Saw a boy mooning
from the back of a jeep/bus.
People were laughing.
by Maybe there is hope for this backwards place.
All I can say is
What a day for corn holing
God is really good
by Rural Guido
Two E P L teams
In the Champions League final
Makes me wanna puke
by Should be Barca vs Ajax
I sucked both grandpas.
And simultaneously!
My parents were proud.
by Darth Figpucker!
Grandpa Mossy dink
When will you suck his old bone?
Sip his bleach chai drip
by Dankendstank of Rank end's tank
Or you could say that
I am really coming in.
Coming in YOUR ASS!
by Thank you for dropping the soap. of Prison shower high jinx.
Have you ever tried
single origin chocolate
that made you climax?
by I know, I know, that's gay. I'm coming out.
I changed the cat box.
One of the turds was golden.
I melted it down.
Pawn shop says it's brass.
Fucking cat's getting dry food!
Make a fool of me!
by Starvhscasswarykittencunt
Do you like sushi?
If not, you're a goddamn douche.
Real men eat sushi!
by I miss vhs calling me a douche. of I guess he doesn't want to insult the douches.
Sculpted bonzai plants.
Made to look like a huge dink.
Japs compensating.
by Why the fuck am I saying "dink"... was that starkitten that started that shit? Everyone knows it should be COCK!
Mount Fuji Erupts!
Or Godzilla jacking off.
Same-y same white boy!
by Anonymous Poet
Writing haiku is so gay that I feel like I should be paid for it. Every haiku that I write I can feel my asshole widening just a little more. I need some cash for this. Send money via paypal.
darthfigpucker2@gmail.com.
thanks in advance
If I get enough money I can buy myself an ultra-sized dildo and I won't need to write haiku any more.
by Darth Figpucker!
I still wish you had AIDS.
Please go out and get some.
by Anonymous Poet
I want a gerbil.
When I am done fucking it,
feed it to the cat.
by Makes your tiny cock feel sooooo HUGE!
Cass
O
Fucking
Wary
by Funtcart Funtcart Funt!
Anal lube flavor enhancer
Jollibee additive.
Substandard artificial monkey jizz.
by Darth Figpucker!
Goddamn your hand sanitizer!
It reeks like thrice used anal lube.
Oh... it is? I see.
by Darth Figpucker!
Stinky Dink!
by Anonymous Poet
V H fuckin' S!
by Anonymous Poet
Cassowary!
by Anonymous Poet
Is your snatch sealed shut?
Is your cunt crusted over?
You need Twat-Snot-Gone!
by As Seen On TV!
So stale, so monotonous.
He should go for a walk.
Feed the pigeons.
Let them shit on his shoes.
Commune with nature.
by Anonymous Poet
I smell a stinky old poet.
Put him in the nursing home.
Let him pretend to write.
by Anonymous Poet
I smell a stinky old poet.
Put him in the nursing home.
Let him pretend to write.
by Anonymous Poet
I'm eating cheesecake.
Oreo cheesecake, that is.
And it ain't too bad.
by You dried twat snot
Excuse me, I meant Inuit.
I'm not very PC.
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.
by Anonymous Poet
Inside Gram-gram's cane
was 10 grams of pure cocaine!
Nursing home party!
You will overdose
cane broken off in your ass
We tried to warn you
by Anonymous Poet
What do you call an Eskimo hooker?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
A Frostitute!
by Anonymous Poet
Casso-fucking-wary!
Murdering fucking giant.
It ain't Big Bird.
Stuffitupyourass
Extinct pachyderm proboscis
8 foot cocaine line
Snuffitupyournose
You elephant's prostitute!
Snuffpornawfulbust
by Anonymous Poet
Mangina fajita burrito.
Mojito Dorito fluoresce vomitus.
Launch pad testicle rope tie.
Soggy old taco.
Distended rectum him whore roids.
Like a baboon's cunt.
by Anonymous Poet
Have you ever jacked off to the Numa Numa guy on YouTube?
Well then you haven't lived!
by Darth Figpucker
money drugs pussy
overdose twat snot corpse fuck
cocaine cunt smuggler
by crass ass gas
FARRRTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Cum shit ladyboy bitch cassowary
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by Anonymous Poet
This is your fantasy:
https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/goosh-goosh/81394416/
Go jack off to it.
Write a haiku about it.
Bloody mangina.
by Anonymous Poet
Filled out my time card
Umpteen hours of poetry
Rich Cassowary
by Cassowary bird of Golden Eggs
I opened the book
Saw lots of dirty pictures
Then I jerked off
It was a long read
Thanks for letting me borrow
Your Holy Bible
by Avid reader
Your small genitals
Under investigation
Check is in the mail
by God of Sent u a refund cause I gave u tiny junk
Be on the lookout
For a crybaby poet
With a short penis
by Noticer of Details of His feet are small, too
DARTH all over here.
The truth is, well, you're boring.
(And predictable)
by Master oF arts
Playing with myself
In my rig at the truck stop
The oversized load
by Mack of Truck Stop
Humiliation
You have your meat hanging out
But no one wants it
by Smelly fart
How Jesus got AIDS
Is a mystery to me
Was it drugs or sex?
by Memoirs of A geisha
I am watching you
But you don t think I see you
Look into my eyes
by You will
I am watching you
But you don
by You
Who was that one freak?
Roamed the world eating strange stuff.
Made a TV show.
by Anonymous Poet
Snake semen latte.
They drink that in India.
Mixed with sweet chai tea.
Commune with Shiva.
Puts a wiggle in your hips.
The spirits of snakes.
by Anonymous Poet
The ejaculate
Brought forth from ten thousand snakes
I smirk as you gag
by Lavatory Laureate of Lavatory
Do you drink weird bier?
No, I much prefer wierd beir.
That's what's in my stien.
by Anonymous Poet
