BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
6 Days
and
66434 Haikus
later...
just shut up they said
shrugs, it became no fun when
he just kept going
Haiku #65283, by vhs
July 12, 2019 3:12 am ET

some dsy we will all
realize weve forgotten of
these places, and

we play chess at noon
at the coffee house, say screw
the evil liberal menace

to the barrista
oh thats just vhs
Haiku #65282, by vhs
July 12, 2019 3:11 am ET

i get wound up and
i am rough on myself now
imagine putting

interbalizing this stuff
in real life at work, thinking
overthing, indigestion
Haiku #65281, by vhs
July 12, 2019 3:09 am ET

just i cant quite sleep
at not quite an old age but
not young anymore
Haiku #65280, by vhs
July 12, 2019 3:07 am ET

i dont think you want
to know why i have been up
blood in the sheets then

not much. just you know
what if i turn into someone
who really talks about

injuries, but this
was from the gym, pulled a
shoulder, hemmeroids

im getting older
and fuck the new green desl
farying cows? i pray

for that lady
Haiku #65279, by vhs
July 12, 2019 3:04 am ET

people would know i
was gone but theyd no idea
it was this old place

there is joy in things
left behind when a troll
devours itself

we have all been one
the dreamers, the self harm
shove the wine bottle

up 'his' ass, art

painted in toxic words

that have no meaning behind wslls
Haiku #65278, by vhs
July 12, 2019 3:02 am ET

Been up all night?
Go to bed, men our age need lots of rest. And teenage prostitutes, but that's another thing.
Haiku #65277, by Anonymous Poet
July 12, 2019 3:01 am ET

Maybe he's "iamback".
W00t w00t and gravity bong a fifth of Jim Beam with ICP blaring in the background.
Haiku #65276, by Anonymous Poet
July 12, 2019 2:59 am ET

hah, if i offed myself
over this place then youd know
that it is over

for me, no moving
on, no one like that cares, they
troll a dead person
Haiku #65275, by vhs
July 12, 2019 2:58 am ET

The funny thing is...
Maybe he's me, maybe you.
And no one will know.
Haiku #65274, by Oh, the agony! of Maybe he's Janis.
July 12, 2019 2:56 am ET

you get what you put
into it, leave it be, i want
it to be around

i was considering
what it would be like to off
myself over this

place, thats how bad my mood
was yesterday
Haiku #65273, by vhs
July 12, 2019 2:55 am ET

vhs, the man is a "professional" troll... I childish nerd. He lives for pissing you off and he's kicking back with glass of wine savoring how he's angered you.
South Part kind of did a series of shows on internet trolling. They love this stuff. The only way to combat them is just realize what they are and laugh at them. Not with, at.
Haiku #65272, by Anonymous Poet
July 12, 2019 2:54 am ET

Yes, it is indeed
a toxic viper pit that
needs to be filled in.

Get the bulldozers.
And seven more silly bulls.
And a matador.

spearing bovines
top quality kobe beef
I'd like mine rare please
Haiku #65271, by rare and bloody
July 12, 2019 2:51 am ET

so seriously
you who call a man clueless
behind a wall you go

wailing and gnashing of teeth
that sort of thing
getting ready to cut things out of my life here
Haiku #65270, by Anonymous Poet
July 12, 2019 2:51 am ET

who gives a crap, the
thing is if a place is toxic
time to move on
Haiku #65269, by vhs
July 12, 2019 2:44 am ET

All accusations
made against me are more than
likely to be true.
Haiku #65268, by Anonymous Poet
July 12, 2019 2:43 am ET

i took it to heart
felt nervous in real life, heart
felt like it would blow

over this place, stuck in
amber, moods, stuck in time poof
what is the whole point
Haiku #65267, by vhs
July 12, 2019 2:41 am ET

frustration projects
sometimes it becomes the urge
to control, accuse

mccarthy trials, dead from drink
in 1957
Haiku #65266, by vhs
July 12, 2019 2:38 am ET

shrugs, words on a screen
accusations, left behind then
what, its all a dream
Haiku #65265, by fuggetaboutit
July 12, 2019 2:36 am ET

Goddman dope made me want ice cream... sigh.
Haiku #65264, by Anonymous Poet
July 12, 2019 2:16 am ET

And a billion fucking dollars and a fleet of jet fighters and space shuttles and I want to launch nuclear warheads at the moon b/c I mean, why the hell not.
If that's too much to ask, then fuck alla yous, I'll go smoke some dope.
Haiku #65263, by Anonymous Poet
July 12, 2019 2:15 am ET

Ice cream and hot chicks
with big tits and tight pussies.
It's too much to ask?!
Haiku #65262, by Anonymous Poet
July 12, 2019 2:12 am ET

I want some ice cream.
Real fucking dairy ice cream.
It's too much to ask?!
Haiku #65261, by Anonymous Poet
July 12, 2019 2:10 am ET

