BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
283 Days
65626 Haikus
She has a nice shape
Bat chit crazy derrière!
Lofans old heart hurts...
Haiku #64839, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
May 16, 2019 6:38 am ET

That Lao girl, likes beer!
Lofan can't keep up with her...
Falls asleep in chair.
Haiku #64838, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
May 16, 2019 6:28 am ET

Taps plays at ten- sharp
Then mange coyotes howl
As Lofan- does kung fu
Haiku #64837, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
May 16, 2019 6:23 am ET

Great food and service
If you like a big fat cock
Rammed right down your throat
Haiku #64836, by Anonymous Poet
May 16, 2019 4:56 am ET

Natural casing
Shifty eyed, hiking up pants
Happy Father
Haiku #64835, by A real wiener of Wienermobile
May 16, 2019 4:28 am ET

Let's be frank about Frank's frank.
Haiku #64834, by Anonymous Poet
May 16, 2019 4:01 am ET

Is it wrong to bring up the topic of penises when your teenage daughter and her friends are eating hotdogs?
Haiku #64833, by Anonymous Poet
May 16, 2019 3:59 am ET

Oscillating Fan
Front row at the tennis match
Tres cool as always
Haiku #64832, by John Backend Bro of Pringles can
May 16, 2019 3:48 am ET

Lo Fan on mountain
A meditation retreat
Now he is Hi Fan
Haiku #64831, by Hyu Min
May 16, 2019 1:49 am ET

Lo Fan Fan on low
Blowing Barry Manilow
Cunt smile without you
Haiku #64830, by Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
May 16, 2019 12:37 am ET

Where did Lo Fan go?
He was a voice of reason
And wisdom of age...
Haiku #64829, by Anonymous Poet
May 15, 2019 10:12 pm ET

Roy Clark's hair transplant
Held together with semen
From Buck Owen's cock
Haiku #64828, by Hee Haw of Kornfield
May 15, 2019 1:32 pm ET

You entered the room
Scuse my stiff,formal greeting
Penis Tuxedo
Haiku #64827, by Justin Time of prom season
May 15, 2019 1:25 pm ET

junior samples auto sales
I love my hee haw
Haiku #64826, by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
May 15, 2019 1:12 pm ET

I searched the world over
and I thought I found true love
you met another and phssst
Haiku #64825, by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
May 15, 2019 1:11 pm ET

it tastes like chicken
Haiku #64824, by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
May 15, 2019 1:05 pm ET

where or where are you
tonight, why did you leave me
here all alone, I
Haiku #64823, by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
May 15, 2019 12:59 pm ET

warm enchiladas
a salted margarita
cinco de mayo
Haiku #64822, by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
May 15, 2019 12:41 pm ET

I tried to register as a sex offender, but they said to be a registered sex offender you first have to commit and be convicted of a sex offense... So you're telling me that I can commit sex offenses before being registered? That's like saying you can drive before you get your license. What's the point?!
Haiku #64821, by Why is beastiality considered cruelty to animals? They don't seem to mind.
May 15, 2019 11:12 am ET

So many shit ticks
here in the Lard's pig garden...
but Cunt's stuck on Darth.
Haiku #64820, by Unhealthy obsession.
May 15, 2019 11:05 am ET

So many topics
here in the Lord's big garden...
but Darth's stuck on shit.
Haiku #64819, by Seriously, can you imagine dining with him? YUCK.
May 15, 2019 9:07 am ET

Gary Gardengnome
Has just been added to the
sex offenders list
Haiku #64818, by Dink Puller of High AF
May 14, 2019 11:18 pm ET

Syllable Lectern
Cannibal haiku poet
His farts smell like you
Haiku #64817, by Erudite Cassowary of The Plains of Guano
May 14, 2019 7:21 pm ET

Pie slant slop piling
Thought way poo popsicle meat
Sith Frodo detached
Haiku #64816, by Seahorse boners.
May 14, 2019 6:07 pm ET

Meghan Markle's cunt
High in carbs,low in fiber
Not very healthy
Haiku #64815, by .....until murder made him famous
May 14, 2019 4:58 pm ET

I can t stop smiling
Got a new bicycle seat
with dildo attached
Haiku #64814, by As it smiles below of So it smiles above
May 14, 2019 3:14 pm ET

I can
Haiku #64813, by As it smiles below of So it smiles above
May 14, 2019 3:14 pm ET

Blue zit fuzz whore ass
Azure blow, post love thigh twerk
Fizz unedited
Haiku #64812, by Anonymous Poet
May 14, 2019 1:54 pm ET

Knew it was your ass
As you know, most of my work
Is uncredited
Haiku #64811, by John Boy Walton's mole of Cheek
May 14, 2019 1:40 pm ET

I just smell like poop.
That's my distended rectum.
It's hard to keep clean.

