Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #64789
Flour fucking yeast infection beer drunk dili-rius tremors aftershock schnapps douche emergency room scandal. Turtle cunt muddy twat. Give us this day our daily yeast infection. For giving us flatus, forgive those who flatus against us. God hates you and wants you to die, and that's why God made gasoline.
Haiku #64789
Posted: May 13, 2019 9:08 pm ET
Poet & location: 200 kg funt. of Won't fit my cart.