Dogs make for a tasty stew.
Cats have diseases.
Well, dogs do also,
but cats carry diseases
that can pass to us.
Dogs not near as much.
Just cook them for a long time.
You will be okay.
Seriously, though, the funny thing about eating dog is that somehow dogs know if you're a dog-eater and they will bark at you or try to pee on you. That's no lie. Dogs are vicious little cunts. But they sure do taste good. Better than beef, and cheaper too.
Writing haiku is so gay that I feel like I should be paid for it. Every haiku that I write I can feel my asshole widening just a little more. I need some cash for this. Send money via paypal.
thanks in advance
If I get enough money I can buy myself an ultra-sized dildo and I won't need to write haiku any more.