Congratulations!
And they hired you on the spot!
Dildo Factory
by Dong
A breath of fresh air.
Something other than that slop
From Farth Digpucker !
by O Joyous Day !
The bank feeder line
is a much more efficient
waiting procedure.
by Anonymous Poet
He just wanted love.
They all wanted his body.
So he become fat.
by Anonymous Poet
You need more money.
Go earn one million dollars.
It won't be enough.
by Anonymous Poet
She painted pictures.
But no one knew what they were.
Strangely, nor did she.
by Anonymous Poet
Never cheat in school.
Try your best to learn it all.
Even the dull stuff.
by Anonymous Poet
It is all a lie!
Well, except that part about...
well, I think you know.
by Anonymous Poet
Microscopic proof
Debris under fingernails
Leads us to your dink
by Miranda Rights of Conjugal visit with your hand
I do not love you.
In fact, I think I hate you.
Let's get a divorce.
by http://www.orr-law.com/ of Newark, NJ
Mouthwash means brainwash.
Sex-brain is brain down the drain.
Drain leads to Darth's soul.
by Old Hermit of Mountain
Please, I need mouthwash.
Just a little more sweet jizz!
Like flowers blooming.
I sound like Chewie!
Now kiss me, Princess Leia.
Taste the Nerfherder.
by Grahrgleglegsslllararrrl of Gulp.
If you fuck a goat
while a donkey's fucking you,
that's multitasking!
by Darth Figpucker
Peter Dinklage s Dong
Stands erect in my garden
Superb garden gnome
by Tremendous of Tremendous
Some define Haiku
as depicting Nature's peace.
I say fuck that shit...
by Earth-Mother is Overrated
Intimidating
Approaching the urinal
His ding dong shrivels
by Now watch me pee of Now watch me nay nay
Pull on your ding dong
Like that old Hunchback in France
Ringing the church bells
by Batty of Belfry
Darth keeps telling me
to jerk off yet one more time...
but not enough jizz.
by Prostatic Problems of Seminal Importance
Led Zeppelin rocks!
It's "In My Time of Dying"
that reveals the Christ.
by Bonzo's Bass Drum's Mother-in-Law of Slide Guitar
Attention poets
If my poems arouse you
Feel free to jerk off
by Pull five times. Stop. Pull 7 times of Pull 5 more times
Now available
Octopus ejaculate
Undersea kefir
by Clam Molester of Take a guess
Australian outback
I m boofing a kangaroo
Dink didgeridoo
by Spunk
Australian outback
I
by Spunk
lifted up gods skirt
And saw satans vagina
jacked off with jesus
by I'm a child of divorce give me a break
Sifting through junk mail
I came across your letter
Now the ink is smeared
by Messy
The wedding is off
Cancel my subscription too
Ball Cheese of the Month
by Shamegamah O of Cork
Take off all your clothes
Now assume the position
5,4,3,2,1....
by Liftoff of To the Moon on the end of my shoe
Crazy Italians
Lugging around big noses
Wooden spoon bitch slap
by What of Church
"Whoop" ????
Just what in the fuck is that supposed to be?!
Are you a juggalo?
boofing Jim Beam?
Peeling off syphilis scab?
Eating them like beef jerky?
Slim Jim and Colt 45.
by BifurcatingPoo
A fancy gift box
Inside: A gooey old dink
Walt Whitman s Sampler
by Poet of Know it
Billy Nippress reads Walt Whitman as Ash weeps in the corner wearing his Union Jack Speedo. Both with heavy hearts contemplating their StarWars themed wedding of over a decade ago......
by Iamback
Ash and Nippress......little mistress, eating curds and whey...... Starwars wedding with Jawa peoples.....pooples dooples...Jabba The Janet......whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop
by Iamback
watched from a distance
Illusion of slow motion
I watch you disrobe
by Peeping Tom of Jerking off in haste and in your bushes
Pies cooling on sill
Along comes a tired hobo
The filling is poop
by Shamegmah O'Toole of Peeking
Face down in the trough
Perfecting his art each day
The cunnilinguist
by Within Earshot of Troughslurper
Theresa May Leaves,
And Is Replaced By Boris.
The Pantomime Continues.
by I am sick of Brexit
Beware of assholes
Who fuck up their teeth real bad
But blame the dentist
by A penis is not a toothbrush
Gilligan s Island
Cream Pie Cooperative
Extra ginger please
by 3 hour tour of My pants
The zipper ripper
With Gilligan and Skipper
A real round tripper
by Jack the Zipper
I d post my photo
But there is no reason to
I look just like you
by Ugly
Worm in tequila
Earthworm in his urethra
Aphrodisiac
by Lavatory Laureate of Lavatory
Tonsillectomy
Nineteen seventy-seven
Took the adenoids too
by Tonsil free of no tonsil section
He let an earthworm
crawl into his urethra.
It never came out.
by BifurcatingPoo of Wormy Spermy
Would you like some wine?
Seems you could really use it.
To wash down my SPERM.
Clumpy and rotting,
clinging like an octopus,
It tears your tonsils.
by BifurcatingPoo
I really don't mind if you sit this one out.
My word's but a whisper, your deafness a shout.
I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.
Your SPERM's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
by Sir Ian of No, not the senate.
Bad haiku is real.
These are haiku and they're bad.
What more do you want?!
You're such a princess.
Shall I fluff your pillow, dear.
How 'bout a foot rub.
by BifurcatingPoo
Chased by a wild boar
Then I see you defecate
By a rotting stump
by The Dream
You know my weakness
Casual sex on the roof
Of your Subaru
by How do? of Summer isle
As I was saying,
Bad Haiku is massive fake
and Darth's mouthwash = sperm
by Sweet Baby Jesus of the Heavenly Manger
