She has a nice shape
Bat chit crazy derrière!
Lofans old heart hurts...
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
That Lao girl, likes beer!
Lofan can't keep up with her...
Falls asleep in chair.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Taps plays at ten- sharp
Then mange coyotes howl
As Lofan- does kung fu
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Great food and service
If you like a big fat cock
Rammed right down your throat
by Anonymous Poet
Natural casing
Shifty eyed, hiking up pants
Happy Father
by A real wiener of Wienermobile
Let's be frank about Frank's frank.
by Anonymous Poet
Is it wrong to bring up the topic of penises when your teenage daughter and her friends are eating hotdogs?
by Anonymous Poet
Oscillating Fan
Front row at the tennis match
Tres cool as always
by John Backend Bro of Pringles can
Lo Fan on mountain
A meditation retreat
Now he is Hi Fan
by Hyu Min
Lo Fan Fan on low
Blowing Barry Manilow
Cunt smile without you
by Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
Where did Lo Fan go?
He was a voice of reason
And wisdom of age...
by Anonymous Poet
Roy Clark's hair transplant
Held together with semen
From Buck Owen's cock
by Hee Haw of Kornfield
You entered the room
Scuse my stiff,formal greeting
Penis Tuxedo
by Justin Time of prom season
br549
junior samples auto sales
I love my hee haw
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
I searched the world over
and I thought I found true love
you met another and phssst
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
it tastes like chicken
unidentifiable
refrigerator
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
where or where are you
tonight, why did you leave me
here all alone, I
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
warm enchiladas
a salted margarita
cinco de mayo
by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
I tried to register as a sex offender, but they said to be a registered sex offender you first have to commit and be convicted of a sex offense... So you're telling me that I can commit sex offenses before being registered? That's like saying you can drive before you get your license. What's the point?!
by Why is beastiality considered cruelty to animals? They don't seem to mind.
So many shit ticks
here in the Lard's pig garden...
but Cunt's stuck on Darth.
by Unhealthy obsession.
So many topics
here in the Lord's big garden...
but Darth's stuck on shit.
by Seriously, can you imagine dining with him? YUCK.
Gary Gardengnome
Has just been added to the
sex offenders list
by Dink Puller of High AF
Syllable Lectern
Cannibal haiku poet
His farts smell like you
by Erudite Cassowary of The Plains of Guano
Pie slant slop piling
Thought way poo popsicle meat
Sith Frodo detached
by Seahorse boners.
Meghan Markle's cunt
High in carbs,low in fiber
Not very healthy
by .....until murder made him famous
I can t stop smiling
Got a new bicycle seat
with dildo attached
by As it smiles below of So it smiles above
I can
by As it smiles below of So it smiles above
Blue zit fuzz whore ass
Azure blow, post love thigh twerk
Fizz unedited
by Anonymous Poet
Knew it was your ass
As you know, most of my work
Is uncredited
by John Boy Walton's mole of Cheek
I just smell like poop.
That's my distended rectum.
It's hard to keep clean.
When I poo it's like
alien queen laying eggs.
I love Aliens.
I can hear Ripley.
Get away from her, YOU BITCH!
My Hollywood role.
The Alien's cunt.
That was really my asshole.
And you never knew.
by Darth Figpucker.
Lets bomb a dog show.
They used to be wolves, you know.
Free the canine beast!
by God I hate humans.
But that isn't me.
I'm afraid that's my poems.
Smell how they fester!
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
I can smell you, Darth.
Your miasma drifts my way
Like something that died.
by Putrefaction of Stupification
Through the window I
See his cock invade your mouth
Bitmoji heartclutch
by Ledge of Kentucky
Underwear stained red.
Pork blood cubes diarrhea.
Or my period.
by Unintentionally trangenderified.
I just shat my pants.
Wait... sorry, those were your pants.
Now you put them on.
by Special needs fashion show.
Pork blood jello cubes.
Well, that is what they look like.
It's what's for dessert.
by Anonymous Poet
Chicken intestines
skewered on a sharp wood stick
grilled and doused in sauce.
by only 5 pesos! of So delish!
Better an F-bomb
Than NH4NO3
mixed with diesel fuel.
by Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. of It doesn't hurt anyone.
Unoriginal.
Silly little copy cat.
Go find your own filth!
This is my cesspool.
Like a spring hottub party.
The turds are my friends.
Better friends than you.
And they do not stink as bad.
And keep their mouths shut.
by Anonymous Poet
Silly little man
Sad scrawler of endless filth
Zip your lip now, child.
by Soul Mama of the Skies
Those damn nasty gnomes.
I caught them playing frisbee
with my peeled cock scabs.
by Aerodynamic, indeed!
Holy Christ fuck shit!
What horrible fuckery!
You should be ashamed!
by When you yawn I shove in my cock. of Pretend the salty scabs are beef jerky.
This is what happened
To Julian Assange's
Cat: waterboarded
Which is very cruel
Because cats obviously
Hate when they get wet
by Allium cepa
McCain's brain tumor
Went on CNN and they
Called it "War Hero"
Stelter frigging cried
Van had a panic attack
Wolf jumped up and down
by Allium cepa
Poor Pompeii bastard
Eternal game of statues
Choking his chicken
by Statues of No Limitations of Ask about our Statue of Liberty with strap on dildo attachment
I fucked the Baker
And the Candlestick Maker
Next, Sam the Butcher
by Alice (housekeeper) of Still have wax up in there
this is hella gay
I am supposed to be doing
a history pro (ject)
by procrastinator of the south
I really hate hai-
kus they make me wanna die
this took 15 mins
by poop sock of pee pee island
Googly eyed wang
Tattoo a shark face on it
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-doo
by Baby shark of Doodoodoodoodoo
