Still talking that shit?
From out your large intestine?
Think we're interested?
by Excremental Poetic Emetic of Darth
I masturbated
After eating a burger
Now my dick's greasy
by Home of The Whopper
U mad or naw bitch
by Ya Mad of My pie in his backpack
Three avocados
I ate them all in one day
Yes, I have the shits
by Worth it
Stopped at the border
The bulge in my pants questioned
Has its own passport
by Customs Office
Vienna finger is what?
What are you talking about?
Seek therapy NOW.
by Your Soul Is Damaged
Jesus, Cunt, you post shite to yourself to reply to. And this obsession has just gotten tired and old. It's not healthy, man. Get some help. Maybe you should try going fishing or something other than this shite. Gardening maybe. Move to Cali and grow pot... You will never be admired for anything you have done here, that much is certain. You are more repetitive than an autistic parrot.
by df
That tired old story
Cold Vienna stinkfinger
Hardly worth the trip
by Traveling of With just a backpack
He had an amazing obsess ion with my lips as they stroked the tip of his Vienna dick. Best non smell clip he got to lick and no need for my asshole cause his dick could fit.
by Restart of Bet u can't have just one
Douching in public
Now a crowd has gathered
Covered with spew now
by They got big dicks
Excess packaging
Heated meat. Global warming
Labia lunchmeat
by Oscar Meyer of Weinermobile (not quite flaccid)
Recovery Room
Mean grey alien head nurse
Squeaky shoes blow job
by A. Cry4help
Surgical insertion slit
Straw of steel into penile hole 12 inches to the 8
Hole placed into the pupils
Dead fetus carved out
by Carvation of Cremation
Fellatio fresh
Clean mountain air. Brand new shoes.
Life of a goatherd
by Peter the Shepherd
Lawn care erections
Bumping into other Dads
With car wash hards on
by Roundup
I saw Him do it
He sucked Himself off bone dry
Philippines park bench
by is Darth God of Or the Devil?
Darth, you're deluded.
You have never sucked God's dick.
That does not make sense.
by Be a Good Sheep and Read Your Bible Right NOW
I sucked god's dick once
The cum tasted like Satan's
Which begs the question....
by the world deserves to end
Haiku chicken game:
who will post their garbage next?
The world is waiting...
by Haiku Shutdown of General Strike VS. Poetic Boycott
Hahahahaha
Your haiku so funny sir
Haha ha VOMIT
by Rehabilitation of Regurgitation
Foraging for shrooms
Taking a break to get laid
By a dead oak tree
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
The beauty parlor
Glitter beard installation
Hipster unicorn!
by Caffeinated
Ya know I do think you have a good night sleep and I hope you feel good enough for you to be happy with your life and ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya girl you know what youre talking about the cops and they dont think you are going on a ride to the store and I have a lot going to go out and there is no way I dont think I will get them in my car and ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya ain
by Shazam
The high diving board
Every time I stand up there
My penis shrivels
by Diver of Descending ladder
If you have trouble
Maintaining an erection
Look into my eyes
by Penis Hypnotist of Tent
Hi.
I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.
Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?
And what is your preferred flavor?
It's for a class project.
Thanks again.
by student
Butthole
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku stink finger
Pointing with accusations
Brown from your butthoke
by Antipoet
Your mother's cuntfart
produced YOU (and your Haiku)
so give God glory.
by Yo Mama Wuz a Hair-net of Funtcart Follies
Old pervert uncle
Fascination with hair nets
He jerked off in them
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of cunt
When you read my words
bright angels angels angels
illuminate you
by God Kicked Your Ass of Because He Loves You
Bid now or lose out
Bunch of big old fat demons
Say hi and they're yours
by Adam Ben Adam of Auction
Some demons for sale
Just say hi to Son of God
And demons are free
by Adam Ben Adam
Suck your own Haiku,
you redundant scribbling dolt.
You bore us to death.
by Being Nice 2 U of Niceness
Amplified moans
Masturbating in the fields
Jolly Green Giant
by Jolly Green Schmegma of Hi Ho Ho
Solidarity
Not unlike a circle jerk
Without the jerking
by People Person
I feel the Spirit . . .
Brothers, sisters, let us HONK !
Let us honk as one.
by Honkler of Honkdom
Chinese factory
Rest assured, nose to grindstone
Make your next dildo
by Wang Laughing of Everybody have fun tonight
In China right now.
Brain washing is coming back
The fifties again
The new type of slaves
Are being beaten down hard
With Maoist bull chit
Democrats watching
The red big brother antics
With longing eyes.
They quite love that stuff-
They hate free speech though and truth.
Never give them power!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The woman is mad.!
Not talking to me two days.
Thinks its punishment,,,
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
She has a nice shape
Bat chit crazy derrière!
Lofans old heart hurts...
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
That Lao girl, likes beer!
Lofan can't keep up with her...
Falls asleep in chair.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Taps plays at ten- sharp
Then mange coyotes howl
As Lofan- does kung fu
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Great food and service
If you like a big fat cock
Rammed right down your throat
by Anonymous Poet
Natural casing
Shifty eyed, hiking up pants
Happy Father
by A real wiener of Wienermobile
Let's be frank about Frank's frank.
by Anonymous Poet
Is it wrong to bring up the topic of penises when your teenage daughter and her friends are eating hotdogs?
by Anonymous Poet
Oscillating Fan
Front row at the tennis match
Tres cool as always
by John Backend Bro of Pringles can