Crazy Italians
Lugging around big noses
Wooden spoon bitch slap

"Whoop" ????
Just what in the fuck is that supposed to be?!
Are you a juggalo?
boofing Jim Beam?
Peeling off syphilis scab?
Eating them like beef jerky?
Slim Jim and Colt 45.

A fancy gift box
Inside: A gooey old dink
Walt Whitman s Sampler

Billy Nippress reads Walt Whitman as Ash weeps in the corner wearing his Union Jack Speedo. Both with heavy hearts contemplating their StarWars themed wedding of over a decade ago......

Ash and Nippress......little mistress, eating curds and whey...... Starwars wedding with Jawa peoples.....pooples dooples...Jabba The Janet......whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop

watched from a distance
Illusion of slow motion
I watch you disrobe

Pies cooling on sill
Along comes a tired hobo
The filling is poop

Face down in the trough
Perfecting his art each day
The cunnilinguist

Theresa May Leaves,
And Is Replaced By Boris.
The Pantomime Continues.

Beware of assholes
Who fuck up their teeth real bad
But blame the dentist

Gilligan s Island
Cream Pie Cooperative
Extra ginger please

The zipper ripper
With Gilligan and Skipper
A real round tripper

I d post my photo
But there is no reason to
I look just like you

I

Worm in tequila
Earthworm in his urethra
Aphrodisiac

Tonsillectomy
Nineteen seventy-seven
Took the adenoids too

He let an earthworm
crawl into his urethra.
It never came out.

Would you like some wine?
Seems you could really use it.
To wash down my SPERM.

Clumpy and rotting,
clinging like an octopus,
It tears your tonsils.

I really don't mind if you sit this one out.
My word's but a whisper, your deafness a shout.
I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.
Your SPERM's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.

Bad haiku is real.
These are haiku and they're bad.
What more do you want?!

You're such a princess.
Shall I fluff your pillow, dear.
How 'bout a foot rub.

Chased by a wild boar
Then I see you defecate
By a rotting stump

You know my weakness
Casual sex on the roof
Of your Subaru

As I was saying,
Bad Haiku is massive fake
and Darth's mouthwash = sperm

The "Johnny Johnny Yes Pappa" boy
committed suicide by boofing his father's entire wine collection at several hundred dollars a bottle.
Kitchen funnel, garden hose, turkey baster.
The insurance wouldn't cover it. And can you blame them.
The little queef pastry should have stuck to sugar.

Colgate, wintergreen.
Good for drinking or boofing.
Not much hangover.

Stay away from Scope.
That shite gives me headache
from one half liter.

Darth is a dreamer.
Cunt steps up and does the deed.
iamback's a stud!

vhs, confused
and frustrated, prays for our
tortured and doomed souls.

Starkitten takes pics,
sending them to her Facebook
groups that hunt perverts.

If you masturbate
while thinking about dead dogs,
then you might be Darth.

On the other hand,
if you actually fuck
dead dogs, then you're Cunt.

And if you have a collection of dead animals at various stages of decomposition with which to fornicate throughout the long, hot summer day, enjoying the feeling of maggots crawling up the urethra or your erect little penis, then you're iamback.

Just to let you know:
Darth likes sperm-flavored mouthwash.
Have a blessed day!

One time I saw two
People dressed up as rabbits
That was kind of weird

Apologies, but I must ask:

Hi.

I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.

Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?

And what is your preferred flavor?

It's for a class project.

Thanks again.

Although we re apart
You re just a blow job away
Think of it like that

Mexican confides
Nickster spills the frijoles
ay, caramba dude

Woah. How did you know
That I was watching Ice Age
with my dear daughtet?

The family gathered
Around dear old Dad s beer gut
Celebrating sloth

The family gathered
Around dear old Dad

Hola, I have short questionnaire for you. Thanks in advance for answering.
Do you like soaking penis in alcohol, hot sauce, or blood of jesus.

Thank you....

Is for class project.

Sick of your cartwheels.
Go sell your tuna elsewhere.
It's been done before.

Cartwheel Cartwheel split
Tuna fish tuna fish glue
Stuck to the floor now

Ukulele class
And then we get stinking drunk
And then we get laid

Nipress? Who is that.
Why have you jumped back in this?
Are you Haiku now?

Itch. Wanna scratch it.
Itch itch itch itch itch itch itch
Scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch

Penny slots jackpot
The million dollar blowjob
You'll be set for life

Nipppress and Ash in gay StarWars themed wedding.....where is Jan-Ass The Hutt? Ash cries naked in the corner weeping while Nippress reads William McGonagall

Ghost of Jacques Cousteau
Coney Island beach whistle
Or Song of Siren

All in a days work
Getting teabagged on lunch break
Pinky held erect

Foot massage parlour
Big toes smell like tuna fish
All in a day

Darth is just a bot;
Starkitten an algorithm.
The whole thing is fake.

Hi.

I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.

Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?

And what is your preferred flavor?

It's for a class project.

Thanks again.

Beware of Dentists
They will fook up your teeth
And take your money

Supposed to fix them
But their not competent
And farm patients fangs.

Like Doc Holliday
They will drill your broken fangs
And take all your gold

Blew out front right tire
SOAB nail in board!
Saved by a good kid

He stopped his truck
Hey mister do you need help?
A damn fine young man.

Deep dark depression
Thinking about today's world
Good folks still exist

"Here is twenty bucks"
"No Sir, thanks- won't take it"
Its beer money kid.

Enjoy-