Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #64774
Aboursiones? Depends how they're cooked!

We went to the abortion clinic just the other day.
And we were really hungry so we had to say...
Feed us. Feed us. Feed us.
Hey, what it is we don't care.
Feed us a fetus, feed us a fetus.
I'll take mine medium rare!
--Bo Burnham

This actor's guild/union, our payment for performing in this play -- coffee, beer, and a few orgasms. Fleeting currency universal BitCoin and the more depraved and dilapidated it all becomes, the more value it has and there is no reason for it all.

Do not cum in me.
I'll give birth to Donald Trump.
Dayglo afterbirth.

There is NO hope for the future and, while abortion is immoral and wrong and we should NOT deprive those little cocksuckers of their chance at life/suffering and misery, abortion is preemptive euthanasia. The youth in Asia support euthanasia. Flush them all. Deprive the Holy Audience of their Comical Play. It's the only true rebellion. Take up your full auto weapons and have a shopping mall hunting party. Or if you'd rather...

Ingest mutagens.
Give God His entertainment.
Two-headed lead role.

Dried pussy mucus.
Also known as cunt boogers.
Roll it 'tween your toes.
Haiku #64774
Posted: May 13, 2019 12:26 am ET
Poet & location: I selected street lights and buses. of How exciting!