Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #65263
And a billion fucking dollars and a fleet of jet fighters and space shuttles and I want to launch nuclear warheads at the moon b/c I mean, why the hell not.
If that's too much to ask, then fuck alla yous, I'll go smoke some dope.
Haiku #65263
Posted: July 12, 2019 2:15 am ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet