Cat/dog difference.
Dogs make for a tasty stew.
Cats have diseases.

Well, dogs do also,
but cats carry diseases
that can pass to us.

Dogs not near as much.
Just cook them for a long time.
You will be okay.

Seriously, though, the funny thing about eating dog is that somehow dogs know if you're a dog-eater and they will bark at you or try to pee on you. That's no lie. Dogs are vicious little cunts. But they sure do taste good. Better than beef, and cheaper too.