Bad Haiku

Cassowary.

Haiku # 64730, May 9, 2019 5:08 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Cassowary.

Haiku # 64729, May 9, 2019 5:07 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Darth is so boring.
Predictable as always.
Same old shit and cum.

Never new topics.
Cannibal, eat dogs, shit, cum,
beastiality.

"I hate my fat wife."
"My kids are annoying turds."
And "all poets suck."

Oh, and brain damage.
Drugs, alcohol, and hookers.
Anything missing?

Haiku # 64728, May 9, 2019 5:05 pm ET

by DARTH FIGPUCKER!

However, I don't
make burgers out of dog meat.
I like burgers rare.

Haiku # 64727, May 9, 2019 4:59 pm ET

by DARTH FIGPUCKER!

Cat/dog difference.
Dogs make for a tasty stew.
Cats have diseases.

Well, dogs do also,
but cats carry diseases
that can pass to us.

Dogs not near as much.
Just cook them for a long time.
You will be okay.

Seriously, though, the funny thing about eating dog is that somehow dogs know if you're a dog-eater and they will bark at you or try to pee on you. That's no lie. Dogs are vicious little cunts. But they sure do taste good. Better than beef, and cheaper too.

Haiku # 64726, May 9, 2019 4:57 pm ET

by DARTH FIGPUCKER!

You don't light hotplates.
Do you mean Bunsen burner?
I am so confused.

If you need to get
the heat up inside the butt,
use a curling rod.

Your wife might get mad.
Her hair will smell like feces.
And attract insects.

Haiku # 64725, May 9, 2019 4:51 pm ET

by DARTH FIGPUCKER!

Stuff in dried corn cob
Dab coconut oil in bum
Sit on lit hotplate

Haiku # 64724, May 9, 2019 2:10 pm ET

by Movie Theatre Poopcorn of Aurora, Colorado

The difference between cats and dogs,
Dogs want to be somewhere else,
Cats just want to be where they are.

Haiku # 64723, May 9, 2019 2:10 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

I enjoy the arts
I'd like to make some with farts
I am a f'artist

Haiku # 64722, May 9, 2019 1:52 pm ET

by The new artistic medium of Farts

Ultimate corn hole
How Orville Redenbacher died
Went out with a BANG

Haiku # 64721, May 9, 2019 1:00 pm ET

by No batteries of No distractions

Darth makes Haiku (yawn)
Shooting off his potty-mouth
from the Phillipines

Haiku # 64720, May 9, 2019 11:30 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

The best part about
corn holing is eating the
corn after the fact.

Haiku # 64719, May 9, 2019 11:14 am ET

by DARTH FIGPUCKER!!!! of And then there's poop in your corn that's in your poop that in your corn that's in your poop that's in your corn that's...

Saw a boy mooning
from the back of a jeep/bus.
People were laughing.

Haiku # 64718, May 9, 2019 8:27 am ET

by Maybe there is hope for this backwards place.

All I can say is
What a day for corn holing
God is really good

Haiku # 64717, May 9, 2019 8:24 am ET

by Rural Guido

Two E P L teams
In the Champions League final
Makes me wanna puke

Haiku # 64716, May 9, 2019 7:37 am ET

by Should be Barca vs Ajax

I sucked both grandpas.
And simultaneously!
My parents were proud.

Haiku # 64715, May 9, 2019 7:29 am ET

by Darth Figpucker!

Grandpa Mossy dink
When will you suck his old bone?
Sip his bleach chai drip

Haiku # 64714, May 9, 2019 6:00 am ET

by Dankendstank of Rank end's tank

Or you could say that
I am really coming in.
Coming in YOUR ASS!

Haiku # 64713, May 9, 2019 4:22 am ET

by Thank you for dropping the soap. of Prison shower high jinx.

Have you ever tried
single origin chocolate
that made you climax?

Haiku # 64712, May 9, 2019 3:44 am ET

by I know, I know, that's gay. I'm coming out.

I changed the cat box.
One of the turds was golden.
I melted it down.

Pawn shop says it's brass.
Fucking cat's getting dry food!
Make a fool of me!

Haiku # 64711, May 9, 2019 3:38 am ET

by Starvhscasswarykittencunt

Do you like sushi?
If not, you're a goddamn douche.
Real men eat sushi!

Haiku # 64710, May 9, 2019 3:36 am ET

by I miss vhs calling me a douche. of I guess he doesn't want to insult the douches.

Sculpted bonzai plants.
Made to look like a huge dink.
Japs compensating.

Haiku # 64709, May 9, 2019 3:30 am ET

by Why the fuck am I saying "dink"... was that starkitten that started that shit? Everyone knows it should be COCK!

Mount Fuji Erupts!
Or Godzilla jacking off.
Same-y same white boy!

Haiku # 64708, May 9, 2019 2:53 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

Writing haiku is so gay that I feel like I should be paid for it. Every haiku that I write I can feel my asshole widening just a little more. I need some cash for this. Send money via paypal.
darthfigpucker2@gmail.com.
thanks in advance

If I get enough money I can buy myself an ultra-sized dildo and I won't need to write haiku any more.

Haiku # 64707, May 9, 2019 2:49 am ET

by Darth Figpucker!

I still wish you had AIDS.
Please go out and get some.

Haiku # 64706, May 9, 2019 2:43 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

I want a gerbil.
When I am done fucking it,
feed it to the cat.

Haiku # 64705, May 9, 2019 2:41 am ET

by Makes your tiny cock feel sooooo HUGE!

Cass
O
Fucking
Wary

Haiku # 64704, May 9, 2019 2:39 am ET

by Funtcart Funtcart Funt!

Anal lube flavor enhancer
Jollibee additive.
Substandard artificial monkey jizz.

Haiku # 64703, May 9, 2019 2:38 am ET

by Darth Figpucker!

Goddamn your hand sanitizer!
It reeks like thrice used anal lube.
Oh... it is? I see.

Haiku # 64702, May 9, 2019 2:35 am ET

by Darth Figpucker!

Goddamn

Haiku # 64701, May 9, 2019 2:33 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

Stinky Dink!

Haiku # 64700, May 9, 2019 2:17 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

V H fuckin' S!

Haiku # 64699, May 9, 2019 2:15 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

Cassowary!

Haiku # 64698, May 9, 2019 2:12 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

Is your snatch sealed shut?
Is your cunt crusted over?
You need Twat-Snot-Gone!

Haiku # 64697, May 9, 2019 2:11 am ET

by As Seen On TV!

So stale, so monotonous.
He should go for a walk.
Feed the pigeons.
Let them shit on his shoes.
Commune with nature.

Haiku # 64696, May 9, 2019 2:09 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

I smell a stinky old poet.
Put him in the nursing home.
Let him pretend to write.

Haiku # 64695, May 9, 2019 2:07 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

I smell a stinky old poet.
Put him in the nursing home.
Let him pretend to write.

Haiku # 64694, May 9, 2019 2:07 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

I'm eating cheesecake.
Oreo cheesecake, that is.
And it ain't too bad.

Haiku # 64693, May 9, 2019 1:58 am ET

by You dried twat snot

Excuse me, I meant Inuit.
I'm not very PC.
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.

Haiku # 64692, May 9, 2019 1:54 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

Inside Gram-gram's cane
was 10 grams of pure cocaine!
Nursing home party!

You will overdose
cane broken off in your ass
We tried to warn you

Haiku # 64691, May 9, 2019 1:51 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

What do you call an Eskimo hooker?
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..
A Frostitute!

Haiku # 64690, May 9, 2019 1:47 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

Casso-fucking-wary!
Murdering fucking giant.
It ain't Big Bird.

Stuffitupyourass
Extinct pachyderm proboscis
8 foot cocaine line

Snuffitupyournose
You elephant's prostitute!
Snuffpornawfulbust

Haiku # 64689, May 9, 2019 1:46 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

Mangina fajita burrito.
Mojito Dorito fluoresce vomitus.
Launch pad testicle rope tie.

Soggy old taco.
Distended rectum him whore roids.
Like a baboon's cunt.

Haiku # 64688, May 9, 2019 1:41 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

Have you ever jacked off to the Numa Numa guy on YouTube?
Well then you haven't lived!

Haiku # 64687, May 9, 2019 1:35 am ET

by Darth Figpucker

money drugs pussy
overdose twat snot corpse fuck
cocaine cunt smuggler

Haiku # 64686, May 9, 2019 1:34 am ET

by crass ass gas

FARRRTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haiku # 64685, May 9, 2019 1:31 am ET

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Haiku # 64684, May 9, 2019 1:30 am ET

by Darth is everywhere and soooooo boring!!!!! of Darth is soooooo boring!!! Darth is dull! Tire old cum shit verse!

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Haiku # 64683, May 9, 2019 1:27 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

This is your fantasy:
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Go jack off to it.
Write a haiku about it.
Bloody mangina.

Haiku # 64682, May 9, 2019 1:26 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

Filled out my time card
Umpteen hours of poetry
Rich Cassowary

Haiku # 64680, May 8, 2019 11:25 pm ET

by Cassowary bird of Golden Eggs

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