Talked to a phone ho
Threw away some more money
Then masturbated
by Just a slow Wednesday
Mcdonalds orgy
jesus came in my milkshake
god came on my fries
by Ba da ba ba ba I'm lovin' it
Once upon a time
Back when blow jobs were in style
Suck it yourself, bro
by Glad to hear it of Spoojmeister
Time to use mouthwash.
I mistook your mouth for butt.
There's your asshole. Proof!
by Sweet Lil Old Jesus Condemns Your Filthy Soul
La Luz Del Mundo
Christianity sucks ass
There's your proof. Asshole
by Jesus is lard
My Haiku woman
she treats me right, cooks my rice
my Old Lady-san
by Vertical Smile of Horizontal Hopes
I want to thank you for taking time to answer my mouthwash survey. My teachers were most pleased.
by student
Demoncrat donkeys
Bray against President Trump.
YES! Re-election.
by Some of you are So Pathetic of You Do Not Deserve Everything You Do Not Get
I may not be a smart man,
but I know what love is.
by Forrest of I love you, Jenny.
Donkeys in church
Can't help acting like asses
Now then, Let us bray
by jenny of 867-5309
Donkeys in church
Can
by Jenny of Ass
You said ERECTION
Just made you say ERECTION
BAH HA HA HA HA!
by Beau Nerd
Deadbeat? Ha I mean
Resurrection is some good
Father-Son bonding
by The Father is Spirit
You will meet Jesus.
He won't care about ice cream.
He will be your Judge.
by Be Saved Before It's Too Late
If I met Jesus
I'd buy him a big ice cream
An ice cream sundae
by His Father probably never did of Deadbeat Cheapskate
Just in time for church
Jerk off in baptismal font
Cross off TO DO LIST
by Busy Day Guy
It is still Sunday;
a good day to worship God.
(while Darth beats his meat)
by Holiness Proclaimed of 8 Days a Week
Sunday for Jesus
All other days for Satan
That's how y'all roll
by Jesus is lard
Today is Sunday.
A good day to worship God.
(while Darth plays with shit)
by Holiness Exalted of Sinners Condemned
I soak my penis
In a combination of
Three fine mouthwashes
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
Hi.
I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.
Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?
And what is your preferred flavor?
It's for a class project.
Thanks again.
by student
I just called MULE RID
Whoever answered the phone
Brayed loud in my ear
by I give up
All this camel dung
Coming up between my toes
These sandals are shot
by O. Asis of Somewhere
When you make a list
It helps you get organized
Things to do: Get Laid
by Can't read the list of Wet smudge
Fucked by a donkey?
Got an ass stuck in your ass?
Call Burro-Be-Gone!
by 1-800-MULE-RID
Lawn mowing contest
Who will have the shortest grass?
Be the biggest ass?
by Get a goat
Phoney hoes fake foreheads noses n blood of sacrificial fetus for life of luxury just for him to go get a new bitch preggo
by Your Cunt was Outdone of Lizard face Herp Son
Nippress and Ash, long at Last
StarWars themed
Wedding Rings
w00t! w00t!
by iamback
Poke your head out now
You zit faced motherfucker
Conjoined headless twin
by longstanding of Erection
Santa Claus penis
Long hard and so minty fresh
Cum to the North Pole
by Lump of Coal
You should be happy 7 finally got what u wanted. Him away from me. Stolen true Judah u crusty bitch gave it all for trade. And turned them into slaves. Only to sell them their true creativity and art back while u slaughter them. You in your filth. Be glad now u have it...
by Trash bitch of He will die again by your hand
Bitch stfu for a change
by Snails melt of In their salt
The ones who escaped
Will serve as "chocolate jimmies"
On my ice cream cone
by Xterminator of Anthill
Abducted and killed
Bludgeoned dead and set on fire
Extreme meat beating
by Don't try this at home of Anthill
Relentless pursuit
A place to store my boogers
The bedpost is full
by Ideas on this ?
Is God the Devil?
Does the Devil have red horns?
Does God wear a robe?
by Religion confuses me
Solo maypole dance
Just me thumping on the walls
By the way, I'm nude
by How do?
Even the demons
Believe that there is one God
to cast them in Hell.
by Fluffy Lamb of Christophobia
When the honking starts,
some of the honklers get honked.
It's Honkl-O-Rama!
by Clowning in The Tragedy of Facepaint
Hey Mouthful: listen.
You need to say it Haiku
that's five-Seven-five
by Or Else Shut Yer Yap
be afraid of losing my voice and the rest of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the year and I don't think that I can get it right away with the new version is better to be the best of the year and I don't know how much you love it and it was the best of the year of high quality of life and the first half of the day I don't think that I have a great way of the year of high quality of life and the first half of the year and a lot more fun and addicting and I don't know how much you love it and it is not the same thing to say I don't think that the first half of the day I don't think I have to go back and I don't think I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of school tomorrow and I'm still not sure what I was a great way of the day before the end of the year of high quality and the other hand is the only thing that would make it a lot of the day before I go back and I don't think that the first half of the year of high quality and the other hand is the only thing that would make it a lot of the day before the end of the year and a lot more fun and I have a good time with the new version is the only one that is a good time with the same thing to say
by Mouthful
In his last dream seems
Was a sheep man- Colt .45
Winchester rifle
Protecting the sheep
That what he was- a true fact
In the D.O.D.
Thirty some long years
A sheepman protecting sheep
Adios Old Pard- thanks..
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The ET lizards
Came for old pard Joe-the man
lived by his own rules
"This is not good"-said
The Lizards from the black void
"Brother Joe times up"
Said the GD Zards-
Brother Joe knew- no chance
Go with them he must.
A GD good man
Roamed the world his whole long life.
And went out punching hard
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
I knocked up jesus
Who then gave birth to Satan
Who has daddy's eyes
by Born bad and getting worse
Sort of off topic
Overdue library books
Please return them now
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
HONK HONK
by Anonymous Honkler
I'm so excited
Excitedly to get my nails are you doing it wrong that I'm going back and I don't think that it was not immediately available to all of them in my head and a lot more fun and addicting and I don't think that it was not immediately available to all of them in my head and a lot more fun and addicting and I have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and a lot more fun and I have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and a lot more fun than a week and a lot more fun
by Goofus