If I met Jesus
I'd buy him a big ice cream
An ice cream sundae

Just in time for church
Jerk off in baptismal font
Cross off TO DO LIST

It is still Sunday;
a good day to worship God.
(while Darth beats his meat)

Sunday for Jesus
All other days for Satan
That's how y'all roll

Today is Sunday.
A good day to worship God.
(while Darth plays with shit)

I soak my penis
In a combination of
Three fine mouthwashes

Hi.

I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.

Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?

And what is your preferred flavor?

It's for a class project.

Thanks again.

I just called MULE RID
Whoever answered the phone
Brayed loud in my ear

All this camel dung
Coming up between my toes
These sandals are shot

When you make a list
It helps you get organized
Things to do: Get Laid

Fucked by a donkey?
Got an ass stuck in your ass?
Call Burro-Be-Gone!

Lawn mowing contest
Who will have the shortest grass?
Be the biggest ass?

Phoney hoes fake foreheads noses n blood of sacrificial fetus for life of luxury just for him to go get a new bitch preggo

Nippress and Ash, long at Last
StarWars themed
Wedding Rings
w00t! w00t!

Poke your head out now
You zit faced motherfucker
Conjoined headless twin

Santa Claus penis
Long hard and so minty fresh
Cum to the North Pole

You should be happy 7 finally got what u wanted. Him away from me. Stolen true Judah u crusty bitch gave it all for trade. And turned them into slaves. Only to sell them their true creativity and art back while u slaughter them. You in your filth. Be glad now u have it...

Bitch stfu for a change

The ones who escaped
Will serve as "chocolate jimmies"
On my ice cream cone

Abducted and killed
Bludgeoned dead and set on fire
Extreme meat beating

Relentless pursuit
A place to store my boogers
The bedpost is full

Is God the Devil?
Does the Devil have red horns?
Does God wear a robe?

Solo maypole dance
Just me thumping on the walls
By the way, I'm nude

Even the demons
Believe that there is one God
to cast them in Hell.

When the honking starts,
some of the honklers get honked.
It's Honkl-O-Rama!

Hey Mouthful: listen.
You need to say it Haiku
that's five-Seven-five

be afraid of losing my voice and the rest of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the year and I don't think that I can get it right away with the new version is better to be the best of the year and I don't know how much you love it and it was the best of the year of high quality of life and the first half of the day I don't think that I have a great way of the year of high quality of life and the first half of the year and a lot more fun and addicting and I don't know how much you love it and it is not the same thing to say I don't think that the first half of the day I don't think I have to go back and I don't think I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of school tomorrow and I'm still not sure what I was a great way of the day before the end of the year of high quality and the other hand is the only thing that would make it a lot of the day before I go back and I don't think that the first half of the year of high quality and the other hand is the only thing that would make it a lot of the day before the end of the year and a lot more fun and I have a good time with the new version is the only one that is a good time with the same thing to say

In his last dream seems
Was a sheep man- Colt .45
Winchester rifle

Protecting the sheep
That what he was- a true fact
In the D.O.D.

Thirty some long years
A sheepman protecting sheep
Adios Old Pard- thanks..

The ET lizards
Came for old pard Joe-the man
lived by his own rules

"This is not good"-said
The Lizards from the black void
"Brother Joe times up"

Said the GD Zards-
Brother Joe knew- no chance
Go with them he must.

A GD good man
Roamed the world his whole long life.
And went out punching hard

I knocked up jesus
Who then gave birth to Satan
Who has daddy's eyes

Sort of off topic
Overdue library books
Please return them now

HONK HONK

I'm so excited
Excitedly to get my nails are you doing it wrong that I'm going back and I don't think that it was not immediately available to all of them in my head and a lot more fun and addicting and I don't think that it was not immediately available to all of them in my head and a lot more fun and addicting and I have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and a lot more fun and I have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and a lot more fun than a week and a lot more fun

Tranquil haiku soul
wanders into this website . . .
Gets covered in shit.

Gramps asleep on porch;
Figpucker is his grandson
(and also his son)

Lanterns swing at dusk
Illuminated penis
Gramps asleep on porch

Power flows gently
Hush of wind dwells in the past
Lanterns swing at dusk

The penis fly trap
Short hairs caught in the zipper
Got my hot dog too

Brian Wilson s taint
Covered in sand from the beach
Forever Summer

Brian Wilson

Carnivorous plant
Digesting your limp penis
As you lay sleeping

Flightless bird high jump
Your long awaited dunging
Has just now arrived

Still talking that shit?
From out your large intestine?
Think we're interested?

I masturbated
After eating a burger
Now my dick's greasy

U mad or naw bitch

Three avocados
I ate them all in one day
Yes, I have the shits

Stopped at the border
The bulge in my pants questioned
Has its own passport

Vienna finger is what?
What are you talking about?
Seek therapy NOW.

Jesus, Cunt, you post shite to yourself to reply to. And this obsession has just gotten tired and old. It's not healthy, man. Get some help. Maybe you should try going fishing or something other than this shite. Gardening maybe. Move to Cali and grow pot... You will never be admired for anything you have done here, that much is certain. You are more repetitive than an autistic parrot.

That tired old story
Cold Vienna stinkfinger
Hardly worth the trip