BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
286 Days
65639 Haikus
Religion is dumb
Made to controll idiots
And keep them stupid

It is all bullshit
So are the true believers
Simple dumb bunnies

Confused by the world
So they seek comforting lies.....
Dumber than dog shit
Haiku #64951, by Jesus is lard
June 7, 2019 9:57 am ET

Your old lady-san
Cooks your goose every morning
Pees in your coffee
Haiku #64950, by Me play joke of Coke machine
June 7, 2019 7:22 am ET

Chopsticks pork chopsticks
Chopsticks rice chopsticks broccoli
Chopsticks fried foreskin
Haiku #64949, by Eat it of Slop chewy
June 7, 2019 7:19 am ET

life long dream fulfilled
To pee inside a woman
It was a wet dream
Haiku #64948, by Limb Gee
June 7, 2019 3:36 am ET

Smoke signals at dawn
Sending special messages
"You are a faggot"
Haiku #64947, by Indian
June 7, 2019 3:22 am ET

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Haiku #64938, by
June 7, 2019 3:17 am ET

Talked to a phone ho
Threw away some more money
Then masturbated
Haiku #64937, by Just a slow Wednesday
June 7, 2019 2:10 am ET

Mcdonalds orgy
jesus came in my milkshake
god came on my fries
Haiku #64936, by Ba da ba ba ba I'm lovin' it
June 7, 2019 1:47 am ET

Once upon a time
Back when blow jobs were in style
Suck it yourself, bro
Haiku #64935, by Glad to hear it of Spoojmeister
June 7, 2019 1:22 am ET

Time to use mouthwash.
I mistook your mouth for butt.
There's your asshole. Proof!
Haiku #64934, by Sweet Lil Old Jesus Condemns Your Filthy Soul
June 7, 2019 12:01 am ET

La Luz Del Mundo
Christianity sucks ass
There's your proof. Asshole
Haiku #64933, by Jesus is lard
June 6, 2019 11:28 pm ET

My Haiku woman
she treats me right, cooks my rice
my Old Lady-san
Haiku #64932, by Vertical Smile of Horizontal Hopes
June 6, 2019 10:52 am ET

I want to thank you for taking time to answer my mouthwash survey. My teachers were most pleased.
Haiku #64931, by student
June 6, 2019 9:15 am ET

Demoncrat donkeys
Bray against President Trump.
YES! Re-election.
Haiku #64930, by Some of you are So Pathetic of You Do Not Deserve Everything You Do Not Get
June 5, 2019 9:15 pm ET

I may not be a smart man,
but I know what love is.
Haiku #64929, by Forrest of I love you, Jenny.
June 5, 2019 7:32 am ET

Donkeys in church
Can't help acting like asses
Now then, Let us bray
Haiku #64928, by jenny of 867-5309
June 5, 2019 1:15 am ET

Donkeys in church
Haiku #64927, by Jenny of Ass
June 4, 2019 3:58 am ET

Just made you say ERECTION
Haiku #64926, by Beau Nerd
June 4, 2019 3:54 am ET

Deadbeat? Ha I mean
Resurrection is some good
Father-Son bonding
Haiku #64925, by The Father is Spirit
June 3, 2019 10:22 pm ET

You will meet Jesus.
He won't care about ice cream.
He will be your Judge.
Haiku #64924, by Be Saved Before It's Too Late
June 3, 2019 8:54 pm ET

If I met Jesus
I'd buy him a big ice cream
An ice cream sundae
Haiku #64923, by His Father probably never did of Deadbeat Cheapskate
June 3, 2019 2:57 pm ET

Just in time for church
Jerk off in baptismal font
Cross off TO DO LIST
Haiku #64922, by Busy Day Guy
June 2, 2019 9:08 pm ET

It is still Sunday;
a good day to worship God.
(while Darth beats his meat)
Haiku #64921, by Holiness Proclaimed of 8 Days a Week
June 2, 2019 4:41 pm ET

Sunday for Jesus
All other days for Satan
That's how y'all roll
Haiku #64920, by Jesus is lard
June 2, 2019 11:14 am ET

Today is Sunday.
A good day to worship God.
(while Darth plays with shit)
Haiku #64919, by Holiness Exalted of Sinners Condemned
June 2, 2019 8:56 am ET

I soak my penis
In a combination of
Three fine mouthwashes
Haiku #64918, by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
May 31, 2019 6:00 pm ET


I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.

Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?

And what is your preferred flavor?

It's for a class project.

Thanks again.
Haiku #64917, by student
May 31, 2019 4:41 pm ET

I just called MULE RID
Whoever answered the phone
Brayed loud in my ear
Haiku #64916, by I give up
May 31, 2019 3:49 am ET

All this camel dung
Coming up between my toes
These sandals are shot
Haiku #64915, by O. Asis of Somewhere
May 31, 2019 3:44 am ET

When you make a list
It helps you get organized
Things to do: Get Laid
Haiku #64914, by Can't read the list of Wet smudge
May 31, 2019 3:38 am ET

Fucked by a donkey?
Got an ass stuck in your ass?
Call Burro-Be-Gone!
Haiku #64913, by 1-800-MULE-RID
May 31, 2019 3:34 am ET

Lawn mowing contest
Who will have the shortest grass?
Be the biggest ass?
Haiku #64912, by Get a goat
May 30, 2019 10:51 pm ET

Phoney hoes fake foreheads noses n blood of sacrificial fetus for life of luxury just for him to go get a new bitch preggo
Haiku #64911, by Your Cunt was Outdone of Lizard face Herp Son
May 30, 2019 9:16 pm ET

Nippress and Ash, long at Last
StarWars themed
Wedding Rings
w00t! w00t!
Haiku #64910, by iamback
May 30, 2019 6:35 pm ET

Poke your head out now
You zit faced motherfucker
Conjoined headless twin
Haiku #64909, by longstanding of Erection
May 30, 2019 4:35 pm ET

Santa Claus penis
Long hard and so minty fresh
Cum to the North Pole
Haiku #64908, by Lump of Coal
May 30, 2019 4:31 pm ET

You should be happy 7 finally got what u wanted. Him away from me. Stolen true Judah u crusty bitch gave it all for trade. And turned them into slaves. Only to sell them their true creativity and art back while u slaughter them. You in your filth. Be glad now u have it...
Haiku #64907, by Trash bitch of He will die again by your hand
May 30, 2019 9:43 am ET

Bitch stfu for a change
Haiku #64906, by Snails melt of In their salt
May 30, 2019 9:28 am ET

The ones who escaped
Will serve as "chocolate jimmies"
On my ice cream cone
Haiku #64905, by Xterminator of Anthill
May 29, 2019 3:58 pm ET

Abducted and killed
Bludgeoned dead and set on fire
Extreme meat beating
Haiku #64904, by Don't try this at home of Anthill
May 29, 2019 3:56 pm ET

Relentless pursuit
A place to store my boogers
The bedpost is full
Haiku #64903, by Ideas on this ?
May 29, 2019 3:52 pm ET

Is God the Devil?
Does the Devil have red horns?
Does God wear a robe?
Haiku #64902, by Religion confuses me
May 29, 2019 9:45 am ET