Low hanging smoke rings
Ring round Andy Williams dink
Fucked him back alive
Haiku #65260, by Walkin Funny of Discotheque
July 12, 2019 2:08 am ET

Old men parade by,
displaying girl of the week.
Hugh Hefner they're not.
Haiku #65259, by Review time. What do you call it when a whore farts? of A prosti-toot.
July 12, 2019 1:57 am ET

Her clit was so big
she fucked her boyfriend with it.
No need for strap-ons.
Haiku #65258, by It's only gay if you think about it too much.
July 12, 2019 1:52 am ET

Christ your cunt is huge!
What is its diameter?
You should measure it.
Haiku #65257, by We've got a world record here!
July 12, 2019 1:00 am ET

I once saw a troll.
Jumped from under the foot bridge.
He scared the children.

Katie Perry plays.
Fills me with the urge to poo.
Yeah, I shouldn't judge.

You're no firework.
Baby, you're a fizzling dud.
There's no boom boom here.
Haiku #65256, by Anonymous Poet
July 12, 2019 12:57 am ET

Insemination
On a volunteer basis
Lay back and spread em
Haiku #65255, by No way to talk to a cow
July 11, 2019 11:53 pm ET

VHS and Darth:
it beomes obvious now
they are both clueless
Haiku #65254, by Anonymous Poet
July 11, 2019 10:50 pm ET

who said all of us
were human? humans are great
and entertaining

the people who hate their
own kind are demons waiting
to populate Hell.
Haiku #65253, by vhs
July 11, 2019 8:30 pm ET

Vagina Hump Slime.
All humans are obsolete.
We are not needed.
Haiku #65252, by Anonymous Poet
July 11, 2019 5:25 pm ET

God whispered to me
Wanna see my big cloudwhacker?
Look or I ll smote you
Haiku #65251, by Trudging along of Life
July 11, 2019 1:19 pm ET

The sea appears calm
Jacques Cousteau slaps his scrod meat
Brings sharks to the yard
Haiku #65250, by Aroused clam
July 11, 2019 12:26 pm ET

Turn around three times
Now three times the other way
Now hunch out a coil
Haiku #65249, by Dog of Lawn
July 11, 2019 11:50 am ET

VHS and Darth...
They're out of the chute and off!
Smells like time to flush.
Haiku #65248, by Anonymous Poet
July 11, 2019 9:39 am ET

so i would say i
am expressing depression
over a damn website
Haiku #65247, by vhs
July 11, 2019 9:07 am ET

i just do not want
to feel obsolete when so many
of my gen are dead

by bad choices
Haiku #65246, by vhs
July 11, 2019 9:06 am ET

i feel dead already
i dont want to go out
i just want to leave
Haiku #65245, by vhs
July 11, 2019 8:59 am ET

its a team effort
family, young and old
working together

we have forgotten
Haiku #65244, by vhs
July 11, 2019 8:29 am ET

i dont want to go
back, i dont want to respond
but damn it all to

hell im going away
because someone thinks i should
be dead for an agenda

the young always think
if those older folks were out
of the way they could

change the world. we all
die, we are in this togethet
now kindly freak out
Haiku #65243, by vhs
July 11, 2019 8:28 am ET

i feel a strong real
life urge of regret having
come back to this place
Haiku #65242, by vhs
July 11, 2019 8:19 am ET

I come here in peace
Sharing family tradition
Announcing our farts
Haiku #65241, by Nuclear Family of Mushroom cloud
July 11, 2019 5:10 am ET

Last hole you were in
You contracted syphilis
Better check your dink
Haiku #65240, by Rural squinty Guido
July 11, 2019 5:07 am ET

might as well ramble
on, we are all in this same
mess together now
Haiku #65239, by vhs
July 11, 2019 5:05 am ET

sometimes anger just
happens, then we move on or
let others do so
Haiku #65238, by vhs
July 11, 2019 5:04 am ET

we all end up in
a hole sooner or later
what we do before

we get there...priceless
Haiku #65237, by vhs
July 11, 2019 5:02 am ET

words can wound, words can
heal, old age will be the same
others shall mock thee
Haiku #65236, by vhs
July 11, 2019 5:01 am ET

react, jump, react
we are all spinning, we all
die, we all live too
Haiku #65235, by vhs
July 11, 2019 5:00 am ET

You dumb dinosaur
Obsolete and soon extinct
Don't you know....time's up?

Your tiny little brain
Only knows about violence
As a solution

Scared of the green deal
And people who aren't white bread
Oh I pity you

Scared little bunny
The world is changing so fast
And you can't stop it

Go back to your hole
You can't save anything bub
Not even yourself

You are unneeded
Except for washing dishes
And feeding the worms
Haiku #65234, by Anonymous Poet
July 11, 2019 4:47 am ET