BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
253 Days
and
65396 Haikus
later...
Unoriginal.
Silly little copy cat.
Go find your own filth!

This is my cesspool.
Like a spring hottub party.
The turds are my friends.

Better friends than you.
And they do not stink as bad.
And keep their mouths shut.
Haiku #64800, by Anonymous Poet
May 14, 2019 7:06 am ET

Silly little man
Sad scrawler of endless filth
Zip your lip now, child.
Haiku #64799, by Soul Mama of the Skies
May 14, 2019 4:20 am ET

Those damn nasty gnomes.
I caught them playing frisbee
with my peeled cock scabs.
Haiku #64798, by Aerodynamic, indeed!
May 14, 2019 3:40 am ET

Holy Christ fuck shit!
What horrible fuckery!
You should be ashamed!
Haiku #64797, by When you yawn I shove in my cock. of Pretend the salty scabs are beef jerky.
May 14, 2019 3:37 am ET

This is what happened
To Julian Assange's
Cat: waterboarded

Which is very cruel
Because cats obviously
Hate when they get wet
Haiku #64796, by Allium cepa
May 14, 2019 1:00 am ET

McCain's brain tumor
Went on CNN and they
Called it "War Hero"

Stelter frigging cried
Van had a panic attack
Wolf jumped up and down
Haiku #64795, by Allium cepa
May 14, 2019 12:55 am ET

Poor Pompeii bastard
Eternal game of statues
Choking his chicken
Haiku #64794, by Statues of No Limitations of Ask about our Statue of Liberty with strap on dildo attachment
May 13, 2019 11:27 pm ET

I fucked the Baker
And the Candlestick Maker
Next, Sam the Butcher
Haiku #64793, by Alice (housekeeper) of Still have wax up in there
May 13, 2019 11:22 pm ET

this is hella gay
I am supposed to be doing
a history pro (ject)
Haiku #64792, by procrastinator of the south
May 13, 2019 11:16 pm ET

I really hate hai-
kus they make me wanna die
this took 15 mins
Haiku #64791, by poop sock of pee pee island
May 13, 2019 11:10 pm ET

Googly eyed wang
Tattoo a shark face on it
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-doo
Haiku #64790, by Baby shark of Doodoodoodoodoo
May 13, 2019 10:06 pm ET

Flour fucking yeast infection beer drunk dili-rius tremors aftershock schnapps douche emergency room scandal. Turtle cunt muddy twat. Give us this day our daily yeast infection. For giving us flatus, forgive those who flatus against us. God hates you and wants you to die, and that's why God made gasoline.
Haiku #64789, by 200 kg funt. of Won't fit my cart.
May 13, 2019 9:08 pm ET

He was not guilty.
The attack was ordered by
President George Bush
Haiku #64788, by 12076-064
May 13, 2019 8:55 pm ET

I'm ordering in
I'm thinking a big ten inch
(Chinese people laugh)
Haiku #64787, by Person who buys plastic and silicone items of Discrete packaging ( can't hide the bulge)
May 13, 2019 6:33 pm ET

The New World Order
A Project for a New Islamic Century
Haiku #64786, by Troll of DeepState
May 13, 2019 6:01 pm ET

Rolling in the flour
So you can find the wet spot
Darn yeast infection!
Haiku #64785, by mojo risin of levitating table used at last supper
May 13, 2019 4:28 pm ET

The baker fucked me
With hard, day old baguette bread
The best stuffing ever
Haiku #64784, by Carbo Derek of 10
May 13, 2019 2:22 pm ET

What do you call it?
When fresh bread gets a hard on?
A raging crouton!!
Haiku #64783, by Mrs. cubbison's whoremaster of under the table
May 13, 2019 1:48 pm ET

Get back to work now.
Those cocks will not suck themselves!
Make me some money!

Did I stutter, bitch?!
Yes, you, mister poet fag!
What the fuck you got?!
Haiku #64782, by Cassowary Cassorole. of You got nothin'!
May 13, 2019 11:50 am ET

Depravity... yawn.
Eating fetuses. How dull.
Is that all you've got?
Haiku #64781, by Silly Boy of Pretending to Be Bad
May 13, 2019 9:37 am ET

God is like Beavis.
Just look at the universe.
That is proof enough.
Haiku #64780, by Beavis also says schlong.
May 13, 2019 8:28 am ET

Cassowary cunt.
Not quite as tight as chickens',
But a fun challenge.
Haiku #64779, by Mary, Mary quite contrary to the ordinary, be wary of the scary cassowary.
May 13, 2019 8:25 am ET

God laughed the loudest
Then he pulled out his big schlong
And caused an earthquake
Haiku #64778, by smite Runner
May 13, 2019 5:56 am ET

Penis weigh station
Embarrassing to be puny
Everyone laughing
Haiku #64777, by tiny pecker of hiding
May 13, 2019 5:54 am ET

Two bitcoin blowjob
A postcard from that mean bird
Cassowary Cum
Haiku #64776, by Lavatory Laureate of bird watching
May 13, 2019 3:07 am ET

Semen cannonball
Where's my morning after pill
You Neaderthal?
Haiku #64775, by I can see clearly now of The spooge is gone
May 13, 2019 2:19 am ET

Aboursiones? Depends how they're cooked!

