Nipppress and Ash in gay StarWars themed wedding.....where is Jan-Ass The Hutt? Ash cries naked in the corner weeping while Nippress reads William McGonagall

Ghost of Jacques Cousteau
Coney Island beach whistle
Or Song of Siren

All in a days work
Getting teabagged on lunch break
Pinky held erect

Foot massage parlour
Big toes smell like tuna fish
All in a day

Darth is just a bot;
Starkitten an algorithm.
The whole thing is fake.

Hi.

I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.

Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?

And what is your preferred flavor?

It's for a class project.

Thanks again.

Beware of Dentists
They will fook up your teeth
And take your money

Supposed to fix them
But their not competent
And farm patients fangs.

Like Doc Holliday
They will drill your broken fangs
And take all your gold

Blew out front right tire
SOAB nail in board!
Saved by a good kid

He stopped his truck
Hey mister do you need help?
A damn fine young man.

Deep dark depression
Thinking about today's world
Good folks still exist

"Here is twenty bucks"
"No Sir, thanks- won't take it"
Its beer money kid.

Enjoy-

Prehensile ding dong
Tilted. A rakish angle.
Sheepskin coverslip

Reduced to mere gas
Burnt rubber. Front end blowout.
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt

Every day Earth Day
Are dildoes recyclable?
Asking for a friend

Card reader error
Insert plastic again, please
Not the dildo, sir

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I'm at a time when
Getting dressed up real fancy
Means washing my ass

Just a cucumber
My significant other
A garden frolic

empty hope; logic
disregard consequences
hopelessly in love

Ooops. Missed church again
Add some more sins to the pile
Stack up my wafers

That red flannel hash
Sunday cannibal brunch
Stewed in your jammies

Neil Armstrong, Moon Man
No gravity. Erections.
Ziplocking jizzum

Flattened like a coin
By the oncoming freight train
I ve covered my tracks

Flattened like a coin
By the oncoming freight train
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You are all guilty
Of writing awful haiku.
You shall be dealt with.

They found the remains
Near an abandoned farmhouse
The severed penis

What you call fucking
Others call masturbation
Just smoke and mirrors

What some call fucking
Others may call making love
I call it fucking

Darth's useless Gospel:
something about atheism...
Shit; and lack of wit.

Christ's holy Gospel
Then, something about angels...
GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD.

No handed push ups
Blown out tyre on the freeway
Hulk penis car jack

Sleeping is better
With animal companions
And a heating pad

Sometimes I wonder
Why do some say "sleeping with"
When they mean "fucking"?

Dinosaur dung pile
Purple hue looks familiar
Remember Barney?

Long handled basket
Collecting dollars for God
Celestial Cheapskate

Dearly beloved
Exchanging vows. Groom missing.
On floor blowing priest.

Low plebe atheist
full of superficial shit;
Go forth. Sin some more.

looks anesthetized
the general consensus
O, Poor limp penis!

Perhaps a cartwheel
The grassy meridian
Now a fish market

If I'd a pussy
I would always finger it
Even in my sleep

Robot ejaculate
Part doubleyoudeeforty
Part rubber cement

West Point sex assaults
March onward Christian soldiers
Tax dollars at work

Religion is dumb
Made to controll idiots
And keep them stupid

It is all bullshit
So are the true believers
Simple dumb bunnies

Confused by the world
So they seek comforting lies.....
Dumber than dog shit

Your old lady-san
Cooks your goose every morning
Pees in your coffee

Chopsticks pork chopsticks
Chopsticks rice chopsticks broccoli
Chopsticks fried foreskin

life long dream fulfilled
To pee inside a woman
It was a wet dream

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