Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #64689
Casso-fucking-wary!
Murdering fucking giant.
It ain't Big Bird.

Stuffitupyourass
Extinct pachyderm proboscis
8 foot cocaine line

Snuffitupyournose
You elephant's prostitute!
Snuffpornawfulbust
Haiku #64689
Posted: May 9, 2019 1:46 am ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet