or being saved for that matter
Trust me, I'm a horse doctor
Obsess not; the horseman cometh
(Predictably shitty haiku incoming)
Haiku #65224, by Sparklepony, MD of Keep Calm and Trot On July 11, 2019 12:14 am ET
i can remove myself
from real life and here to better
places, what was that
about the good samaritan
not leaving you on the side of
the road to die?