Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

Hi.

I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.

Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?

And what is your preferred flavor?

It's for a class project.

Thanks again.
Haiku # 64854, May 17, 2019 8:16 pm ET
by student
Butthole
Haiku # 64853, May 17, 2019 6:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku stink finger
Pointing with accusations
Brown from your butthoke
Haiku # 64852, May 17, 2019 6:24 pm ET
by Antipoet
Your mother's cuntfart
produced YOU (and your Haiku)
so give God glory.
Haiku # 64851, May 17, 2019 6:16 pm ET
by Yo Mama Wuz a Hair-net of Funtcart Follies
Old pervert uncle
Fascination with hair nets
He jerked off in them
Haiku # 64850, May 17, 2019 3:51 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of cunt
When you read my words
bright angels angels angels
illuminate you
Haiku # 64849, May 17, 2019 6:34 am ET
by God Kicked Your Ass of Because He Loves You
Bid now or lose out
Bunch of big old fat demons
Say hi and they're yours
Haiku # 64848, May 16, 2019 11:14 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam of Auction
Some demons for sale
Just say hi to Son of God
And demons are free
Haiku # 64847, May 16, 2019 11:08 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam
Suck your own Haiku,
you redundant scribbling dolt.
You bore us to death.
Haiku # 64846, May 16, 2019 10:26 pm ET
by Being Nice 2 U of Niceness
Amplified moans
Masturbating in the fields
Jolly Green Giant
Haiku # 64845, May 16, 2019 5:47 pm ET
by Jolly Green Schmegma of Hi Ho Ho
Solidarity
Not unlike a circle jerk
Without the jerking
Haiku # 64844, May 16, 2019 1:37 pm ET
by People Person
I feel the Spirit . . .
Brothers, sisters, let us HONK !
Let us honk as one.
Haiku # 64843, May 16, 2019 10:06 am ET
by Honkler of Honkdom
Chinese factory
Rest assured, nose to grindstone
Make your next dildo
Haiku # 64842, May 16, 2019 6:59 am ET
by Wang Laughing of Everybody have fun tonight
In China right now.
Brain washing is coming back
The fifties again

The new type of slaves
Are being beaten down hard
With Maoist bull chit

Democrats watching
The red big brother antics
With longing eyes.

They quite love that stuff-
They hate free speech though and truth.
Never give them power!
Haiku # 64841, May 16, 2019 6:56 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The woman is mad.!
Not talking to me two days.
Thinks its punishment,,,
Haiku # 64840, May 16, 2019 6:41 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
She has a nice shape
Bat chit crazy derrière!
Lofans old heart hurts...
Haiku # 64839, May 16, 2019 6:38 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
That Lao girl, likes beer!
Lofan can't keep up with her...
Falls asleep in chair.
Haiku # 64838, May 16, 2019 6:28 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Taps plays at ten- sharp
Then mange coyotes howl
As Lofan- does kung fu
Haiku # 64837, May 16, 2019 6:23 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Great food and service
If you like a big fat cock
Rammed right down your throat
Haiku # 64836, May 16, 2019 4:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Natural casing
Shifty eyed, hiking up pants
Happy Father
Haiku # 64835, May 16, 2019 4:28 am ET
by A real wiener of Wienermobile
Let's be frank about Frank's frank.
Haiku # 64834, May 16, 2019 4:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Is it wrong to bring up the topic of penises when your teenage daughter and her friends are eating hotdogs?
Haiku # 64833, May 16, 2019 3:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oscillating Fan
Front row at the tennis match
Tres cool as always
Haiku # 64832, May 16, 2019 3:48 am ET
by John Backend Bro of Pringles can
Lo Fan on mountain
A meditation retreat
Now he is Hi Fan
Haiku # 64831, May 16, 2019 1:49 am ET
by Hyu Min
Lo Fan Fan on low
Blowing Barry Manilow
Cunt smile without you
Haiku # 64830, May 16, 2019 12:37 am ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
Where did Lo Fan go?
He was a voice of reason
And wisdom of age...
Haiku # 64829, May 15, 2019 10:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

