Cassowary cunt.
Not quite as tight as chickens',
But a fun challenge.

God laughed the loudest
Then he pulled out his big schlong
And caused an earthquake

Penis weigh station
Embarrassing to be puny
Everyone laughing

Two bitcoin blowjob
A postcard from that mean bird
Cassowary Cum

Semen cannonball
Where's my morning after pill
You Neaderthal?

Aboursiones? Depends how they're cooked!

We went to the abortion clinic just the other day.
And we were really hungry so we had to say...
Feed us. Feed us. Feed us.
Hey, what it is we don't care.
Feed us a fetus, feed us a fetus.
I'll take mine medium rare!
--Bo Burnham

This actor's guild/union, our payment for performing in this play -- coffee, beer, and a few orgasms. Fleeting currency universal BitCoin and the more depraved and dilapidated it all becomes, the more value it has and there is no reason for it all.

Do not cum in me.
I'll give birth to Donald Trump.
Dayglo afterbirth.

There is NO hope for the future and, while abortion is immoral and wrong and we should NOT deprive those little cocksuckers of their chance at life/suffering and misery, abortion is preemptive euthanasia. The youth in Asia support euthanasia. Flush them all. Deprive the Holy Audience of their Comical Play. It's the only true rebellion. Take up your full auto weapons and have a shopping mall hunting party. Or if you'd rather...

Ingest mutagens.
Give God His entertainment.
Two-headed lead role.

Dried pussy mucus.
Also known as cunt boogers.
Roll it 'tween your toes.

eternity
fetish
entropy
dilemma
mystical
harvest

haunting
habit
mutation
hesitation
siren
baptism

I do not like the Lexus bow tie grill,
It looks like it should be on a locomotive,
That travels through cattle country.

Country Club Luncheon
Looks like Prime Rib but it's cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt

Every damn morning
The maniacal laughter
Bacon Sizzling

No one was looking
So Dad unzipped his blue jeans
And mounted the sow

Hey Figpucker, you're
a freethinker. What about
abortion . . . your thoughts?

Sparrow in the Sky
Such beauty all around Me
Wait! What bit my Face?

Meghan Markle's cunt
From which a child emerged
Is likely Harry

Supposedly she's
A lizard person - Dave Icke
She'll gobble your fist

Rolling up my sleeves
Fisting Queen Elizabeth
Her husband is next

Meghan Markle's cunt
Once thought recreational
Now has a purpose

I knew my haiku
Would cue you to spew anew
Untrue points of view

You ll be fucking them
Wondering if theyre human
Just like you do now

You

The Twenty-Fifties:
They were something SPINGLOMPER
Space commies. Bots.

Never skips a beat
Hairstyles and fashions may change
Incest stays the same

The Nineteen-Fourties:
They were something NUCLEAR
The Holocaust. Nukes.

The Nineteen-Fifties:
They were something RADICAL.
Family values. God.

After Darkness Falls
Find them sucking dimpled balls
Argyle cum wad blown

Professional golfers,
What a boring bland group,
Of guys they are.

Start the day off right
Face down in my hot pussy
Good Morning Birdsong

Satan is God's ape.
The Lord keeps him on His leash.
Ask Martin Luther...

I'm at the end zone
Scoping out some tight end meat
Wearing pantyhose

Thrilling to behold
A man doing a handstand
With his erect dink

Modern Poetry
Generated by robot
Robot named Satan

His view was bovine
No wonder he looked at porn
And farm magazines

Sound carried for miles
The Booming Climax of God
Fucking us over

They never washed up
Enjoyed their mutual stench
Spotlight on Coitus

Say what you want
Just keep moving your big mouth
On my clitoris

Pubic Hair Harvest
A bumper crop this season
Pulled under moonlight

Some parishioners
Had complained about the host
Wafers smelled like carp

Church let out early
Sister Margaret O'Mackerel
Had a smelly cunt

What a great idea
Lord God Almighty and Son
New TV sitcom

Need to let Darth know
that CHRIST is his Lord and God
and will judge his ass.

Cassowary.

He closed the barn door
Felt around in the darkness
Found the warm sow's cunt

Cassowary.

Cassowary.

Cassowary.

Cassowary.

Cassowary.

Cassowary.

Cassowary.