Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #64709
Sculpted bonzai plants.
Made to look like a huge dink.
Japs compensating.
Haiku #64709
Posted: May 9, 2019 3:30 am ET
Poet & location: Why the fuck am I saying "dink"... was that starkitten that started that shit? Everyone knows it should be COCK!