Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76968 Haiku later...

no rest for the wicked
evil thoughts consume me for
eternity becons my spirit

to hellfire, just my luck
im thrown i to the frying
pan instead at work
Haiku # 65290, July 12, 2019 3:31 am ET
by vhs
why cannot todats
youth just shut the fuck up and
enjoy the coachella

air and the transgender fetish
futa all that, thats all it is
wear a skirt, get the girl
Haiku # 65289, July 12, 2019 3:29 am ET
by vhs
i want to let go
of the past my undereyes
black with the weight

of percieved failure
yearsnhere busted dead or
alive my own fault
Haiku # 65288, July 12, 2019 3:28 am ET
by vhs
there are professors
i still feel rage at, long gone
i wanted to just

enjoy art, i stll
want to give the long dead a
boot to the rear end
Haiku # 65287, July 12, 2019 3:26 am ET
by vhs
restless these four walls
restless yesterday writing
is a sickness yes

this is the pus, the
poison, the infection comes
out on these pages
Haiku # 65286, July 12, 2019 3:24 am ET
by vhs
a wall of ice and
more ice builds up inside i
literal zombie
Haiku # 65285, July 12, 2019 3:22 am ET
by vhs
i cannot sleep, i
had no rest over this place on
yesterday...goodbye
Haiku # 65284, July 12, 2019 3:14 am ET
by vhs
just shut up they said
shrugs, it became no fun when
he just kept going
Haiku # 65283, July 12, 2019 3:12 am ET
by vhs
some dsy we will all
realize weve forgotten of
these places, and

we play chess at noon
at the coffee house, say screw
the evil liberal menace

to the barrista
oh thats just vhs
Haiku # 65282, July 12, 2019 3:11 am ET
by vhs
i get wound up and
i am rough on myself now
imagine putting

interbalizing this stuff
in real life at work, thinking
overthing, indigestion
Haiku # 65281, July 12, 2019 3:09 am ET
by vhs
just i cant quite sleep
at not quite an old age but
not young anymore
Haiku # 65280, July 12, 2019 3:07 am ET
by vhs
i dont think you want
to know why i have been up
blood in the sheets then

not much. just you know
what if i turn into someone
who really talks about

injuries, but this
was from the gym, pulled a
shoulder, hemmeroids

im getting older
and fuck the new green desl
farying cows? i pray

for that lady
Haiku # 65279, July 12, 2019 3:04 am ET
by vhs
people would know i
was gone but theyd no idea
it was this old place

there is joy in things
left behind when a troll
devours itself

we have all been one
the dreamers, the self harm
shove the wine bottle

up 'his' ass, art

painted in toxic words

that have no meaning behind wslls
Haiku # 65278, July 12, 2019 3:02 am ET
by vhs
Been up all night?
Go to bed, men our age need lots of rest. And teenage prostitutes, but that's another thing.
Haiku # 65277, July 12, 2019 3:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Maybe he's "iamback".
W00t w00t and gravity bong a fifth of Jim Beam with ICP blaring in the background.
Haiku # 65276, July 12, 2019 2:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hah, if i offed myself
over this place then youd know
that it is over

for me, no moving
on, no one like that cares, they
troll a dead person
Haiku # 65275, July 12, 2019 2:58 am ET
by vhs
The funny thing is...
Maybe he's me, maybe you.
And no one will know.
Haiku # 65274, July 12, 2019 2:56 am ET
by Oh, the agony! of Maybe he's Janis.
you get what you put
into it, leave it be, i want
it to be around

i was considering
what it would be like to off
myself over this

place, thats how bad my mood
was yesterday
Haiku # 65273, July 12, 2019 2:55 am ET
by vhs
vhs, the man is a "professional" troll... I childish nerd. He lives for pissing you off and he's kicking back with glass of wine savoring how he's angered you.
South Part kind of did a series of shows on internet trolling. They love this stuff. The only way to combat them is just realize what they are and laugh at them. Not with, at.
Haiku # 65272, July 12, 2019 2:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yes, it is indeed
a toxic viper pit that
needs to be filled in.