When I poo it's like
alien queen laying eggs.
I love Aliens.

I can hear Ripley.
Get away from her, YOU BITCH!
My Hollywood role.

The Alien's cunt.
That was really my asshole.
And you never knew.
Haiku #64810, by Darth Figpucker.
May 14, 2019 11:10 am ET

Lets bomb a dog show.
They used to be wolves, you know.
Free the canine beast!
Haiku #64809, by God I hate humans.
May 14, 2019 11:01 am ET

But that isn't me.
I'm afraid that's my poems.
Smell how they fester!
Haiku #64808, by The Evil Lord Figpucker
May 14, 2019 10:57 am ET

I can smell you, Darth.
Your miasma drifts my way
Like something that died.
Haiku #64807, by Putrefaction of Stupification
May 14, 2019 9:39 am ET

Through the window I
See his cock invade your mouth
Bitmoji heartclutch
Haiku #64806, by Ledge of Kentucky
May 14, 2019 9:11 am ET

Underwear stained red.
Pork blood cubes diarrhea.
Or my period.
Haiku #64805, by Unintentionally trangenderified.
May 14, 2019 8:36 am ET

I just shat my pants.
Wait... sorry, those were your pants.
Now you put them on.
Haiku #64804, by Special needs fashion show.
May 14, 2019 8:32 am ET

Pork blood jello cubes.
Well, that is what they look like.
It's what's for dessert.
Haiku #64803, by Anonymous Poet
May 14, 2019 7:24 am ET

Chicken intestines
skewered on a sharp wood stick
grilled and doused in sauce.
Haiku #64802, by only 5 pesos! of So delish!
May 14, 2019 7:23 am ET

Better an F-bomb
Than NH4NO3
mixed with diesel fuel.
Haiku #64801, by Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. of It doesn't hurt anyone.
May 14, 2019 7:11 am ET

Silly little copy cat.
Go find your own filth!

This is my cesspool.
Like a spring hottub party.
The turds are my friends.

Better friends than you.
And they do not stink as bad.
And keep their mouths shut.
Haiku #64800, by Anonymous Poet
May 14, 2019 7:06 am ET

Silly little man
Sad scrawler of endless filth
Zip your lip now, child.
Haiku #64799, by Soul Mama of the Skies
May 14, 2019 4:20 am ET

Those damn nasty gnomes.
I caught them playing frisbee
with my peeled cock scabs.
Haiku #64798, by Aerodynamic, indeed!
May 14, 2019 3:40 am ET

Holy Christ fuck shit!
What horrible fuckery!
You should be ashamed!
Haiku #64797, by When you yawn I shove in my cock. of Pretend the salty scabs are beef jerky.
May 14, 2019 3:37 am ET

This is what happened
To Julian Assange's
Cat: waterboarded

Which is very cruel
Because cats obviously
Hate when they get wet
Haiku #64796, by Allium cepa
May 14, 2019 1:00 am ET

McCain's brain tumor
Went on CNN and they
Called it "War Hero"

Stelter frigging cried
Van had a panic attack
Wolf jumped up and down
Haiku #64795, by Allium cepa
May 14, 2019 12:55 am ET

Poor Pompeii bastard
Eternal game of statues
Choking his chicken
Haiku #64794, by Statues of No Limitations of Ask about our Statue of Liberty with strap on dildo attachment
May 13, 2019 11:27 pm ET

I fucked the Baker
And the Candlestick Maker
Next, Sam the Butcher
Haiku #64793, by Alice (housekeeper) of Still have wax up in there
May 13, 2019 11:22 pm ET

this is hella gay
I am supposed to be doing
a history pro (ject)
Haiku #64792, by procrastinator of the south
May 13, 2019 11:16 pm ET

I really hate hai-
kus they make me wanna die
this took 15 mins
Haiku #64791, by poop sock of pee pee island
May 13, 2019 11:10 pm ET

Googly eyed wang
Tattoo a shark face on it
Haiku #64790, by Baby shark of Doodoodoodoodoo
May 13, 2019 10:06 pm ET