Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #64728
Darth is so boring.
Predictable as always.
Same old shit and cum.

Never new topics.
Cannibal, eat dogs, shit, cum,
beastiality.

"I hate my fat wife."
"My kids are annoying turds."
And "all poets suck."

Oh, and brain damage.
Drugs, alcohol, and hookers.
Anything missing?
Haiku #64728
Posted: May 9, 2019 5:05 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER!