Fuck Egg McMuffins.
Those things are Goddamn nasty!
Taste like motor oil.

What do you expect.
Third world imported scrap meat.
Flavor enhancer.

Have some self respect.
Go to your local butcher.
Keep it fucking real.

Pigs are funny too.
Ham sandwich giggling mad.
Porcine laughing gas.

Greased, green, slippery.
Irish redneck rodeo.
What to do once caught?

Pigs are like people.
And most people are like pigs.
Laugh, cannibal, laugh!

I do not love you.
It's not because you're ugly.
It's because you're fat.

Aerobic dancing
Wearing a day glo headband
Around my penis

The old fishing hole
Grandpa fished there every night
Until Gram passed on

All together now
Communal family bath
Fart in unison

So real funny guy.
Ha ha Darth you sure funny.
You funny like pig

I know I'm funny.
Haven't posted in some time.
Your cock is too small.

Stereopticon
Grandpa screwing a gator!
Visit Florida!

Send me a postcard
Not covered with spooj this time
Visit Florida!

Plan your getaway
Put in your teeth (if you want)
Visit Florida!

Trudging through the sand
Massaging his prostate gland
Visit Florida!

Grandpa s wrinkled schlong
Each step wagging back and forth
Visit Florida!

You funny guy Darth
Ha ha yeah you so funny.
You funny like rot.

Food Food Food Food Food
Food Food Food Food Food Food Food
Food Food Food Food Food

Hi I just got home
The food bank is a great place
If you like spoiled food

Great food and service
No pubic hairs in my food
Wash hands after poop

Religious hatred
Bad counting and grammar skills
You are a mess son

Jerry Falwell sucks
And his son sucks even worse
Too bad Jesus is not real

He would smite those shits
And most other Christians too
They all full of shit

Good ol monkeyshines
Unskinny banana bop
Fling poop. She comes back

I'm getting divorced.
My wife caught me watching porn.
So it had monkeys!

It's really that bad?!
They seemed to rather like it.
The furry fuck balls.

Man builds house for wife
Pumps life's savings in project
Proud of erection

Becept for the curds
Swami Rashashamundo
Build up dink muscles

If god sucked my dick
Would he swallow all my cum
Just like jesus does

Who is Pat Sajak?
One of your floor-shining friends
(Like Kojack headshine) ?

Blowing Pat Sajak
Anything for a vowel
Such a shiny floor

In twelve syllables
The Wicked shall be vanquished
and Faith rewarded

One man talent show
Carefully unzipping fly
Showing you my dink

I am not a male
I am not female, I am...
An attack helicopter

Hoping for the best
Last time I stuck my head there
It was quite smelly

You don't understand.
That was just dry sarcasm.
Desiccated toast.

Under old willow
Open kimono display
Teabag Festival

Hidden rotten cheese
Unsolved smegma mystery
Clues lead to your door

Congratulations!
And they hired you on the spot!
Dildo Factory

A breath of fresh air.
Something other than that slop
From Farth Digpucker !

The bank feeder line
is a much more efficient
waiting procedure.

He just wanted love.
They all wanted his body.
So he become fat.

You need more money.
Go earn one million dollars.
It won't be enough.

She painted pictures.
But no one knew what they were.
Strangely, nor did she.

Never cheat in school.
Try your best to learn it all.
Even the dull stuff.

It is all a lie!
Well, except that part about...
well, I think you know.

Microscopic proof
Debris under fingernails
Leads us to your dink

I do not love you.
In fact, I think I hate you.
Let's get a divorce.

Mouthwash means brainwash.
Sex-brain is brain down the drain.
Drain leads to Darth's soul.

Please, I need mouthwash.
Just a little more sweet jizz!
Like flowers blooming.

I sound like Chewie!
Now kiss me, Princess Leia.
Taste the Nerfherder.

If you fuck a goat
while a donkey's fucking you,
that's multitasking!

Peter Dinklage s Dong
Stands erect in my garden
Superb garden gnome

Some define Haiku
as depicting Nature's peace.
I say fuck that shit...

Intimidating
Approaching the urinal
His ding dong shrivels

Pull on your ding dong
Like that old Hunchback in France
Ringing the church bells