Roy Clark's hair transplant
Held together with semen
From Buck Owen's cock
Haiku # 64828, May 15, 2019 1:32 pm ET
by Hee Haw of Kornfield
You entered the room
Scuse my stiff,formal greeting
Penis Tuxedo
Haiku # 64827, May 15, 2019 1:25 pm ET
by Justin Time of prom season
br549
junior samples auto sales
I love my hee haw
Haiku # 64826, May 15, 2019 1:12 pm ET
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
I searched the world over
and I thought I found true love
you met another and phssst
Haiku # 64825, May 15, 2019 1:11 pm ET
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
it tastes like chicken
unidentifiable
refrigerator
Haiku # 64824, May 15, 2019 1:05 pm ET
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
where or where are you
tonight, why did you leave me
here all alone, I
Haiku # 64823, May 15, 2019 12:59 pm ET
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
warm enchiladas
a salted margarita
cinco de mayo
Haiku # 64822, May 15, 2019 12:41 pm ET
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
I tried to register as a sex offender, but they said to be a registered sex offender you first have to commit and be convicted of a sex offense... So you're telling me that I can commit sex offenses before being registered? That's like saying you can drive before you get your license. What's the point?!
Haiku # 64821, May 15, 2019 11:12 am ET
by Why is beastiality considered cruelty to animals? They don't seem to mind.
So many shit ticks
here in the Lard's pig garden...
but Cunt's stuck on Darth.
Haiku # 64820, May 15, 2019 11:05 am ET
by Unhealthy obsession.
So many topics
here in the Lord's big garden...
but Darth's stuck on shit.
Haiku # 64819, May 15, 2019 9:07 am ET
by Seriously, can you imagine dining with him? YUCK.
Gary Gardengnome
Has just been added to the
sex offenders list
Haiku # 64818, May 14, 2019 11:18 pm ET
by Dink Puller of High AF
Syllable Lectern
Cannibal haiku poet
His farts smell like you
Haiku # 64817, May 14, 2019 7:21 pm ET
by Erudite Cassowary of The Plains of Guano
Pie slant slop piling
Thought way poo popsicle meat
Sith Frodo detached
Haiku # 64816, May 14, 2019 6:07 pm ET
by Seahorse boners.
Meghan Markle's cunt
High in carbs,low in fiber
Not very healthy
Haiku # 64815, May 14, 2019 4:58 pm ET
by .....until murder made him famous
I can t stop smiling
Got a new bicycle seat
with dildo attached
Haiku # 64814, May 14, 2019 3:14 pm ET
by As it smiles below of So it smiles above
I can
Haiku # 64813, May 14, 2019 3:14 pm ET
by As it smiles below of So it smiles above
Blue zit fuzz whore ass
Azure blow, post love thigh twerk
Fizz unedited
Haiku # 64812, May 14, 2019 1:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Knew it was your ass
As you know, most of my work
Is uncredited
Haiku # 64811, May 14, 2019 1:40 pm ET
by John Boy Walton's mole of Cheek
I just smell like poop.
That's my distended rectum.
It's hard to keep clean.

When I poo it's like
alien queen laying eggs.
I love Aliens.

I can hear Ripley.
Get away from her, YOU BITCH!
My Hollywood role.

The Alien's cunt.
That was really my asshole.
And you never knew.
Haiku # 64810, May 14, 2019 11:10 am ET
by Darth Figpucker.
Lets bomb a dog show.
They used to be wolves, you know.
Free the canine beast!
Haiku # 64809, May 14, 2019 11:01 am ET
by God I hate humans.
But that isn't me.
I'm afraid that's my poems.
Smell how they fester!
Haiku # 64808, May 14, 2019 10:57 am ET
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
I can smell you, Darth.
Your miasma drifts my way
Like something that died.
Haiku # 64807, May 14, 2019 9:39 am ET
by Putrefaction of Stupification
Through the window I
See his cock invade your mouth
Bitmoji heartclutch
Haiku # 64806, May 14, 2019 9:11 am ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
Underwear stained red.
Pork blood cubes diarrhea.
Or my period.
Haiku # 64805, May 14, 2019 8:36 am ET
by Unintentionally trangenderified.
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