shrugs, words on a screen
accusations, left behind then
what, its all a dream
Haiku #65265, by fuggetaboutit July 12, 2019 2:36 am ET
Goddman dope made me want ice cream... sigh.
Haiku #65264, by Anonymous Poet July 12, 2019 2:16 am ET
And a billion fucking dollars and a fleet of jet fighters and space shuttles and I want to launch nuclear warheads at the moon b/c I mean, why the hell not.
If that's too much to ask, then fuck alla yous, I'll go smoke some dope.
Haiku #65263, by Anonymous Poet July 12, 2019 2:15 am ET
Ice cream and hot chicks
with big tits and tight pussies.
It's too much to ask?!
Haiku #65262, by Anonymous Poet July 12, 2019 2:12 am ET
I want some ice cream.
Real fucking dairy ice cream.
It's too much to ask?!
Haiku #65261, by Anonymous Poet July 12, 2019 2:10 am ET
Low hanging smoke rings
Ring round Andy Williams dink
Fucked him back alive
Haiku #65260, by Walkin Funny of Discotheque July 12, 2019 2:08 am ET
Old men parade by,
displaying girl of the week.
Hugh Hefner they're not.
Haiku #65259, by Review time. What do you call it when a whore farts? of A prosti-toot. July 12, 2019 1:57 am ET
Her clit was so big
she fucked her boyfriend with it.
No need for strap-ons.
Haiku #65258, by It's only gay if you think about it too much. July 12, 2019 1:52 am ET
Christ your cunt is huge!
What is its diameter?
You should measure it.
Haiku #65257, by We've got a world record here! July 12, 2019 1:00 am ET
I once saw a troll.
Jumped from under the foot bridge.
He scared the children.
Katie Perry plays.
Fills me with the urge to poo.
Yeah, I shouldn't judge.
You're no firework.
Baby, you're a fizzling dud.
There's no boom boom here.
Haiku #65256, by Anonymous Poet July 12, 2019 12:57 am ET
Insemination
On a volunteer basis
Lay back and spread em
Haiku #65255, by No way to talk to a cow July 11, 2019 11:53 pm ET
VHS and Darth:
it beomes obvious now
they are both clueless
Haiku #65254, by Anonymous Poet July 11, 2019 10:50 pm ET
who said all of us
were human? humans are great
and entertaining
the people who hate their
own kind are demons waiting
to populate Hell.
Was that thought allowed?
God, are you listening?
Insect frequency
Haiku #65231, by God is a bug of Roach motel July 11, 2019 4:01 am ET
Sit on a park bench
Allow birds to perch on you
Coat dink with birdseed
Haiku #65230, by Audoboner Society of Dick s Feed and Seed July 11, 2019 3:23 am ET
Burn all poetry.
The only thoughts you should have
are those I allow.
Haiku #65229, by Big Brother July 11, 2019 2:35 am ET
Sir Sparklepony,
if you are a horse doctor,
what you think of frogs?
Haiku #65228, by Anonymous Poet July 11, 2019 2:31 am ET
Past life regression
You were always an asshole
And we go way back
Haiku #65227, by Trudging along of Past Present Future July 11, 2019 1:49 am ET
As I was saying
The true path to happiness
Is cunnilingus
Haiku #65226, by Recipient July 11, 2019 1:33 am ET
Overreact much?
Oh lighten up VHS
it's poems....not war
Haiku #65225, by Anonymous Poet July 11, 2019 12:16 am ET
I may just be a sentient horse that
Eschews traditional syllabalic format
But I know as well as you that some
People have no interest in saving
Or being saved for that matter
Trust me, I'm a horse doctor
Obsess not; the horseman cometh
(Predictably shitty haiku incoming)
Haiku #65224, by Sparklepony, MD of Keep Calm and Trot On July 11, 2019 12:14 am ET
i can remove myself
from real life and here to better
places, what was that
about the good samaritan
not leaving you on the side of
the road to die?