He was not guilty.
The attack was ordered by
President George Bush
by 12076-064
I'm ordering in
I'm thinking a big ten inch
(Chinese people laugh)
by Person who buys plastic and silicone items of Discrete packaging ( can't hide the bulge)
The New World Order
A Project for a New Islamic Century
by Troll of DeepState
Rolling in the flour
So you can find the wet spot
Darn yeast infection!
by mojo risin of levitating table used at last supper
The baker fucked me
With hard, day old baguette bread
The best stuffing ever
by Carbo Derek of 10
What do you call it?
When fresh bread gets a hard on?
A raging crouton!!
by Mrs. cubbison's whoremaster of under the table
Depravity... yawn.
Eating fetuses. How dull.
Is that all you've got?
by Silly Boy of Pretending to Be Bad
God is like Beavis.
Just look at the universe.
That is proof enough.
by Beavis also says schlong.
Cassowary cunt.
Not quite as tight as chickens',
But a fun challenge.
by Mary, Mary quite contrary to the ordinary, be wary of the scary cassowary.
God laughed the loudest
Then he pulled out his big schlong
And caused an earthquake
by smite Runner
Penis weigh station
Embarrassing to be puny
Everyone laughing
by tiny pecker of hiding
Two bitcoin blowjob
A postcard from that mean bird
Cassowary Cum
by Lavatory Laureate of bird watching
Semen cannonball
Where's my morning after pill
You Neaderthal?
by I can see clearly now of The spooge is gone
Aboursiones? Depends how they're cooked!
We went to the abortion clinic just the other day.
And we were really hungry so we had to say...
Feed us. Feed us. Feed us.
Hey, what it is we don't care.
Feed us a fetus, feed us a fetus.
I'll take mine medium rare!
--Bo Burnham
This actor's guild/union, our payment for performing in this play -- coffee, beer, and a few orgasms. Fleeting currency universal BitCoin and the more depraved and dilapidated it all becomes, the more value it has and there is no reason for it all.
Do not cum in me.
I'll give birth to Donald Trump.
Dayglo afterbirth.
There is NO hope for the future and, while abortion is immoral and wrong and we should NOT deprive those little cocksuckers of their chance at life/suffering and misery, abortion is preemptive euthanasia. The youth in Asia support euthanasia. Flush them all. Deprive the Holy Audience of their Comical Play. It's the only true rebellion. Take up your full auto weapons and have a shopping mall hunting party. Or if you'd rather...
Ingest mutagens.
Give God His entertainment.
Two-headed lead role.
Dried pussy mucus.
Also known as cunt boogers.
Roll it 'tween your toes.
by I selected street lights and buses. of How exciting!
eternity
fetish
entropy
dilemma
mystical
harvest
by cyborg
haunting
habit
mutation
hesitation
siren
baptism
by cyborg
I do not like the Lexus bow tie grill,
It looks like it should be on a locomotive,
That travels through cattle country.
by Anonymous Poet
Country Club Luncheon
Looks like Prime Rib but it's cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
by Caddy of Shack
Every damn morning
The maniacal laughter
Bacon Sizzling
by Rise and Shine
No one was looking
So Dad unzipped his blue jeans
And mounted the sow
by Noticer of Details of Barnyard
Hey Figpucker, you're
a freethinker. What about
abortion . . . your thoughts?
by Light to Rife of 3rd Trimester
Sparrow in the Sky
Such beauty all around Me
Wait! What bit my Face?
by Ilsa Linsa of Hamburg, Germany
Meghan Markle's cunt
From which a child emerged
Is likely Harry
by Double entendre
Supposedly she's
A lizard person - Dave Icke
She'll gobble your fist
by Her Royal Majesty's Distant Cousin
Rolling up my sleeves
Fisting Queen Elizabeth
Her husband is next
by Royal Stiffy
Meghan Markle's cunt
Once thought recreational
Now has a purpose
by The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock
I knew my haiku
Would cue you to spew anew
Untrue points of view
by Your sacred spew of Figpuckery
You ll be fucking them
Wondering if theyre human
Just like you do now
by Some things of Never Change
You
by Some things of Never Change
The Twenty-Fifties:
They were something SPINGLOMPER
Space commies. Bots.
by Anonymous Poet
Never skips a beat
Hairstyles and fashions may change
Incest stays the same
by Noticer of Details of Cumtrails of Yesteryear
The Nineteen-Fourties:
They were something NUCLEAR
The Holocaust. Nukes.
by Anonymous Poet
The Nineteen-Fifties:
They were something RADICAL.
Family values. God.
by Anonymous Poet
After Darkness Falls
Find them sucking dimpled balls
Argyle cum wad blown
by Caddy of Shack
Professional golfers,
What a boring bland group,
Of guys they are.
by Anonymous Poet
Start the day off right
Face down in my hot pussy
Good Morning Birdsong
by Cassowary Bird
Satan is God's ape.
The Lord keeps him on His leash.
Ask Martin Luther...
by Frederick the Elector of Saxony
I'm at the end zone
Scoping out some tight end meat
Wearing pantyhose
by Joe Namath of Sexy
Thrilling to behold
A man doing a handstand
With his erect dink
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Modern Poetry
Generated by robot
Robot named Satan
by Cassowary bird of Bird bath
His view was bovine
No wonder he looked at porn
And farm magazines
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
Sound carried for miles
The Booming Climax of God
Fucking us over
by smite Runner
They never washed up
Enjoyed their mutual stench
Spotlight on Coitus
by colitis
Say what you want
Just keep moving your big mouth
On my clitoris
by puffy of Mmm Mmm Good
Pubic Hair Harvest
A bumper crop this season
Pulled under moonlight
by Anonymous Poet
Some parishioners
Had complained about the host
Wafers smelled like carp
by Noticer of Details of First pew
Church let out early
Sister Margaret O'Mackerel
Had a smelly cunt
by Father Paul Pullingpud of Jerking off while I write this in the confessional
What a great idea
Lord God Almighty and Son
New TV sitcom
by Like Sanford and Son of But Souls instead of junk
Need to let Darth know
that CHRIST is his Lord and God
and will judge his ass.
by good luck of good night
Cassowary.
by Anonymous Poet