We went to the abortion clinic just the other day.
And we were really hungry so we had to say...
Feed us. Feed us. Feed us.
Hey, what it is we don't care.
Feed us a fetus, feed us a fetus.
I'll take mine medium rare!
--Bo Burnham

This actor's guild/union, our payment for performing in this play -- coffee, beer, and a few orgasms. Fleeting currency universal BitCoin and the more depraved and dilapidated it all becomes, the more value it has and there is no reason for it all.

Do not cum in me.
I'll give birth to Donald Trump.
Dayglo afterbirth.

There is NO hope for the future and, while abortion is immoral and wrong and we should NOT deprive those little cocksuckers of their chance at life/suffering and misery, abortion is preemptive euthanasia. The youth in Asia support euthanasia. Flush them all. Deprive the Holy Audience of their Comical Play. It's the only true rebellion. Take up your full auto weapons and have a shopping mall hunting party. Or if you'd rather...

Ingest mutagens.
Give God His entertainment.
Two-headed lead role.

Dried pussy mucus.
Also known as cunt boogers.
Roll it 'tween your toes.
Haiku #64774, by I selected street lights and buses. of How exciting!
May 13, 2019 12:26 am ET

eternity
fetish
entropy
dilemma
mystical
harvest
Haiku #64773, by cyborg
May 12, 2019 11:47 pm ET

haunting
habit
mutation
hesitation
siren
baptism
Haiku #64772, by cyborg
May 12, 2019 11:46 pm ET

I do not like the Lexus bow tie grill,
It looks like it should be on a locomotive,
That travels through cattle country.
Haiku #64771, by Anonymous Poet
May 12, 2019 9:17 pm ET

Country Club Luncheon
Looks like Prime Rib but it's cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Haiku #64770, by Caddy of Shack
May 12, 2019 7:47 pm ET

Every damn morning
The maniacal laughter
Bacon Sizzling
Haiku #64769, by Rise and Shine
May 12, 2019 3:02 pm ET

No one was looking
So Dad unzipped his blue jeans
And mounted the sow
Haiku #64768, by Noticer of Details of Barnyard
May 12, 2019 9:34 am ET

Hey Figpucker, you're
a freethinker. What about
abortion . . . your thoughts?
Haiku #64767, by Light to Rife of 3rd Trimester
May 11, 2019 11:25 pm ET

Sparrow in the Sky
Such beauty all around Me
Wait! What bit my Face?
Haiku #64766, by Ilsa Linsa of Hamburg, Germany
May 11, 2019 11:00 pm ET

Meghan Markle's cunt
From which a child emerged
Is likely Harry
Haiku #64765, by Double entendre
May 11, 2019 7:03 pm ET

Supposedly she's
A lizard person - Dave Icke
She'll gobble your fist
Haiku #64764, by Her Royal Majesty's Distant Cousin
May 11, 2019 6:18 pm ET

Rolling up my sleeves
Fisting Queen Elizabeth
Her husband is next
Haiku #64763, by Royal Stiffy
May 11, 2019 3:22 pm ET

Meghan Markle's cunt
Once thought recreational
Now has a purpose
Haiku #64762, by The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock
May 11, 2019 2:52 pm ET

I knew my haiku
Would cue you to spew anew
Untrue points of view
Haiku #64761, by Your sacred spew of Figpuckery
May 11, 2019 6:05 am ET

You ll be fucking them
Wondering if theyre human
Just like you do now
Haiku #64760, by Some things of Never Change
May 11, 2019 3:55 am ET

You
Haiku #64759, by Some things of Never Change
May 11, 2019 3:54 am ET

The Twenty-Fifties:
They were something SPINGLOMPER
Space commies. Bots.
Haiku #64758, by Anonymous Poet
May 11, 2019 3:06 am ET

Never skips a beat
Hairstyles and fashions may change
Incest stays the same
Haiku #64757, by Noticer of Details of Cumtrails of Yesteryear
May 11, 2019 2:14 am ET

The Nineteen-Fourties:
They were something NUCLEAR
The Holocaust. Nukes.
Haiku #64756, by Anonymous Poet
May 11, 2019 1:44 am ET

The Nineteen-Fifties:
They were something RADICAL.
Family values. God.
Haiku #64755, by Anonymous Poet
May 10, 2019 11:09 pm ET

After Darkness Falls
Find them sucking dimpled balls
Argyle cum wad blown
Haiku #64754, by Caddy of Shack
May 10, 2019 10:13 pm ET

Professional golfers,
What a boring bland group,
Of guys they are.
Haiku #64753, by Anonymous Poet
May 10, 2019 9:25 pm ET

Start the day off right
Face down in my hot pussy
Good Morning Birdsong
Haiku #64752, by Cassowary Bird
May 10, 2019 8:40 am ET

Satan is God's ape.
The Lord keeps him on His leash.
Ask Martin Luther...
Haiku #64751, by Frederick the Elector of Saxony
May 10, 2019 8:05 am ET