Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #65291
I know about rage.
I've come to quite enjoy it.
Therefore I am Darth.

Sadly, there's no Force.
If there were, I'd be like God.
Rage, hatred, and greed.

I've become evil.
And I do not regret it.
I am a monster.

Too many wedgies
I'd gotten in middle school.
Oh the tragedy.
Haiku #65291
Posted: July 12, 2019 3:38 am ET
Poet & location: True evil is born, not made. of LOL and all that.