Get the bulldozers.
And seven more silly bulls.
And a matador.

spearing bovines
top quality kobe beef
I'd like mine rare please
Haiku # 65271, July 12, 2019 2:51 am ET
by rare and bloody
so seriously
you who call a man clueless
behind a wall you go

wailing and gnashing of teeth
that sort of thing
getting ready to cut things out of my life here
Haiku # 65270, July 12, 2019 2:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
who gives a crap, the
thing is if a place is toxic
time to move on
Haiku # 65269, July 12, 2019 2:44 am ET
by vhs
All accusations
made against me are more than
likely to be true.
Haiku # 65268, July 12, 2019 2:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i took it to heart
felt nervous in real life, heart
felt like it would blow

over this place, stuck in
amber, moods, stuck in time poof
what is the whole point
Haiku # 65267, July 12, 2019 2:41 am ET
by vhs
frustration projects
sometimes it becomes the urge
to control, accuse

mccarthy trials, dead from drink
in 1957
Haiku # 65266, July 12, 2019 2:38 am ET
by vhs
shrugs, words on a screen
accusations, left behind then
what, its all a dream
Haiku # 65265, July 12, 2019 2:36 am ET
by fuggetaboutit
Goddman dope made me want ice cream... sigh.
Haiku # 65264, July 12, 2019 2:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
And a billion fucking dollars and a fleet of jet fighters and space shuttles and I want to launch nuclear warheads at the moon b/c I mean, why the hell not.
If that's too much to ask, then fuck alla yous, I'll go smoke some dope.
Haiku # 65263, July 12, 2019 2:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ice cream and hot chicks
with big tits and tight pussies.
It's too much to ask?!
Haiku # 65262, July 12, 2019 2:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I want some ice cream.
Real fucking dairy ice cream.
It's too much to ask?!
Haiku # 65261, July 12, 2019 2:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Low hanging smoke rings
Ring round Andy Williams dink
Fucked him back alive
Haiku # 65260, July 12, 2019 2:08 am ET
by Walkin Funny of Discotheque
Old men parade by,
displaying girl of the week.
Hugh Hefner they're not.
Haiku # 65259, July 12, 2019 1:57 am ET
by Review time. What do you call it when a whore farts? of A prosti-toot.
Her clit was so big
she fucked her boyfriend with it.
No need for strap-ons.
Haiku # 65258, July 12, 2019 1:52 am ET
by It's only gay if you think about it too much.
Christ your cunt is huge!
What is its diameter?
You should measure it.
Haiku # 65257, July 12, 2019 1:00 am ET
by We've got a world record here!
I once saw a troll.
Jumped from under the foot bridge.
He scared the children.

Katie Perry plays.
Fills me with the urge to poo.
Yeah, I shouldn't judge.

You're no firework.
Baby, you're a fizzling dud.
There's no boom boom here.
Haiku # 65256, July 12, 2019 12:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Insemination
On a volunteer basis
Lay back and spread em
Haiku # 65255, July 11, 2019 11:53 pm ET
by No way to talk to a cow
VHS and Darth:
it beomes obvious now
they are both clueless
Haiku # 65254, July 11, 2019 10:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
who said all of us
were human? humans are great
and entertaining

the people who hate their
own kind are demons waiting
to populate Hell.
Haiku # 65253, July 11, 2019 8:30 pm ET
by vhs
Vagina Hump Slime.
All humans are obsolete.
We are not needed.
Haiku # 65252, July 11, 2019 5:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
God whispered to me
Wanna see my big cloudwhacker?
Look or I ll smote you
Haiku # 65251, July 11, 2019 1:19 pm ET
by Trudging along of Life
The sea appears calm
Jacques Cousteau slaps his scrod meat
Brings sharks to the yard
Haiku # 65250, July 11, 2019 12:26 pm ET
by Aroused clam
Turn around three times
Now three times the other way
Now hunch out a coil
Haiku # 65249, July 11, 2019 11:50 am ET
by Dog of Lawn
VHS and Darth...
They're out of the chute and off!
Smells like time to flush.
Haiku # 65248, July 11, 2019 9:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
so i would say i
am expressing depression
over a damn website
Haiku # 65247, July 11, 2019 9:07 am ET
by vhs
i just do not want
to feel obsolete when so many
of my gen are dead

by bad choices
Haiku # 65246, July 11, 2019 9:06 am ET
by vhs
i feel dead already
i dont want to go out
i just want to leave
Haiku # 65245, July 11, 2019 8:59 am ET
by vhs
its a team effort
family, young and old
working together

we have forgotten
Haiku # 65244, July 11, 2019 8:29 am ET
by vhs
i dont want to go
back, i dont want to respond
but damn it all to

hell im going away
because someone thinks i should
be dead for an agenda

the young always think
if those older folks were out
of the way they could

change the world. we all
die, we are in this togethet
now kindly freak out
Haiku # 65243, July 11, 2019 8:28 am ET
by vhs
i feel a strong real
life urge of regret having
come back to this place
Haiku # 65242, July 11, 2019 8:19 am ET
by vhs
I come here in peace
Sharing family tradition
Announcing our farts
Haiku # 65241, July 11, 2019 5:10 am ET
by Nuclear Family of Mushroom cloud
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